
Session Start: Wed Mar 08 17:59:22 2006
Session Ident: #plrlive
[17:59] * Now talking in #plrlive
[17:59] * Topic is 'Welcome too the PLR Radio'
[17:59] * Set by SleazyBear on Wed Mar 01 19:52:15
[17:59] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! 
[17:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I can hear sleazy breathing, hehe.
[17:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool
[17:59] <mojoman> http://netpond.com/showthread.php?t=82505
[17:59] <PaulJohn> shit i almost forgot about the show
[17:59] <mojoman> pj!!
[17:59] <mojoman> i'm gonna have to multitask :)
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[18:00] <mojoman> [16:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I can hear sleazy breathing, hehe. <--- when you wake up next to him :)
[18:00] <slaxxx> 'morning
[18:00] <mojoman> pj - are you recording it?
[18:00] <mojoman> hey slaxxx!
[18:00] <slaxxx> is there a show today?
[18:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah
[18:01] <slaxxx> cool, seems informative so far :P
[18:01] <mojoman> hey sb
[18:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> aparently it is just sleazy cussing over a guitar rift.
[18:01] <slaxxx> hehe
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[18:01] <karl> Hi all
[18:01] <PaulJohn> yeah i'm recording
[18:01] <rvince> ah... I was going to ask where the loosy music was :-D
[18:01] <slaxxx> hi karl
[18:01] <PaulJohn> i'll when it starts eh
[18:02] <mojoman> hendrix?
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[18:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +o JP_go4livecash
[18:02] <mojoman> nice one pj :)
[18:02] * JP_go4livecash sets mode: -o JP_go4livecash
[18:02] <JP_go4livecash> hi guys
[18:02] <slaxxx> hi
[18:02] <mojoman> i'll dl to my mp3 player tomorrow when i go leaflet dropping :)
[18:02] <karl> hiya
[18:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there jp
[18:04] <PaulJohn> hi there
[18:04] <mojoman> hi karl/jp
[18:04] <karl> pauljohn i replied too ur pm :)
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[18:05] <Boop> hi everyone
[18:05] <karl> Hi mojo
[18:05] <slaxxx> hi boop
[18:05] <PaulJohn> yeah i replied to it too
[18:05] <PaulJohn> :))
[18:07] * SleazyBear sets mode: +ooo Boop JP_go4livecash jvastine
[18:07] * SleazyBear sets mode: -o Boop
[18:08] * mojoman slaps slaxxx around a bit with a large trout
[18:08] <mojoman> i so did not do that :/
[18:08] <mojoman> wtf
[18:09] * slaxxx slaps theshiftyeyedbastard around a bit with a large trout
[18:09] <mojoman> missed :)
[18:09] * slaxxx slaps SleazyBear around a bit with a large trout
[18:09] <PaulJohn> what was last week the show about?
[18:09] <mojoman> oh no, watch out for trout sex
[18:09] <slaxxx> we had a guest
[18:09] <slaxxx> dokk
[18:09] <mojoman> i hear that some of the fishermen do that :/
[18:09] <slaxxx> but technical problems
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> put da trout down.
[18:09] <slaxxx> so, you not being able to record it wasn't a huge deal, pj
[18:10] * slaxxx was kicked by SleazyBear (i slap harder :P)
[18:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, we only heard the part about dokks health problems, after he started giving some business tips, it went dead :(
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[18:10] <slaxxx> lol
[18:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:10] <slaxxx> har har
[18:10] <PaulJohn> lol
[18:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> is it all hair band day?
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[18:11] <slaxxx> hi lb
[18:12] <_LB_> hey.  is there a show today ?
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> turn yourself up sleazy
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lb, yup
[18:12] <mojoman> hey lb
[18:12] <SleazyBear> no Lb but we are live
[18:12] <rvince> 'lo _LB_
[18:12] <rvince> SleazyBear, live but no show?
[18:12] <_LB_> ok great :)
[18:12] <_LB_> link to the feed ?
[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[18:13] <mojoman> turn yourself up sb
[18:13] <_LB_> was watching lotr return of the king in the media room but ... well what can compare to a netpond show ? :)
[18:13] <SleazyBear> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
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[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, they do a lot of walking in that movie :)
[18:13] <SleazyBear> sound should come up
[18:14] <slaxxx> sleazy is high hehe
[18:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it went up, slightly
[18:14] <mojoman> haha
[18:14] <DanB> 4SB u need more mic volume
[18:14] <slaxxx> do the show high, it'll be funny :)
[18:14] <mojoman> hwo about a rollerball
[18:14] <mojoman> cheers SB! :)
[18:14] <DanB> 4i can hear u now
[18:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> much better, word
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[18:15] <mojoman> distorted!!
[18:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nah, sound is fine
[18:16] <mojoman> down a bit :)
[18:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> don't fuck with shit
[18:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:16] <DanB> better 2 be a bit distoreted than not being able 2 hear him at all
[18:16] <DanB> now mic is too low again
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[18:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, it is fine, maybe a tiny bit higher....but if not, it is cool for me.
[18:17] <slaxxx> it's like perfect now
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and that is why I think krusty was drunk last night.
[18:17] <Krusty> just turn your speaker up shifty :P
[18:17] <slaxxx> hehe
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there krusty
[18:17] <slaxxx> hi krusty
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> :)
[18:17] <DanB> 4mic is good again
[18:17] <Krusty> hey y'alls
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy, perfect!
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> don't touch shit.
[18:17] <Krusty> that's why you were wrong shifty :P
[18:17] <mojoman> haha
[18:17] <Krusty> ... i drank nothing but water
[18:17] <CoolJay> Hey folks :)
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[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> maybe it was me that was drunk last night ;)
[18:17] <Krusty> damn it.. turn it up man...
[18:17] <mojoman> hi krusty
[18:17] <Krusty> prolly :P
[18:17] <Krusty> hey mojo :)
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fucking blackthorn cider :)
[18:18] <mojoman> it's fine - don't touch!
[18:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Facialfreak is still active?
[18:18] <_LB_> lucky me :)
[18:18] <Krusty> thank you sleazybear.
[18:19] <mojoman> but she's crusty!!
[18:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Alpha missions are usually graded within 2-5 days. I was sick during those couple weeks :)
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[18:20] <slaxxx> alpha's active...
[18:20] <slaxxx> hi atlas
[18:20] <_LB_> SB ... alpha is mega active !
[18:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there atlas
[18:20] <karl> indeed
[18:20] <atlas> hey gang : )
[18:20] <mojoman> hi atlas
[18:20] <_LB_> we have the same activity as GG&J !  
[18:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> indeed
[18:20] <Krusty> lol lb
[18:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB's new mission is kicking my ass, lol. I got a bit too ambitious with it :)
[18:21] <malkith0> I'm new to the business, but I'm not all gung-ho. :(
[18:21] <_LB_> ok so we might not get to the missions straight away, but we are really putting some major effort into alpha :) 
[18:22] <slaxxx> lol
[18:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd say Alphas main chat section has been more informative, and enlightening, to me than any adult chat board to me for the past few months.
[18:23] <mojoman> go sb go :)
[18:23] <_LB_> lol I love it when SB goes off ! :)
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[18:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I've never got an email from beta brigade
[18:24] <_LB_> SB .... can you hurry up and get carrie in alpha please ;) :)
[18:24] <seven> hi
[18:24] <slaxxx> hi seven
[18:24] <CoolJay> Hi seven
[18:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Bonjurkes wants to be in Alpha as well, whenever he finishes boot camp
[18:24] <Krusty> you didn't send one to me SB ;)
[18:25] <mojoman> carrie's shit is good :)
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[18:25] <mojoman> i looked at her missions and was blown away
[18:25] <_LB_> i didn't get your email.  I have spamarrest so maybe it didn't get past
[18:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Cyberwurx is the dogs danglies, or something.
[18:25] <Krusty> you're a Colonel Sanders though LB ;)
[18:25] <_LB_> what do dogs danglies taste like ?
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm guessing like chicken
[18:26] <mojoman> hahah
[18:26] <mojoman> was just about to say that :)
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Everything odd always tastes like chicken to people.
[18:26] <_LB_> Dont say that SB !!!!!!!!!!!!!   Jade might hunt you down and kill you
[18:26] <_LB_> whoops.
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I fucking say, just eat chicken then ;)
[18:26] <slaxxx> lol
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[18:26] <malkith0> What about Dreamhost? They're a bot slower than Cyberwurx it seems, but they've been excellent to me. :)
[18:26] <mojoman> lb = drop it please :)
[18:26] <slaxxx> hi carrie
[18:26] <_LB_> I typed that oud didn't I ?  whoops
[18:26] <mojoman> hey carrie!
[18:26] <Carrie> Howdy all!
[18:26] <Krusty> yay carrie!!
[18:27] <mojoman> wouldn't recommend dreamhost to professionals
[18:27] <CoolJay> Hi carrie
[18:27] <_LB_> sorry mojo .... I am in the troublemaking stage of things.  :)
[18:27] <PaulJohn> dreamhost is ok. if you need to store lot of shit and burn lot of bw :)
[18:27] <_LB_> carrie !
[18:27] <Boop> hiya carrie
[18:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Don't talk shit on jade, you do know how important she is right? lol
[18:27] * Carrie cocks eyebrow... . o 0 ( LB is troublemaking? )
[18:27] <Krusty> yes.. naughty boy 
[18:27] <mojoman> lb is naughty boy
[18:27] <_LB_> yes carrie .. I have turned into a troublemaker :)
[18:28] <Carrie> Oh Shifty don't get me started
[18:28] <Carrie> Uh oh
[18:28] <Carrie> Oh phew he got my named mixed up, lol
[18:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, those sisters are so twisted.
[18:28] <Carrie> LMAO!!!!!!!!!
