
Session Start: Wed Jan 25 18:52:01 2006
Session Ident: #plrlive
[18:52] * Now talking in #plrlive
[18:52] * Topic is 'Welcome too the PLR Radio '
[18:52] * Set by sb-away on Wed Jan 18 19:29:14
[18:52] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! 
[18:52] <JohnPaul> hi there
[18:52] <Rusrink> howdi all
[18:52] <neveremail> Hi Rusrink and JohnPaul
[18:53] <seven> msanchez make another file and include in it the php as you tried 
[18:54] <msanchez> haha thats where I get lost ;)
[18:54] <seven> <? include('folder/filename.php'); ?>
[18:54] <msanchez> I need to hire someone just to do this so if anyone knows a php person that needs a job lol
[18:54] <msanchez> ok not the full url path?
[18:54] <seven> no
[18:55] <msanchez> /pixels/display_map.php?BID=3 this part then
[18:56] <seven> you probably will have problems with ?bid=3 part 
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[18:56] <jackson> hey hey 
[18:56] <msanchez> ok yeah im getting an error like that
[18:56] <seven> try this : <? BID='3'; include('pixels/display_map.php'); ?>
[18:56] <SleazyBear> um Dane comes to mind
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[18:57] <SleazyBear> he is pretty good with scripts
[18:57] <msanchez> Fatal error: Call to undefined function: show_map() in /home/msanchez/domains/freesite-porn.com/public_html/pixels/display_map.php on line 20
[18:57] <Dutch_Harry> Hey guys 
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[18:57] <Dutch_Harry> Java chat is still down?
[18:57] <rvince> hello :-)
[18:58] <Dutch_Harry> Hey Rvince
[18:58] <rvince> is the feed live yet?
[18:58] <SleazyBear> yeah
[18:58] <Dutch_Harry> yeah
[18:58] <neveremail> hey dutch harry 
[18:58] <msanchez> syntax error seven :(
[18:58] <Dutch_Harry> Hey nevermail
[18:58] <SleazyBear> rvince did you want that free vers of comus
[18:58] <SleazyBear> or did you find a txt tgp script
[18:59] <rvince> SleazyBear, yes please
[18:59] <Rusrink> hey harry:)
[18:59] <SleazyBear>  http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
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[18:59] <rvince> SleazyBear, been sidetracked recently (finishing my paysite) but I'm still definately interested in comus
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[19:00] <Dutch_Harry> Hey Cooljay
[19:00] <Boop> hiya everyone
[19:00] <Dutch_Harry> hey Boop
[19:00] <CoolJay> Hey Harry :)
[19:00] <seven> hmm
[19:00] <CoolJay> Hey Boob
[19:00] <seven> the internet is so slow that I cannot see your page right now
[19:01] <SleazyBear> ok let me get the show done, and i will upload it to a server somewhere
[19:01] <msanchez> thanks for helping seven
[19:01] <rvince> thanks
[19:02] <Dutch_Harry> Pfff i am getting depressed 
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[19:02] <Boop> brb for a fast min
[19:02] <slaxxx> hi
[19:02] <CoolJay> Hey slaxxx
[19:02] <Dutch_Harry> hey slaxx
[19:02] <msanchez> hey slaxxx
[19:02] <slaxxx> what's up
[19:02] <Dutch_Harry> x
[19:02] <CoolJay> Whys that DH?
[19:02] <Dutch_Harry> This music is making me want to hang myself :D
[19:02] <slaxxx> lol
[19:02] <CoolJay> lol
[19:03] <CoolJay> SB sure has a "wide" choice in music
[19:03] <Dutch_Harry> LOL :D
[19:03] <slaxxx> to say the very least yeah heh
[19:04] <Boop> back and hi slaxxx
[19:04] <slaxxx> hey
[19:04] <slaxxx> anyone know if there's a guest today?
[19:04] <slaxxx> or...?
[19:04] <Dutch_Harry> nope
[19:05] <CoolJay> Not sure slaxxx, SB didnt say in the thread
[19:05] <Dutch_Harry> maybe that guy from last week 
[19:05] <SleazyBear> nah i gave up on fucking guests
[19:05] <slaxxx> hehe
[19:05] <SleazyBear> fuck em
[19:05] <CoolJay> Last weeks guest was great :)
[19:05] <SleazyBear> no more wink dinkerstien, 
[19:06] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah wink
[19:06] <slaxxx> lol who is this?
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[19:06] <slaxxx> weird beastie boys?
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> open your mouth cause here comes my wang
[19:06] <CoolJay> Hey Shifty :)
[19:06] <Dutch_Harry> Cypriss hill?
[19:06] <slaxxx> hi shifty
[19:06] <SleazyBear> insane clown posse
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sup all
[19:06] <slaxxx> ahh
[19:06] <Boop> hiya shifty
[19:06] <SleazyBear> this isnt the song i wanted
[19:06] <rvince> wink's interview ruled... but I'm still wondering if SB drinks too much... or not enough... :-)
[19:06] <Dutch_Harry> Hey shifty 
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Anyone in here in the UK?
[19:07] <CoolJay> I am in the UK
[19:07] <slaxxx> my anus is in the uk
[19:07] <slaxxx> :P
[19:07] <CoolJay> lol
[19:07] <Dutch_Harry> am close
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> http://cgi.ebay.com/Genuine-Nike-ARSENAL-Beanie-Adults-BNWT_W0QQitemZ8752800111QQcategoryZ68287QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting any idea if this is a decent price?