[18:28] <malkith0> They really sort of oversell, though.
[18:28] <slaxxx> they very much oversell
[18:28] <_LB_> shifty .. plese dont start trouble. I will have to date meat and you are in trouble !
[18:28] <Carrie> Quit it Shifty or I'll wilt your celery ;)
[18:29] <rvince> on the other hand, it seems webgems sucks for everybody now :)
[18:29] <malkith0> I wonder how they are when it comes to their dedicated options, though.
[18:29] <slaxxx> lol
[18:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Lb, sorry, I will keep quiet. But please at least tell me over and over how pretty you are, and how hard it is to be beautiful.
[18:29] <mojoman> so i found out :)
[18:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, lol
[18:29] <malkith0> $99/month for a pretty good dedicated server's nice.
[18:29] <mojoman> i was surprised to see her in bc :)
[18:29] * Carrie blushes
[18:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I would never do business with webgems, based on old posts from the previous owners.
[18:30] <Carrie> lol
[18:30] <mojoman> CURRY TIME - bbs :)
[18:30] <mojoman> enjoy all!
[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mmmmm curry
[18:30] <Carrie> Curry time? He's gonna lick Anjali?
[18:30] <malkith0> Hooray for midgets?
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[18:30] <Boop> ew food
[18:30] <Carrie> I'd lick Anjali
[18:30] <PaulJohn> lol
[18:30] <Beejeebers> howdy all
[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol, speaking of racially questionable domains. I just picked up salsasnatch.com, lol
[18:31] <CoolJay> Nice find shifty 
[18:31] <Carrie> SalsaSnatch?? Omg that's awesome lol
[18:31] <slaxxx> how offensive, shifty :P
[18:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Anjali is ultra slutty. so sexy, hehe.
[18:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, indeed, lol
[18:31] <malkith0> Actually, I'm using Silvercash for my content sponsor. Is Silvercash good?
[18:31] <_LB_> I hate carrie because she is so pretty  ..... I hate her so much.  Shifty did I mention that carrie is a .... um .... bad person ..... um .... *foaming at the mouth* ..... she is so bad ... *foaming more* ... I hate her *foam dripping onto floor* .... ahhhahhhhh 
[18:31] <slaxxx> lol
[18:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:31] <_LB_> whoops
[18:31] <Carrie> Yeah I'm bad, and don't you forget it!
[18:31] <slaxxx> malkith- they're ok
[18:31] <_LB_> did I type that
[18:32] <Carrie> I see LB has the Jade virus
[18:32] <malkith0> Okay, cool.
[18:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I totally hate all women who get more attention than me on netpond. It is so frustrating when I am trying to start a business, while not owning any domains.
[18:32] <_LB_> jade who ?  ?
[18:32] <slaxxx> dunno what niche you're doing but you might wanna look for a revshare sponsor who has decent sites or something :)
[18:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, hep C?
[18:32] * rvince is now known as Jade13
[18:32] <slaxxx> lol
[18:32] <Carrie> lolol
[18:32] <Jade13> I hate Carrie too
[18:32] <Jade13> and _LB_
[18:32] <Jade13> and krusty
[18:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:32] <Jade13> and rvince
[18:32] <Jade13> and...
[18:32] <_LB_> nah seriously guys sorry about that shit this week.  I really got angry.  first time ever. 
[18:33] * Jade13 is now known as rvince
[18:33] <rvince> :-D
[18:33] <PaulJohn> JOIN NETPONDCASH> http://click.netpondcash.com:8080/ct?id=28157&bn=1143 :)
[18:33] <Boop> i think i missed something
[18:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Don't sweat it LB :)
[18:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It only confirmed what I have thought about her from the get go.
[18:33] <Carrie> Me too.... very angry
[18:33] <Carrie> uhoh
[18:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, you are just jealous because you only have 33% of the chins that she has.
[18:34] <Carrie> LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:34] <malkith0> i don't.
[18:35] <Krusty> OMFG i'm sorry.. just sitting here reading. it's hilarious................ and i feel like i know you all!
[18:35] <_LB_> yeah I know.  We were gonna sue her but she has nothing.  Please be careful what you say about others .... you might get nailed.  I swear you say something bad about meat or aga and you will get absolutely screwed.  
[18:35] <Carrie> Sleazy don't forget to mention that a domain name is only like $6 these days and hosting is $6/mo so it's well worth the investment to get a name and start on your own hosting
[18:35] <malkith0> :(
[18:35] <Krusty> OMFG shifty.. chins.. tsk tsk
[18:36] <SleazyBear> http://www.1and1.com/?k_id=8629113
[18:36] <_LB_> ouch.  remind me not to piss you off !  lol :)
[18:36] <Carrie> lmao @ "people STILL don't like you!"
[18:37] <SleazyBear> http://cyberwurx.com/
[18:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> so, if I were to say slaxxx fucks shemales, and it isn't true, he can sue me?
[18:37] <_LB_> that is true sb.  also people may have more money than you realise and may sue you into being bankrupt. 
[18:37] <Krusty> or into more bankrupt :)
[18:37] <Beejeebers> SB tell us about the good old days when you could make $25k per day, (I dream of that every night...)
[18:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, you could totally sue her, and take her hair, and give it to a bald wolverine.
[18:37] <karl> LMAO
[18:38] <malkith0> They do.
[18:38] <Carrie> 1and1.com is good - they're not instantaneous like GoDaddy and will have your site pointing to your DNS in 15 minutes, but they work just fine
[18:38] <_LB_> no.  My lawyer told us that it was a gross waste of time.  for a lawyer to say that then it HAS to be a gross waste or time.  
[18:38] <PaulJohn> Command and Conquer: The First Decade is out. w00t
[18:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I wish rackshack still sold domains.
[18:39] <Carrie> They don't? It was on their ev1.net front page a week ago
[18:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pauljohn. I already grabbed it :)
[18:39] <PaulJohn> wow is it good?
[18:39] <PaulJohn> i want to play the very first C&C :)
[18:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> really? Last time I checked ev1 you could only renew.
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[18:40] <_LB_> have you ever tried canceling ev1 server ?
[18:40] * adulion_eating is now known as adulion
[18:40] <_LB_> quite hard :)
[18:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nah, never did a server with them, lol...just domains :)
[18:41] <_LB_> should model our cancel process after theirs because its really hard to cancel !
[18:41] <Carrie> Yeah when I dumped my servers there they still billed me for them for the next month
[18:41] <Carrie> I raised all kinds of shit with them and they refunded it
[18:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Nah, fuck them. Model it after AOL's cancellation process, hehe
[18:41] <Carrie> <--- had the distinct honor of having been publically called "The most evil bitch on earth" by Headsurfer
[18:41] <Krusty> lol
[18:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 give us some tips that networking will do to create us more money. Specifics please.
[18:42] <Krusty> i'm so jealous of you carrie
[18:42] <Carrie> And then he called me out of the blue and apologized :)
[18:42] <_LB_> haha
[18:42] <Carrie> He did, it's in the old majordomo mailing list archives for Cobalt Raq servers
[18:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn it carrie, why are you always stirring shit? lol :)
[18:42] <_LB_> damn !  I made 3k a day once and I thought I was the shit .......... but 25k a day ?????????????????????????????!
[18:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If I made 25k a day, I'd only drink the finest cambodian breast milk.
[18:43] <Carrie> All I did was make a little complaint about how their order form was lying and saying there were only X servers left, he went nuts
[18:44] <adulion> hey guys did everyone see my new site
[18:44] <DanB> was that a Dave Chapell reference?
[18:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> indeed, lol
[18:44] <slaxxx> i'd like to network with krusty's butt :P
[18:44] <adulion> http://www.maxoria.com 
[18:44] <_LB_> yeah how about you all trade traffic with me.  I am really broke ... please lets work together :)
[18:44] <adulion> for hadlink management
[18:44] <Carrie> Sleazy... there are tons of people making major money in mainstream without networking - is there a way we could model that in adult?
[18:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Slaxxx, I'm already networking with it. You can jerk off in the corner.
[18:45] * slaxxx kills shifty
[18:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, times is tough, lol
[18:45] <_LB_> yeah  .... I have a girlfriend to support ... please send me money ........... now. 
[18:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> come on feel the noise.
[18:45] <slaxxx> hehe
[18:45] <Carrie> . o 0 ( Krusty's butt is getting a lot of action. Better look out. Someone's going to hate her for that. )
[18:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, you have to keep her in bimonthly new couch sets? ;)
[18:46] <Krusty> i have a boyfriend who needs to support me.. pls send him money!
[18:46] <Krusty> ouch.. that'll stretch carrie :(
[18:46] <Krusty> YEP .. i went there
[18:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:46] <slaxxx> lol
[18:46] <Carrie> lol
[18:46] <_LB_> please stop causing trouble carrie you trouble maker.  you are such a trouble maker !  :) :) :) :)
[18:46] <Beejeebers> I network with adwords and overture in mainstream... :)
[18:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 sleazy, are you just talking about link exchanges, or what?
[18:46] <DanB> ummmm, astronaut sex
[18:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 give us a tutorial! ;)
[18:47] <Carrie> I like the term "trouble maker".  It's a jealous hater's way of saying "she doesn't pull punches". ;P
[18:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd fuck a midget, but only if she was hot........and had some celery.
[18:47] <Krusty> mwahaha
[18:47] <Boop> okay so we should have a fake tgp and link list as a way to build traffic? or did i not hear that right
[18:47] <slaxxx> i'd fuck one to see what it was like
[18:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, can I jerk off in the corner?
[18:47] <Krusty> and wore white socks shifty?
[18:48] <slaxxx> no :P
[18:48] <slaxxx> sicko
[18:48] <Krusty> can i?
[18:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, nah, their legs are too short, it would be creepy
[18:48] <slaxxx> yeah you can i guess
[18:48] <Carrie> Yes Boop, and as a place to send your traffic (404 traffic, popped on exit, etc)
[18:48] <slaxxx> but that's it
[18:48] <_LB_> Shirty ... I have a grapefruit fetish. 
[18:48] <DanB> midget sex -- makes your dick look bigger
[18:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, thanks, lol.
[18:48] <mojoman> back
[18:48] <Krusty> shirty?
[18:48] <mojoman> haha, just reading up and thought jade was seriously here :)
[18:48] <Carrie> shirty?
[18:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I don't know who shirty is, but grapefruit fetish is some freaky shit, lol :)
[18:48] <Carrie> lol
[18:48] <Boop> okay so thats something else to add to my list to do lol thanks carrie
[18:48] <Carrie> it was a freudian slip - LB has grapefruits in shirts on the brain
[18:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> notice any new names here? it could be jade, lol
[18:49] <_LB_> shirty is your real self.  I know you are wearing nothing but a batman and kimbo t-shirt
[18:49] <Krusty> lol danb
[18:49] * Carrie eyes the new names... sniffs... looks for Dee Snyder
[18:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:49] * Krusty loses her stomach upon the newly vacuumed floor
[18:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy is behind, lol
[18:49] <malkith0> In other words, you suggest we all make link circles.
[18:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty isn't even on icq, she don't have skype on, hehe
[18:50] <_LB_> the hun has so much media support he doesn't need to
[18:51] <Krusty> i dont' have skype on :)
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty is a ninja.
[18:51] <Krusty> FUCK no :P
[18:51] <PaulJohn> lool
[18:51] <_LB_> Dont get me started about jade. 
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Put Carrie on, she will explain it, lol
[18:51] <Krusty> shifty.. i can still make make my black shirts into ninja masks
[18:51] <mojoman> krusty - for the love of dogs, put it on :)
[18:51] <_LB_> yeah get carrie on.
[18:51] <Krusty> HELL YEAH :P
[18:51] <PaulJohn> whats up with jade?
[18:51] <Carrie> the instant I get on a phone I'll have loud whiny children in here making noise
[18:52] <Boop> i vote for carrie too
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, shirt ninjas rock!
[18:52] <Carrie> doesn't make for good radio
[18:52] <Krusty> for the love of dogs?
[18:52] <Krusty> yes shifty!
[18:52] <Krusty> carrie - ... hmm..
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> get loud whiny children on!!!
[18:52] <Carrie> you're just wanting me to stick my foot in my mouth while ranting, Shifty
[18:52] <_LB_> no my .......... um ............. phone is ............. um .........broken .......... yeah ... it is ......... yeah
[18:52] * Krusty thinks one name pops into her head
[18:52] <mojoman> i got an icq hit form ninjasteve to be a prtner for his tgp :)
[18:52] <Carrie> I see how ya are ;)
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie. It's cause I am totally in love with ya ;)
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB's battery is dead again, eheh
[18:53] <_LB_> I have had a few beers you really really dont want me on !  :)
[18:53] <mojoman> i don't believe it - if carrie is so beautiful, show me pics :)
[18:53] <Carrie> Yes we do, especially when you're fired up!
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, get on and sing tie me kangaroo down.
[18:54] <Boop> i love that song
[18:54] <Boop> lol
[18:54] <Krusty> LB - yes, our battery's fucked itself........ cos you got that phone, then my cell phone.... so i had to call meat :P... on skype
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe.
[18:54] <_LB_> Its "Tie me kangaroo down sport"  .... don't you know anything ?  :)
[18:54] <mojoman> rolf harris rocks
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> wasn't sure if sport was part of the title, lol
[18:55] <_LB_> you will never be an aussie !
[18:55] <Carrie> brb gp
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe.
[18:55] <mojoman> gp?
[18:55] <mojoman> goo pee?
[18:55] <Krusty> you NON aussies.. have no idea :P
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> even if I know waltzing matilda? lol
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and, the band played waltzing matilda?
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> the double whammy, lol
[18:55] <Krusty> HAHA I KNEW IT SB!!!!!!!
[18:55] <_LB_> the commonwealth games are coming up soon (games for australia to win everything without having to challenge) 
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> taking links down is for cocks.
[18:56] <Krusty> yahoo ? i don't have an account
[18:56] <slaxxx> yahoo messenger sucks
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> who you callin' a yahoo.
[18:56] <_LB_> this seriously has to be the best show ... the most clear show too.   no sound problems !
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It's all about skype.
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, sound is perfect.
[18:57] <Carrie> Yeah the sound today is fantastic
[18:57] <_LB_> Sleazybear for president !
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think the only problem is when sleazy patches in guests, for some reason, which makes me think it is a software prob.
[18:57] <slaxxx> anyone here use gaim instead of trillian, speaking of messeners?
[18:57] <slaxxx> messengers
[18:57] <_LB_> SB can you call shifty please
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, I dicked with it in linux, but didn't really put enough time into it to form an opinion.
[18:57] <slaxxx> cuz there's a widnows verison
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nah, not me, lol
[18:58] <slaxxx> it seems less clunky than trillian
[18:58] <Krusty> LB - great.. except slurring :P
[18:58] <_LB_> shifty mentioned to me that his life ambition was to get on the netpond show
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, oh yeah? I may have to check it out.
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I already was, twice, hehe.
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It's slaxxx's turn :)
[18:58] <slaxxx> http://gaim.sourceforge.net
[18:58] <_LB_> please help him get where he wants to be
[18:58] <slaxxx> haha yeah im overdue
[18:59] <slaxxx> i just woke up though at 12 though..no coffee yet :P
[18:59] <_LB_> I didn't hear it so it doesn't count
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, cool, I will take a look at it this weekend.
[18:59] <_LB_> how about we get slaxxx on ?
[18:59] <_LB_> ok get slaxxx on !
[18:59] <slaxxx> i haven't had coooofeeee
[18:59] <Krusty> GET SLAXXX ON :) he's good boy
[18:59] <slaxxx> lol
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol.
[18:59] <Krusty> I COULD give you his phone number sleazybear......... but i'd have to turn on Skype....... risky
[18:59] <Carrie> LB's just trying to resist the urge to go on himself so he doesn't explode
[18:59] <_LB_> Slaxxx is a huge chunk of .... slaxxx !
[18:59] <rvince> SleazyBear, do you remember the 'shemale nun porn' gallery I gave the URL here last time? Well, it converted at 1:231.... not bad for a TGP gallery is it? :-D
[18:59] <slaxxx> i'm not that entertaining w/o my morning coffee
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> anyone have the link to that sound clip where that NZ guy is cussing out the people at the airport?
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> tie me kangaroo down sport!
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:00] <Krusty> then get your bitch ass down to starbucks slaxxxx
[19:00] <Carrie> NZ guy cussing? They got Meat on tape?
[19:00] <adulion> i hate php
[19:00] <Krusty> haven't seen it shifty lol
[19:00] <Carrie> i love php
[19:00] <_LB_> no carrie ... lb has already done his netpondshow duty :)
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, I think meat posted the link before, lol
[19:00] <slaxxx> i promise i'll do a show some time soon
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it was the funniest shit.
[19:00] <Boop> php is the devils work
[19:00] <Krusty> fucking cunt fuck fuckety cunt 
[19:00] <mojoman> a wobble board :)
[19:00] <Boop> just like math
[19:00] <mojoman> boop - php rocks :)
[19:00] <slaxxx> it'll be a good one...but i'll wake up in time for it, unlike today :P
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> they lost this guys luggage and he started cussing them out at the airport
[19:00] <Krusty> OMFG - the fucking wobbly board
[19:00] <seven> why is php the devils work?
[19:01] * Carrie bounces
[19:01] <adulion> i cant get a function to work and its the most ciritcal thing.. it works on other pages but it doesnt work on this page
[19:01] <adulion> !!!
[19:01] <mojoman> tie me kangaroo down
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[19:01] <Boop> cause i haven't learnt it yet
[19:01] <mojoman> tie me kangaroo down sport
[19:01] * Krusty has lost her bladder and has sore cheeks from laughing too fucking much
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> This song always makes me want to lick peoples heads.
[19:01] <mojoman> tie me kangaroo down
[19:01] <Carrie> adulion did you remember to include the db variables?
[19:01] <digits> LOL I didnt know we had a show today I looked for the thread
[19:01] <Beejeebers> wtf?
[19:01] <adulion> welcome to sleazys random webmaster show
[19:01] <Krusty> 4 i haven't heard this since i was in grade 2
[19:01] <Krusty> HAHAH shifty
[19:02] <_LB_> aslkjdlkjda I am crying
[19:02] <rvince> ...so that their wife don't ear their farts?
[19:02] <adulion> carrie: aint a db thing
[19:02] <Krusty> you americans are fucking retarded! hahhahahahahahahhahahhaha
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that was the bushwhackers theme song from the WWF, lol
[19:02] <mojoman> adulion - what's the prob?
[19:02] <Beejeebers> why do they want to tie the kangaroo down...that's kinky
[19:02] <_LB_> we are both lauging so hard we are in tears
[19:02] <Krusty> i think this song just gave me asthma
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, don't hate, hehe
[19:02] <Altheon> I know the guy is speaking english but I've got no idea what "Tie me kangaroo down sport" means.
[19:02] <mojoman> hahaha
[19:02] <Krusty> fuck - we'll get an eviction notice for too much noise at 4am
[19:02] <mojoman> breathe krusty :)
[19:02] <Carrie> I wonder if KangarooBDSM.com is available...
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> altheon, you know.....tie me kangaroo down sport.
[19:02] <Krusty> HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:03] <Krusty> YUK carrie lol
[19:03] <Carrie> LMAO@vapor lock!
[19:03] <Krusty> lol
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fosters, the most delicious australian beer that is brewed, in, um, Canada. lol
[19:03] <digits> Hello all
[19:03] <Krusty> HAHAHAHA shifty.. so true
[19:03] <Carrie> Oh Shifty you ain't lived 'till you've heard LB say "guppy"
[19:03] <Boop> hiya digits
[19:03] <mojoman> fosters gives me farts
[19:03] <DanB> like american flags made in china
[19:04] <digits> Hey Boop
[19:04] <Krusty> carrie - ... how do you guys say it?
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Sleazy, you need to make that the new netpond show theme song. Time me kangaroo down bitches!
[19:04] <Altheon> Freakin' Australians.  That's what happens when people get stuck on an island too long.
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, lol
[19:04] <digits> nothing wrong with being knowing as the guppy 
[19:04] <Carrie> we say it like gup-pee... y'all say it like gaw-pay
[19:04] <digits> <<<< De_Guppy in the poker rooms
[19:04] <Krusty> you guys are weird lol
[19:04] <Krusty> g-up-eee
[19:04] <Krusty> ... yeah.. lol
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> gaw pay? lol
[19:04] <mojoman> linking
[19:05] <digits> Shemp
[19:05] <Carrie> woohoo a guest next week!
[19:05] <Krusty> carrie we SHOULD get you online so YOU can say guppy ;)
[19:05] <Krusty> SWEET!!!
[19:05] <mojoman> cool
[19:05] <Carrie> Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I love listening to Rob!!!
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Why do women piss themselves when they laugh?
[19:05] <_LB_> DAMN !
[19:05] <mojoman> carrie - where are you from?
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, we should get you online so you can sing tie me kangaroo down sport.
[19:05] <_LB_> I am turning 30 .. and have a weekend away.  I can't believe it !
[19:05] <Carrie> Maryland, New York, Florida, currently Virginia... why?
[19:05] <Krusty> sometimes when you laugh so hard all your stomach muscles tense up and relax like vibrating.. like ... i don't konw..
[19:05] <adulion> did they do the lotto last week?
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, get some braces, so you will look 18 again, lol
[19:06] <mojoman> sheesh - just wondered what country! not zipcode :)
[19:06] <atlas> How do we send questions to ask Shemp? i missed that part
[19:06] <Carrie> hehehe
[19:06] <Altheon> Completely off topic: Does anyone else have trouble adding RSS feeds to MSN?  
[19:06] <adulion> sleazy phone tech support again
[19:06] <PaulJohn> 'theme song lol
[19:06] <slaxxx> eww like literally piss while they're laughing?
[19:06] <slaxxx> i thought that was just a metahpor or some shit
[19:06] <Krusty> LB - NETPOND SHOW IS ON A WEDNESDAY.. not on the weekend
[19:06] <Carrie> just a little drip or two slaxxx
[19:06] <slaxxx> lol
[19:06] <slaxxx> yeah right
[19:06] <Carrie> lol
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> www.hornywomenpissingwhilelaughing.com
[19:07] <mojoman> a drip- hahaha!
[19:07] <Krusty> haha i dont' piss when i laugh.. but was laughing hard enough, if i'd had a few kids.. i'm sure i would ;)
[19:07] <Carrie> How much longer do we have for the show? About an hour?
[19:07] <_LB_> you are only as old as the woman you feel .... shifty how old are you ?
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, depends on when SB gets bored, hehe.
[19:07] <mojoman> carrie - get on teh show :
[19:07] <mojoman> :)
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, depends on the day! ;)
[19:07] <slaxxx> altheon- i didn't have a problem?
[19:08] <slaxxx> you just make a passport
[19:08] <_LB_> you bad bad man. 
[19:08] <Altheon> Hmmm... maybe it just doesn't like my php generated feed
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Sleazy rocks :)
[19:08] <digits> LB is the man
[19:08] <_LB_> rubish.  Its just coincindence :)
[19:08] <slaxxx> the google one is tricky though
[19:08] <slaxxx> to add it to your personalized news shit
[19:08] <atlas> SleazyBear - how do we ask questions for Shemp?
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> anyone know if fetishcash is still paying out?
[19:09] <atlas> i missed that part
[19:09] <_LB_> hey digits!!!  didn't see you there .
[19:09] <rvince> SleazyBear, several people complained of having a chargeback ratio of 25% at sextronix
[19:09] <digits> hello LB
[19:09] <_LB_> hows your biz going ?
[19:09] <Krusty> how was your day SB?
[19:09] <Krusty> do you wear socks to bed?
[19:09] <digits> LOL am doing blogs now
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Digits, netpond needs to start paying you per paragraph, instead of per post :)
[19:09] <digits> well some call it a splog
[19:09] <_LB_> you could do worse ;)
[19:09] <mojoman> QUESTION - are fake tgps worth it?
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hate chicks that wear socks to bed, it is the worst.
[19:10] <slaxxx> haha he'd put them out of business
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[19:10] <digits> LOL thanks shifty I dont do it for the nickels
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:10] <Carrie> Put "her" who?!?
[19:10] <_LB_> say hi to jade for me
[19:10] <Carrie> Is it Jade??
[19:10] <Krusty> LB - we should call SB - just so he'll hang up on us ;)... at least we can say we tried ;)
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> digits, I know :) was just bustin' balls. I tent to do long posts too, hehe
[19:10] <Cactus> I read somewhere that you get better orgasms when wearing socks..lol
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[19:10] <Krusty> interesting cactus :)
[19:10] <Krusty> i get very hot when i have socks on.. 
[19:11] <slaxxx> do you?
[19:11] * Quagmire whispers secrets about Krusty
[19:11] <mojoman> adult online europe
[19:11] <Altheon> Phoenix Forum will be at the end of this month.
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Mojoman, I send my 404 to a fake tgp, it works out pretty well
[19:11] <_LB_> hmmmmmmmmmmm socks. 
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn, this room filled up.
[19:11] <Krusty> Sleazy you wanna go to Berlin?
[19:11] <slaxxx> i think it's cuz ppl still think it's the 1:00 time
[19:11] <digits> LB seems my new blog isnt so popular with the folks on netpond but seems to be a hit with the public
[19:11] <adulion> i have... its boring
[19:11] <slaxxx> some ppl at least
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I love chicks in white socks, but I don't want it rubbing up against my legs when I am trying to sleep, heh
[19:11] <Krusty> beer and black forest cake
[19:11] <mojoman> mhh
[19:11] <mojoman> i like berlin - it's cool
[19:11] <slaxxx> david lee roth sucks!!!
[19:11] <mojoman> lots of lesbians kissing each other :)
[19:11] <Quagmire> i agree with shifty
[19:11] <adulion> i havent been to berlin tho
[19:12] <Quagmire> white socks are sexy
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I tend to have odd fetishes that no porn sites cover, lol
[19:12] <Krusty> HAHHAHA
[19:12] <_LB_> digits ... keep things simple and keep things short.  unfortunately most webmasters are unlike me and rather short and brief posts
[19:12] <digits> mojo I am a firm beliver if you build it and PROMOTE it they will come
[19:12] <Krusty> lol digits
[19:13] <_LB_> I honestly rather a novel but ... my kind is dying out :)
[19:13] <slaxxx> what blog is this?
[19:13] <Quagmire> how firm?
[19:13] <mojoman> mhhh
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I try to do 500 words for SE pages.
[19:13] <mojoman> i'm not sure tbh
[19:13] <_LB_> yeah waht slaxxx said .. whats the addy ?
[19:13] <digits> I built a one page that is on page one for bangin becky after 10 days
[19:13] <mojoman> i rem seeing a post about lb that tgp traffic is shite
[19:13] <Quagmire> dont listen to LB
[19:13] <mojoman> ok
[19:13] <Quagmire> LB wants all the tgp traffic for himself
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> AEBN rocks, they have awesome account reps over there.
[19:13] <adulion> urgh
[19:14] <digits> build and promote and they will come
[19:14] <adulion> sinead oconor
[19:14] <_LB_> mojo ...  um sorry.  I am wrong ... tgp traffic is awesome and adulion is right :)
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sinead oconnor rocks.
[19:14] <Quagmire> hey what did I miss in the first hour
[19:14] <digits> my mega blog is http://dollar4porn.com
[19:14] <slaxxx> digits what is the url
[19:14] <slaxxx> ah
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> TGp traffic is the best, hehe
[19:14] <digits> LOL slaxxx
[19:14] <_LB_> and quagmire and everyone :)
[19:15] <Altheon> Now only if AEBN wouldn't take forever and a day to make custom theaters I'd use them more.
[19:15] <slaxxx> quite a bit of fhg's there
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Stupid bitch down stairs is nailing shit again. I swear she must have a picture on every wall based on the times I hear her nailing shit.
[19:15] <slaxxx> http://dollar4porn.com/?page_id=2
[19:15] <SleazyBear> http://www.nexcomp.com/weblaunch/articles/overturetips2.html
[19:15] <digits> I have 2 sponsers, I use one site from each, I send all traffic to them that way I dont look for weekly bonuses
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Altheon, they made some for me without asking, lol
[19:16] <slaxxx> do you guys get any whales on aebn to spend a lot?  or it's just a lot of little people who buy time once?
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[19:16] <Altheon> They just love you more...
[19:16] <ScreaM> hi everyone
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[19:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, I haven't got a lot of whales with them yet, but I have been really passive in my promotion of them.
[19:16] * Tremor69 is now known as Tremor
[19:16] <mojoman> thoguht you were workign scream :)
[19:16] <_LB_> i am so tempted to give the tip
[19:17] <mojoman> what tip lb ?
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> do it.
[19:17] <Quagmire> don't eat yellow snow
[19:17] <digits> thats not a topic sleazy
[19:17] <_LB_> can you please let me know when this is no longer being logged
[19:17] <slaxxx> yeah they've only ever been like an add-on for me
[19:17] <Tremor> don't piss into the wind
[19:17] <Krusty> omg quag... 
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> don't bet on a three legged dog.
[19:17] <mojoman> haha
[19:17] <mojoman> lb - the bot is here all the time
[19:17] <DanB> did he unplug the mic again??
[19:17] <mojoman> oops
[19:17] <slaxxx> oh titties
[19:17] <Quagmire> don't sleep naked in jail
[19:17] <mojoman> hhaha
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> is the feed dead?
[19:17] <digits> slaxxx I know there is alot there, but in two days I am getting over 800 uniques per day with one sale so far
[19:17] <mojoman> db come back :)
[19:17] <SleazyBear> just 4 a second
[19:17] <_LB_> mojo .. you serious or just toying with me ?
[19:18] <mojoman> lb ?
[19:18] <slaxxx> the mass of free porn will hurt your ratio though, digits
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> digits, what are you doing for promotion?
[19:18] <slaxxx> that's essentially a fake tgp on http://dollar4porn.com/?page_id=2
[19:18] <mojoman> i just saw you say about a tip - just wondering what it is?
[19:18] <Tremor> digits is that uniques or page views?
[19:18] <digits> yes it is
[19:18] <digits> uniques
[19:18] <mojoman> oh - the bot. yeah, it's here all the time i think
[19:18] <digits> over 3400 page views
[19:18] <Quagmire> yikes
[19:18] <digits> over 200 clicks to the sponser
[19:18] <mojoman> doh!
[19:19] <Tremor> nice
[19:19] <Quagmire> so whats LB & SBs take on Chris saying that review sites are the next big thing
[19:19] <Tremor> did the domain have traffic when you bought it, or is it new?
[19:19] <_LB_> sb you sound like a gay kingon with static. 
[19:19] <slaxxx> lol
[19:19] <mojoman> i submitted to a tgp, and the traffic that i got from it (and loads of other little tgps related to it) is low quality
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I set up 100 blogs a while back, and only put one short post on each, and interlinked them all, and they still send daily traffic to sponsors.
[19:19] <mojoman> is this normal of tgp?
[19:20] <Quagmire> shifty: whats the conversion like
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, how do you know what a gay klingon sounds like huh? been visiting the galactic glory holes? ;)
[19:20] <Carrie> he's in the freezer with a cig hanging out of his mouth, lol
[19:20] <Altheon> I'm guilty of that.  I'm pretty isolated business wise.
[19:20] <slaxxx> the black holes
[19:20] <slaxxx> heh
[19:20] <digits> I have been getting trades, submitted to directories, pinging, link dumps
[19:20] <Quagmire> galacticgloryhole.com
[19:20] <Quagmire> gay alien porn
[19:20] <Quagmire> the next big niche
[19:20] <Carrie> grr... link dumps
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> quagmire, mediocre.......but for no future work, it worked, hehe
[19:20] <Quagmire> 4 foot green dicks shooting lime green spooge
[19:20] <Carrie> I wish the guys from Aceware Submitter would hurry up and send me my login
[19:20] <_LB_> um uh ... ahh .... um ............. um .......... I cant hear you .... um ......... you are breaking up shifty ......... um ....... ah ..............
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[19:20] <mojoman> what?
[19:20] <Boop> okay i have a question does it really matter if my stuff is on indexxx instead of index. 
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:21] <Boop> i mean for traffic
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[19:21] <slaxxx> indexxx sounds cool
[19:21] <Tremor> indexxx i've never heard of that
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> We need a beta brigade chat room!
[19:21] <Tremor> cool idea though
[19:21] <_LB_> oh wow .. I cant believe it broke on me. 
[19:21] <mojoman> yeah bb chatroom
[19:21] <slaxxx> yeah, do believe i suggested a bb chat room like a gabillion years ago
[19:21] <mojoman> bbc
[19:21] <rvince> the noise with the wireless microphone was terrible :(
[19:21] <mojoman> no one's thought of that before :)
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> They need to make a .fan tilde
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> porn.fan
[19:21] <Tremor> slaxxx bb chat would be great
[19:22] <Carrie> LB got so excited about that review site question that he booted himself
[19:22] <Boop> i mean cause index would be my warning page
[19:22] <slaxxx> hehe
[19:22] <_LB_> yeah SB please can we have a BB irc room !  please ! :)
[19:22] <Carrie> Yes!! I vote for that
[19:22] <Krusty> ditto
[19:22] <karl> me 2
[19:22] <_LB_> carrie ..... its all lies !  
[19:22] <mojoman> why not just set up a bb room on efnet or something
[19:22] <Tremor> can this chat room be the bb chat room?
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> The duck billed platypus is deadly.
[19:22] <mojoman> just gotta register it adn then idle in it :)
[19:22] <digits> I need to stop playing around and finish my missions
[19:23] <digits> and get into bb
[19:23] <mojoman> who is it....
[19:23] <slaxxx> if we do it on efnet, should setup a bot or osmething
[19:23] <mojoman> excited :)
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, efnet would work.
[19:23] <mojoman> slaxxx - yeah, need a bot
[19:23] <slaxxx> irc.igs.ca 6665 is a fast efnet server
[19:23] <ScreaM> yeah mojoman, i'm still working ;)
[19:23] <Tremor> i'd have the chat open all day
[19:23] <Tremor> do instant link trades and shit
[19:23] <_LB_> PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE DONT SWITCH MIKES ........ PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:23] <slaxxx> yeah that's cool
[19:23] <slaxxx> we should do this
[19:23] <Carrie> sound is still good
[19:23] <mojoman> lb - you're on?
[19:24] <_LB_> it always goes crazy
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[19:24] <_LB_> um ... kinda :)
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hellz yeah.
[19:24] <mojoman> well, not yet :)
[19:24] <digits> sleazy you sound like me, I have to listen to the radio show from one computer and go to the chat room on another
[19:24] <Carrie> we need to send Sb a copy of the old roboform, lol
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah sleazy, don't change mics, or settings, don't do shit! lol. It sounds great.
[19:24] <mojoman> wtf?
[19:24] <mojoman> is that skype?
[19:24] <digits> yeah
[19:24] <Quagmire> don't believe the skype
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> motherfucker, someone already registered www.tiemekangaroodownsport.com
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> quagmire, word.
[19:25] <Krusty> lmao shifty
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> holy shit, that is the same answering machine message I have! lol
[19:25] <Krusty> HAHHAHAA
[19:25] <Krusty> check your answering machine then shifty
[19:25] <mojoman> haha
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:25] <Carrie> LMAO at his crank voice message!!
[19:26] <Quagmire> huhuhuh. crANK
[19:26] <_LB_> call  + 61 7 33251285 :) 
[19:26] <mojoman> heh - sb called teh local nunnary
[19:26] <Krusty> NO FUCING DON'T SB
[19:26] <mojoman> lb - did you just post your num to be logged ?
[19:27] <Tremor> lol
[19:27] <Quagmire> which is better marketing tactic. innocent teen, or dirty/sleazy teen?
[19:27] <Carrie> LOL someone's gonna be SO confused
[19:27] <Tremor> excellent
[19:27] <mojoman> innocent teen sound paedo
[19:28] <Quagmire> SB is gonna get banned from skype for prank calls
[19:28] <slaxxx> hehe
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> quagmire, I use innocent
[19:28] <Carrie> lol
[19:28] <Tremor> ping me, i'm lagging
[19:29] <Tremor> i haven't said that in 10 years
[19:29] <slaxxx> [Tremor PING reply]: 0secs
[19:29] <Tremor> k guess not :)
[19:29] <slaxxx> yeah hehe...irc script kiddiez
[19:29] <Quagmire> 2 secz
[19:29] <slaxxx> lol
[19:29] <mojoman> haha
[19:29] <Krusty> YOU MAN WHORE
[19:29] <mojoman> lol
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:29] <_LB_> lol
[19:29] <Krusty> HAHAHHA
[19:29] <rvince> LOL
[19:29] <Quagmire> slaxxx is l33t y0
[19:29] <mojoman> hahaha
[19:29] <Carrie> it just died!
[19:29] <slaxxx> ph34r.
[19:30] <Tremor> l33t irc kidz
[19:30] <slaxxx> h3h
[19:30] <mojoman> doh!
[19:30] <digits> whys my fone ringing
[19:30] <karl> whos is on the phone?
[19:30] <_LB_> who is this ??!
[19:30] <mojoman> carrie?
[19:30] <mojoman> ahh :)
[19:31] <Tremor> hey carrie
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey carrie!
[19:31] <rvince> hello Carrie :-)
[19:31] <digits> LOL
[19:31] <Carrie> It just cut off on me
[19:31] <karl> oh hiya :)
[19:31] <Quagmire> Carrie, I would like to touch your goodies
[19:31] <_LB_> wow what a sexy voice !
[19:31] <Carrie> or else Sleazy hung up on me, LOL
[19:31] <mojoman> haha
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh shit
[19:31] <Tremor> you sound hot!!!!!!!!
[19:31] <mojoman> drama ?
[19:31] <mojoman> no shit :)
[19:31] <digits> drama?? popcorn time
[19:31] <_LB_> WOW !
[19:31] <Krusty> oh.. fuck
[19:31] <Quagmire> piped out the door
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie got tied down like a kangaroo, sport.
[19:31] <slaxxx> lol
[19:31] <Boop> lol
[19:31] <slaxxx> i knew you were gonna say that
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:32] <digits> LOL
[19:32] <Krusty> lol shifty
[19:32] <mojoman> come back carrie :)
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> something, something, wallabee.
[19:33] <Quagmire> willabee wallabee woo. an elephant sat on you
[19:33] <digits> what acliff hanger of a drama chat
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, will you carry one of my babies to term!
[19:34] <Tremor> lmao
[19:34] <digits> like a paper?
[19:34] <_LB_> I will try to keep quiet but ..............
[19:34] * Krusty thinks Carrie should be working for a phone sex company!
[19:35] <digits> am taking a break
[19:35] <karl> LOL
[19:35] <mojoman> wtf? she says its fake?
[19:35] <mojoman> omg :)
[19:35] <slaxxx> carrie should work an orgasm into this somewhere
[19:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that is all she talked about on icq to me, was dating meat, and how important she is.
[19:35] <Quagmire> I love Krusty
[19:35] <Tremor> hahahahaha
[19:35] <Quagmire> no wait, thats Scream
[19:35] <karl> lol
[19:36] <_LB_> :)  oh god you guys have no fucking idea.  
[19:36] <Boop> ohhhh, now i get it i saw that thread the other day
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty is the wind beneath my wings.
[19:36] <mojoman> i'm sure krusty cut up a frog in biology :)
[19:36] <_LB_> lol
[19:36] <Krusty> awww thx carrie :)
[19:36] <Krusty> no lol it's animal cruelty mojoman :)
[19:36] <Quagmire> don't tell anyone but *I* am dating Meat
[19:36] <mojoman> ahh
[19:37] <_LB_> I really think we should get carrie on the netpond show more often ;)
[19:37] <mojoman> haha
[19:37] <Tremor> ya this is awesome
[19:37] <slaxxx> brokeback style, quagmire? :)
[19:37] <karl> straight speaking thats what i like :)
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I just wanted to let you all know that I am dating meat.
[19:37] <Krusty> i'm not quiet!!
[19:37] <adulion> what have i misseD?
[19:38] <mojoman> haha - i love the quiet ones at parties :)
[19:38] <adulion> who is this on the show?
[19:38] <slaxxx> CARRIE
[19:38] <Quagmire> Brokeback Netpond
[19:38] <adulion> oooops
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> quiet? I have never even heard krusty pause to take a breath while talking, lol :)
[19:38] <adulion> hey carrie
[19:38] <digits> I wish I had 1% of LBs traffic
[19:38] <Quagmire> burn them? she's throwing grenades at them
[19:38] <mojoman> he'd get a slap :)
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think jade has multiple personalities or some shit.
[19:39] <Krusty> HAAH thanks SB tell me what you really think ;)
[19:39] <_LB_> lol ... well ... um ... ok ..... I dont know what to say.
[19:39] <mojoman> i'm scared - my right shoulder is starting to get ducked
[19:39] <mojoman> fucked even :)
[19:39] <Krusty> quack
[19:40] <Krusty> :P
[19:40] <_LB_> btw sb if you drop dead on me I wont know what to do ... you HAVE to look after yourseld
[19:40] <_LB_> yourself
[19:40] <Quagmire> must make it hard to jerk off
[19:40] <rvince> digits: at most you'd make 1% of what he does :-)
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Get one of those mouses (mice?) that goes on the floor that you operate with your feet :)
[19:40] <Boop> i think this is good drama to talk about
[19:40] <digits> hmmm 300 a month invested properly over 10 years would return a much larger some
[19:40] <Quagmire> everyone give Krusty a group hug
[19:41] <adulion> what have i missed????????
[19:41] <mojoman> krusty has always been able to help me / chat to me
[19:41] <_LB_> SB I am really sorry.  I hate drama but we have had some really serious problems.  sorry again
[19:41] <digits> Drama is a waste of valuable time
[19:41] <Krusty> what i don't get is that jade's ALWAYS been super nice to me when we chatted on icq... :S
[19:41] <Altheon> I guess people who have time to gossip don't have a better way to use that energy like say.... making money.
[19:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> kumbayah, krusty, kumbayah
[19:41] <slaxxx> heheh
[19:41] <Krusty> lol shifty
[19:41] <slaxxx> kuuuuuuuumbyahhh
[19:41] <Boop> not always digits, wouldn't you rather know up front who is the right person to do buiness with and who isn't
[19:42] <_LB_> dont forget that both you and carrie were the experts when I was a newbie.  I nagged you guys all the time !
[19:42] <mojoman> but what makes one review site better than the toehr?
[19:42] <Quagmire> Can we get a quick biography on Carrie in the adult biz?
[19:42] <seven> oh yea LB but you get smarter than everybody :) you turn off your ICQ lool 
[19:43] <Altheon> 4
[19:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> who the fuck owns this http://www.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/
[19:43] <digits> yes boop but there is other ways
[19:43] <karl> i want to start a few niche review sites
[19:43] <adulion> carrie has such a soft voice... i would buy anything she has too selll
[19:43] <digits> but I guess drama has a place
[19:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm tired of seeing all the top search engine rankings this guy gets, hehe
[19:43] <_LB_> seven .... oh yeah.  but how how do you stop things being said about you ?    
[19:43] <mojoman> lb - you don't
[19:43] <digits> I have enough drama in my life netpond is my safe haven from it 
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Seven, don't tell anyone, but I hear LB is bi-curious.
[19:44] <_LB_> haui is amazing :)  he knows the SE's like noone else :)
[19:44] <Krusty> tri-curious shifty
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> kangaroos too?
[19:44] <seven> no I won't tell but I really like LB's voice 
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I would like to see some more tutorials, etc, out of haui.
[19:44] <_LB_> yes I like plants. 
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> That guy rocks.
[19:44] <seven> but don't tell that to LB 
[19:44] <Quagmire> circle jerk
[19:45] <Krusty> ok i'll mention he has a secret-voice-admirer lol
[19:45] <_LB_> now comeon .. how the hell can I compare to Carrie's voice ?  :) :) :)
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Alpha is the shiznit.
[19:46] <seven> I like your voice more than Carrie's :P
[19:46] <Altheon> Nah... I don't trust any of those bastards especially that Shifty Eyed Bastard.
[19:46] <_LB_> lol
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Altheon, that guy sucks.
[19:46] <Krusty> you're a bloke - you're an Aussie LB ;)
[19:46] <adulion> lb: i apologise, im i read aplhpa but im not active, i come up with a new idea everyday and go and try them out and always forget about alpha
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Seven........I'd have to hear them each sing the kangaroo song to judge voices for sure.
[19:47] <_LB_> apparently I am a post whore on there.  I have the most posts out of anyone. 
[19:47] <seven> that would be great! Lb please sing me the kangaroo song 
[19:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm catching up quickly LB, lol
[19:47] <adulion> i swear i will do a few missions this weekend
[19:47] <Boop> i do that too adulion. i go in read something and it sends me off in a diffrent direction
[19:47] <Krusty> brb
[19:47] <Tremor> i wonder if i can get into Alpha
[19:47] <_LB_> you have a long way to go :)  
[19:47] <seven> I am a good girl!!!
[19:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Tremor, sleazy said you can ask for what platoon you want.
[19:48] <Tremor> cool
[19:48] <digits> can I be a spy?
[19:48] <Tremor> i could teach you guys the ways of canadian fur trading
[19:48] <Quagmire> digits will spy on the other webmaster boards
[19:48] <Tremor> online fur trading of course
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'll trade you smoking traffic, for pelts ;)
[19:49] <Quagmire> beaver trades
[19:49] <Tremor> haha
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> guppy, hehe
[19:49] <_LB_> guppy
[19:49] <_LB_> G-aaaa-pp-eeee 
[19:50] <seven> what is guppy ? a fish?
[19:50] <digits> I dont care what anyone says about me it is how I feel about myself that counts
[19:51] <slaxxx> guppies are like the ocean's retarded children
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:51] <Carrie> guppies are cute colorful little fish about an inch or two long
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> like my cock?
[19:51] <Carrie> LOL
[19:51] <slaxxx> colorful hehe
[19:51] <seven> colorfull cock?
[19:51] <seven> I wanna see it :D
[19:51] <Tremor> i like when carrie swears, it's hot
[19:51] <ScreaM> shifty, didn't cyberwurx add some inches to your little peepee?
[19:51] <seven> like a rainbow?
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no. I was asking you guys if you like my cock, lol
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, whoa, didn't see you there, lol.......yeah it did, titanbucks added an extra inch a while back I believe too.
[19:52] <_LB_> carrie is awesome.  she helped sb teach me everything I know. 
[19:52] <ScreaM> cool, titanbucks is slowly adding lots of inches to mine
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 carrie, say some stuff in a fake british accent. Slowly.
[19:52] * Quagmire <whispers>: I don't wanna start rumours or nuthin' but i heard Krusty is a dude.
[19:52] <Krusty> lol shifty
[19:53] <mojoman> http://www.zoohaussenti.ch/bilder/guppy.JPG
[19:53] <ScreaM> Carrie, please say "ScreaM is hot"
[19:53] <Boop> hiya scream
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I heard that krusty is really just a hube marketing ploy by LB. That guy is a marketing genius. And can type fast.
[19:53] <slaxxx> aww pretty
[19:53] <_LB_> I nagged her so much .... I kept asking her questions :)  she kept answering. 
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> huge
[19:53] <digits> what a team
[19:53] <slaxxx> and can fake an orgasm on the np show
[19:53] <ScreaM> hi boop
[19:53] <Krusty> and content............
[19:53] <rvince> _LB_, like I did with you?
[19:54] <_LB_> rvince ...  well yeah ;)
[19:54] <ScreaM> so that means i was cybering with LB all this time? :(
[19:54] <digits> I suck at asking for help
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, indeed.
[19:54] <Quagmire> GASP
[19:54] <ScreaM> i bet you are very happyshifty
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> whoa,
[19:54] <Krusty> SLUT? or whore? :P
[19:55] <mojoman> heh
[19:55] <mojoman> omg :)
[19:55] <Tremor> that was hot!
[19:55] <adulion> hahahahaha
[19:55] <slaxxx> 4come on, fake orgasm
[19:55] <Krusty> FOCK?
[19:55] <_LB_> you guys really flatter us.  we love netpond ... we grew up on netpond and we will always be part of netpond. 
[19:55] <Krusty> hahahhaha FOCK?
[19:55] <_LB_> lol
[19:55] <Carrie> hehehe
[19:55] <digits> I wish she open her site
[19:55] <Carrie> we're talking about sabby now
[19:55] <slaxxx> or real, either works i guess
[19:55] * rvince already started SEO work on sabby's site
[19:55] <Krusty> i can hear ;)
[19:55] <digits> I bought up a ton of domains around her 
[19:55] <Tremor> haha slaxxx
[19:56] <Quagmire> boobies
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fist a midget, live on air!
[19:56] <Krusty> lol slaxxx
[19:56] <Boop> okay another question what about using term like oh what a dirty girl ( girl being the word that worries me) is that okay or should i stay away from the words girl or boy
[19:57] <Carrie> Boop "girl" depends on the context... dirty girl is okay, young girl is pushing it
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If I use girl, I usually mention college or coed somewhere in the text.
[19:57] <mojoman> i was in the trainstation once and i heard the click click of high heels and it was a short man with a tall woman wearing a long coat - and naked underneath :)
[19:57] <Quagmire> oh man
[19:57] <Quagmire> this conversation is getting hot
[19:58] <mojoman> the woman was :)
[19:58] <Boop> okay thank you!
[19:58] <mojoman> who's sabby?
[19:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Sabby is like robocop
[19:59] <digits> she is like barbie
[19:59] <mojoman> haha
[19:59] <Krusty> teeth done? butt done?
[19:59] <adulion> im starting to like sabby :)
[20:00] <mojoman> BIG NIPPLES - http://www.readmyboobs.com/
[20:00] <digits> I wish her tits would stop starring at my eyes
[20:00] <mojoman> wow - are there pictures of sabby :)
[20:00] <adulion> is this her- http://www.sexwithsabrina.com/
[20:00] <adulion> ?
[20:01] <Krusty> yeah that's her :).. from memory
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[20:01] <mojoman> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sabby
[20:02] <digits> am an artist at startign new things
[20:03] <digits> I just want the site up so teh value of the names are worth more
[20:03] <digits> then am selling out
[20:03] <_LB_> i love SB's laugh !  
[20:03] <digits> yeah me to LB
[20:03] <mojoman> that's hot
[20:03] <Quagmire> can't all women?
[20:03] <adulion> i can do that :P
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> didn't anyone ever warn her about putting foreign objects in her vagina? lol
[20:04] <Krusty> bottles...
[20:04] <Krusty> i mean. i've heard you need surgery for it lol
[20:04] <mojoman> check readmyboobs.com :)
[20:05] <mojoman> hahaha - http://netpond.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12617
[20:06] <adulion> hahaha
[20:06] <digits> he is closed
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[20:07] <ScreaM_> i hate my isp
[20:07] <digits> my TGP traffic sucks
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[20:08] <mojoman> hahaha
[20:08] <digits> LOL
[20:08] <digits> I got a story about that
[20:08] <mojoman> and if he doesn't :)
[20:08] <Altheon> Shemp is a good guy he gave me a partner account when I first started.
[20:08] <digits> everyone laughed
[20:09] <digits> I gave jayman cash 3 very good domain names
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[20:09] <digits> I didnt even charge them for what i paid for them
[20:09] <_LB_> this is an awesome show !
[20:09] <digits> I didnt know it but one of the partners runs krawl
[20:10] <digits> I have a krawl account now
[20:10] <Krusty> i love business orientated shows :)
[20:10] <digits> you can do the math am sure
[20:11] <digits> and from the 5 postings a day on there I make alot more then I think i could have with teh three domain names
[20:12] <_LB_> didn't fantasy man sell his business 2 years ago ?
[20:13] <mojoman> lb - can i pm you a question about a bb mission?
[20:14] <_LB_> shoot
[20:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lb, when you get a chance can you grade this mission http://www.betabrigade.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5613 I had icq'd you about it a while back, but ya must have overlooked it.
[20:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Does anyone use myspace as a means of advertising?
[20:16] <Carrie> I've done it shifty, negligible traffidc
[20:16] <Carrie> just a couple hits per WEEK
[20:16] <mojoman> i'm number 1 in msn.co.uk
[20:16] <mojoman> page 3 in msn.com
[20:16] <Carrie> good job mojo
[20:16] <_LB_> nothing wrong with google :)  
[20:16] <adulion> msn loves my sites
[20:16] <mojoman> very low in google. msn brings in shit for me
[20:16] <Altheon> Google hates me but Yahoo.  That baby loves me. :)
[20:17] <mojoman> good shit
[20:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, damn that sucks.
[20:17] <digits> WAHHHHHHHHHhhhhooooooooooooo day 4 and I just broke 200 click throughs to the sponser
[20:17] <adulion> msn still has pages from 3 years ago that are 404 now... thats how much bill loves me
[20:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> msn loves me, yahoo mid level, google, not so much....but it is growing.
[20:17] <digits> I shoot for dogpile
[20:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Carrie, say algorithm so sleazy knows how to say it, hehe
[20:18] <adulion> i find if update my blogs with decent keywords in the title every two weeks i will get decent traffic.. even if i use a keyword over again
[20:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dogpile is still around? Shit I use to use that years ago :)
[20:19] <_LB_> 4 CARRIE ... can you please tell everyone here what the original BB was like.   
[20:19] <Krusty> was great ey LB :)
[20:19] <Krusty> lol i was only in it for a few mths lol....
[20:19] <digits> LB I will be sending you oen of my short PMs today
[20:19] <digits> if you dont mind
[20:20] <mojoman> that's a good tip carrie
[20:20] <_LB_> yes
[20:20] <_LB_> digits happy to get it :)
[20:20] <digits> dogpile is the BOMB
[20:20] <digits> I promise I will keep it short
[20:21] <Quagmire> da bomb digidy
[20:21] <Krusty> ARS AS WELL :)
[20:21] <digits> thanks
[20:21] <Krusty> that was were i got my first preggo site ever... 
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> What would be fresh for BB would be Guest missions. Like people that people know that are experts in certain areas that can write up missions that would be added into BB.
[20:22] <digits> aga lives in a castle near a windmill
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If I had a windmill I would never leave the house.
[20:22] <digits> I hear he has a thing for tits
[20:25] <digits> hello
[20:25] <digits> if thats my wife
[20:25] <digits> tell her am on the way home
[20:25] <SleazyBear> shifty in special forces that is a mission
[20:25] <seven> and I still can access special forces
[20:26] <seven> :(
[20:26] <_LB_> if we have no guest next week then I vote for carrie to come back on :)
[20:26] <Krusty> we do have a guest LB
[20:26] <digits> me too LB
[20:26] <SleazyBear> shemp is on
[20:26] <Krusty> Shemp
[20:26] <karl> cool
[20:26] <adulion> haha... im broke this month.. worst in biz... im paying more money out this month than im getting in
[20:26] <digits> ok week after then
[20:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> maybe one day someone will copy and paste me some special forces missions :)
[20:27] <Quagmire> damn it why not
[20:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hire filipinos to work for it?
[20:27] <digits> I think TGPS went PAs because of CS and russian submitter
[20:27] <_LB_> lol sponsors are starting to reject affiliates :)
[20:28] <digits> yeah I almost died when pimproll said they would not accept me
[20:28] <digits> because there was no site on teh domain name
[20:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> they are rejecting? serious? wow.
[20:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I write my titanbucks affilliate code in every bathroom stall I use. I hope you guys can track those :)
[20:29] <seven> lool shifty!
[20:29] <adulion> lmfao
[20:29] <adulion> thats the funniest thing i have heard this week shifty!!!!!
[20:30] <seven> and any signup from that? btw how do you count the stats from the bathrooms?
[20:30] <adulion> lol
[20:30] <digits> now thats real shit traffic
[20:30] <adulion> ahahaha
[20:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[20:30] <PaulJohn> lol
[20:32] <Quagmire> explode or implode?
[20:32] <Altheon> or implode...
[20:32] <mojoman> i'd understand that 
[20:33] <Krusty> shifty.. i'm sure ppl will write that on their wrists just as they're on their way out 
[20:33] <_LB_> lol !
[20:33] <digits> I think it becomes much bigger, but in a much smaller circle of people able to access the income streams
[20:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, hell yeah, lol
[20:34] <_LB_> yeah sb you used to say so much !   you taught us all about traffic filtering !!!!!
[20:34] <Quagmire> i can build my own shit
[20:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got a killer domain for my traffic filtering mission www.mrtwat.com lol
[20:34] <mojoman> that's when networking is going to be sooo important
[20:34] <adulion> im signing up with another 30 new sposnors this week...
[20:35] <digits> why adulion, networking with people will get you much further
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm starting up an avs service based upon taking a dna sample to prove age.
[20:35] <digits> they will also require a certain number of sales
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> www.doublehelixbucks.com
[20:35] <digits> to remain affiliated with them
[20:36] <_LB_> the best sponsors .... or paysites no longer take on affiliates. 
[20:36] <mojoman> hahaha
[20:36] <adulion> anybody here good with php????
[20:36] <mojoman> yeah
[20:36] <mojoman> what's up adulion
[20:36] <digits> adulion I have a guy that does php
[20:36] <adulion> i cant get a function to wrote
[20:36] <mojoman> pm
[20:37] <digits> pimproll has buildyour own paid sites
[20:37] <seven> hey adulion I am not expert but I can try to help with php
[20:38] <mojoman> yeah :)
[20:38] <digits> pays 5 bucks for every signup by any affiliate of pimproll
[20:38] <mojoman> just put a link to c:/  :)
[20:38] <mojoman> so many friends asked me about that :)
[20:39] <mojoman> idnex.dat
[20:39] <digits> it can be wiped
[20:39] <mojoman> index.dat
[20:39] <mojoman> it can't be wiped as such because windows rewrites it
[20:39] <mojoman> even if formatted, data can be retrieved
[20:40] <_LB_> SB has enough computers to run nato !
[20:40] <digits> to many computers
[20:40] <digits> I have 12
[20:40] <seven> and to retrive lost data from the formatted disk FInaldata is a great software :)
[20:40] <digits> one monitor and keyboard and one mouse'
[20:40] <SleazyBear> 25
[20:40] <digits> dang dude
[20:41] <digits> we need to talk
[20:41] <digits> I want english speaking credit card carrying 33 year old males
[20:42] <Altheon> I'd like to know that too.
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 carrie, now that you are rebuilding your sites, are you finding it harder to get traffic these days?
[20:43] <adulion> i want english speaking drunk lonely men for web cam chats who have vissa cards
[20:43] <adulion> i have memorised my visa card by now i have used it that much
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want bangkok whores. But that is just me.
[20:44] <adulion> my mates where in hong kong last week shifty... theys topped of before they went to aus
[20:44] <adulion> i think they found whores
[20:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hong kong whores are too expensive.
[20:45] <mojoman> sb gave me an excellent tip on my images abotu "click here"
[20:45] <adulion> they where drunk when i phoned them in aus...
[20:45] <adulion> so they didnt tell me anything
[20:45] <adulion> im building a super fake linklist.... the traffic should be amazin
[20:46] <adulion> testing ideas so far... but looks good so far
[20:46] <_LB_> carrie >>   4 if you remember .. can you repeat the advice you gave me about looking for the silver bullet to richness and the quick buck ?   Honestly it changed my life 
[20:48] <adulion> sb: 1klinks.com all my sponsor links
[20:49] <adulion> gets unbelievable se traffic for keywords of domain names- one page!
[20:50] <_LB_> that is so good .... people act on emotion. 
[20:50] <Krusty> very good points Carrie!
[20:50] <Krusty> so true...
[20:50] <Krusty> FUCK he's doing that to you too hahahaha
[20:50] <digits> Carrie Show weekly on Thursdays
[20:50] <Krusty> got an example?
[20:50] <_LB_> you create a fantasy .... and if you present it well enough they will buy
[20:51] <Krusty> then wonder why they did it.. later
[20:51] <_LB_> digits > she taught me originally.  her and sb 
[20:51] <Krusty> AMAZING! ..
[20:51] <digits> thats cool
[20:51] <Krusty> i mean.. that as an eg lol
[20:52] <mojoman> [19:47] <_LB_> that is so good .... people act on emotion.  <---- or impulse :)
[20:52] <digits> yeah
[20:53] <_LB_> i really need to go to internext sometime .... only if you and sb go though :)
[20:54] <Krusty> ouch that would have STUNG
[20:54] <digits> I want to pick a few brains would love to get LB, Sleazy, and a few others in my office for a day
[20:54] <adulion> i was planning on going to miami this year but i doubt it will happen
[20:55] <digits> what numbers though
[20:55] <Krusty> theoretically;)
[20:55] <PaulJohn> ppl submit your blogs here http://dapornblog.com/directory/ :)
[20:55] <_LB_> i am not really that smart digits.   I just worked hard and got lucky. 
[20:56] <Krusty> sometimes that 4 hrs of work will be 7 - 12 times as much return as the 1 hr work
[20:56] <Boop> okay i wanna be like carrie when i grow up
[20:56] <digits> PaulJohn you need more categories
[20:56] <Altheon> Ok I'm feeling embarassed now since I've used crappy sales text like that. :)
[20:56] <digits> LB I dont belive in luck
[20:56] <digits> unless it is (L)abor (U)nder (C)orrect (K)nowledge
[20:57] <digits> what the F
[20:57] <_LB_> luck is prep meeting opportunity
[20:57] <digits> unless it is L abor U nder C orrect k nowledge
[20:58] <_LB_> i hope you all are listening to carrie
[20:58] <seven> yup
[20:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> she said jerk off, that was so hot.
[20:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie rocks, lots of good info!
[20:58] <_LB_> that is so true.  a sale is made by creatining a fantisy for the surfer
[20:58] <adulion> shifty put your dick away :P
[20:59] <_LB_> this is an awesome show !
[20:59] <adulion> lol
[21:00] <PaulJohn> digits, thats enough for the start :)
[21:00] <Boop> best one ever for me lb
[21:00] <digits> I cant add mine :o(
[21:01] <digits> ok I found a category
[21:02] <SleazyBear> http://www.slangsearch.com/
[21:02] <Krusty> I KNOW LOTS :P
[21:02] <karl> me :)
[21:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey, leave my belly out of this.
[21:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> so, can I use the tie me kangaroo down sport to sell to australians?
[21:03] <mojoman> haha
[21:03] <_LB_> many people are defined by their circumstance
[21:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> one eyed wonder worm?
[21:03] <_LB_> whoops spelling 
[21:03] <mojoman> beavis and butthead viewers :)
[21:03] <mojoman> fartknocker - weinerhead ....
[21:03] <digits> yes they are alot of work
[21:04] <mojoman> yeah - i hate the amount of work blogs birng
[21:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> shit, anyone need computer memory? http://www.fatwallet.com/t/18/589112/
[21:04] <_LB_> oh blogs !  I agree with sb ... FAR too much too work 
[21:04] <adulion> today is national non smoking day in the uk
[21:05] <digits> Carrie it seems to be a very useful script
[21:06] <mojoman> adulion - you're in the uk?
[21:06] <Altheon> The only tip I can give you guys is: http://www.lifetype.net/  If you want mass blogs on subdomains with seo friendly urls this one works.
[21:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I don't think blogs are too much work. If you use it like a regular SE page, but the pages you build only pop up on their own every couple weeks etc. Same work level. Real blogs are a pain though :)
[21:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> altheon, can you schedule posting with that?
[21:07] <Altheon> yep
[21:07] <Krusty> SEE WHAT CARRIE SAID - YOU CAN REUSE YOUR WORK (and content) ;)
[21:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> will have to take a look at it.
[21:07] <Krusty> hehehehe
[21:08] <_LB_> the 
[21:08] <digits> teh
[21:08] <Altheon> I think trying to get bookmarkers to your site is a bad idea but that's just me.  I want flow through traffic.
[21:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> eht
[21:08] <Krusty> het
[21:08] <digits> wait
[21:08] <digits> cindysworld
[21:09] <adulion> pauljohn-you recorded this.. we need someone to keep minutes of the show as well
[21:09] <_LB_> the SB / Carrie / LB style is long dead.  I cant get anything accepted  :)
[21:10] <_LB_> and not doing tgp .......... I am REALLY doing well
[21:10] <digits> yeah we know LB
[21:10] <digits> lol
[21:11] <mojoman> what's a money shot?
[21:11] <SleazyBear> cumshot
[21:11] <SleazyBear> we may loose the server.
[21:11] <mojoman> ahh!
[21:12] <Krusty> hehe
[21:12] <digits> fucking dogs are smarter then people
[21:12] <mojoman> indeed
[21:12] <digits> I got a ton of questions now
[21:12] <Altheon> crap
[21:13] <Altheon> she'll have to come back for another show then.
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> http://www.fatwallet.com/t/18/588921/ get a .50 domain today 2-3 pacific time
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn, lost server.
[21:13] <karl> bummer
[21:13] <Boop> *cries*
[21:13] <Carrie> Sleazy says the phone just kicked off
[21:13] <adulion> :
[21:13] <adulion> :(
[21:13] <mojoman> there goes the serveer?
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's time for text chat now!
[21:13] <Krusty> to finish that word she was just saying.. and the rest of the sentence :P
[21:13] <Altheon> doh!
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> keep the tips coming!
[21:14] <SleazyBear> carrie will come back next week before shemp
[21:14] <Altheon> for info that I'd let you guys use my server.
[21:14] <digits> why cant you do that with a title tag
[21:14] <Krusty> CARRIE AND SB - great show :):)
[21:14] <adulion> amazing show.. going to relisten and write a book :D
[21:14] <digits> AWESOME SHOW
[21:14] <Carrie> what was the last words you heard me say, I'll try to finish the sentence
[21:14] <digits> clap clap clap
[21:14] <JP_go4livecash> gr8 show guys. i am glad i made it this week so early
[21:14] <Boop> AMAZING! show
[21:14] <Altheon> Much appreciated, excellent show.
[21:14] <karl> very good show
[21:15] <Tremor> thanks for all the advice and info, great show!
[21:15] <mojoman> great show!
[21:15] <PaulJohn> good info ppl
[21:15] <PaulJohn> !
[21:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It's the type a show make me put my dick in the mashed potatoes!
[21:15] <ScreaM> cool show
[21:15] <ScreaM> did i win 5 points?
[21:15] <digits> I hope pauljohn got it on record
[21:15] <PaulJohn> yeah got it
[21:15] <PaulJohn> so its finished?
[21:15] <Carrie> it's finished
[21:15] <Tremor> we out
[21:15] <PaulJohn> ok going to stop recording
[21:15] <Carrie> I want to hear it, lol... sounds different when you're listening
[21:16] <PaulJohn> as you know there is no server now, however SB will make one in this week
[21:16] <Boop> i'll be downloading it later. so much was said i want to make sure i got it all
[21:16] <PaulJohn> so be patient for the recording :)
[21:16] * Tremor has left #plrlive
[21:16] <digits> there is no way I got it all
[21:16] <Carrie> Yeah go ahead and record and publish all that shit I said about Jade, LOL... help get me in trouble
[21:16] <PaulJohn> see ya folks
[21:16] * Disconnected
Session Close: Wed Mar 08 21:16:35 2006