[19:07] <neveremail> I'm in the UK
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, you need to wipe that bad boy.
[19:08] <rvince> slaxxx, yeah, there are many assholes in the UK :-)
[19:08] * rvince runs
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:08] <CoolJay> Yeah that looks about right Shifty
[19:08] <slaxxx> lol
[19:08] <neveremail> I'd say about right
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, cool, thanks.
[19:08] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah that is what it cost 
[19:08] <SleazyBear> heres one for all you stoners
[19:09] <CoolJay> Why do you want an arsenal beanie hat?
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Getting one for my buddies birthday. His beanie for when he is out playing soccer is a baseball one, hehe
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cause I am an arsenal fan :)
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> but this one isn't for me
[19:09] <Dutch_Harry> your ahehe
[19:09] <SleazyBear> have no idea
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I look ridiculous in a beanie, lol
[19:09] <CoolJay> Someones gotta be I spose :P
[19:09] <Dutch_Harry> your not?
[19:09] <Dutch_Harry> i am to 
[19:09] <Dutch_Harry> a arsenal fan 
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dude, they had the sega dreamcast for a sponsor.........I can't ignore that, lol
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> aresnal rocks..........well, cept this year, lol
[19:10] <Dutch_Harry> since bergkap was playing there
[19:10] <CoolJay> Arsenal had there day
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> what club are you with cooljay?
[19:10] <Dutch_Harry> and now van Persie 
[19:10] <jackson> lol love the tunes sleazy 
[19:10] <SleazyBear> kinda lame
[19:10] <Dutch_Harry> Man un?
[19:10] <SleazyBear> but its old
[19:11] <jackson> funny song, yeah
[19:11] <CoolJay> None really just support the national side
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool deal.
[19:11] <Dutch_Harry> England a good outsidder for the WC
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn it harry, don't mention Man u in here! ;)
[19:11] <CoolJay> Yeah we just need to sort out our manager :P
[19:12] <Dutch_Harry> Sorry shifty
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> the US got fucked in the WC setup, hehe. I don't think we will make it past the first round :(
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[19:12] <Dutch_Harry> but there is also a good Dutch player over there 
[19:12] <Dutch_Harry> Holland will also crash in the first round
[19:13] <CoolJay> Dunno harry, not a bad side
[19:13] <Dutch_Harry> well a bad pool
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> DaMarcus Beasley?
[19:13] <Boop> hiya karlm
[19:13] <CoolJay> I gotta support holland as well as england as I'm half dutch
[19:13] <jackson> soundin good sleazy
[19:13] <Dutch_Harry> You are??
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> going to be rough, but I will take some time off to watch the games, hehe.
[19:13] <rvince> oh, it's a new sponsor?
[19:14] <CoolJay> Yeah, my mum lives over there 
[19:14] <rvince> (cyberwurx that is)
[19:14] <Dutch_Harry> hehe so you know dutch dude
[19:14] <CoolJay> a little bit but really is a little bit
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[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am way out of shape, worked out this morning for the first time in a while, could only get like 20 minutes in, then I was like fuck it.
[19:15] <Dutch_Harry> ohw ok i wont do Dutch then :) 
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> name names sleazy!
[19:15] <CoolJay> Thanks :P
[19:16] <Dutch_Harry> give the names 
[19:16] <CoolJay> When I go over I just ask for stuff in english :)
[19:16] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah we all know english
[19:17] <Dutch_Harry> we are some good developed buch a people 
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[19:19] <karlm> damn i got dissconected
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dutch hookers are too damn expensive!
[19:19] <Rusrink> lol
[19:20] <CoolJay> Never tried shifty............ although "my friend" has :p
[19:20] <Dutch_Harry> No way dude your a cheap fucker 
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> heheeh.
[19:20] <Rusrink> i belive you have a bj for 30bucks
[19:20] <karlm> lol
[19:20] <slaxxx> that's it?
[19:20] <Dutch_Harry> you could be Dutch :)
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I heard they wanted like 300 bucks for a fuck, that is too much! hehe
[19:20] <slaxxx> how much is it to fuck one of the window chicks in amsterdam?
[19:20] <slaxxx> that like stand in the window
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> window chicks rock
[19:20] <slaxxx> say a reasonably attractive one, but not a model-quality one
[19:20] <slaxxx> without a penis :P
[19:20] <Rusrink> i've no clue slaxxx never been there
[19:20] <Rusrink> :)
[19:21] <Rusrink> maybe harry knows
[19:21] <slaxxx> hahah right
[19:21] <msanchez> slaxxx needs to gert laid ;)
[19:21] <CoolJay> nah when it was guilders it was 50 for suck n fuck........... so "my friend" says
[19:21] <Dutch_Harry> Well that is what they do, they see that your a tourist you pay traplle
[19:21] <jackson> horny bastard you are slaxxx lol
[19:21] <rvince> SleazyBear, I've emailed many little sponsors/site owners and as a result there are about 5 sites that I'm the only one to promote via TGP... and this is largely how I became "successful"
[19:21] <slaxxx> just doin' my travel research :P lol
[19:21] <msanchez> yes research :)
[19:21] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah 50 guilders sucking and fucking
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 50 that is a great deal!........my friend that is here listening to me thinks so at least, lol
[19:21] <Rusrink> dinner brb
[19:21] <slaxxx> that's what, $100?
[19:21] <Dutch_Harry> no like $35-
[19:21] <slaxxx> are you going to make me go to xe.com :P
[19:21] <slaxxx> oh nice!
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[19:21] <seven> not everybody!
[19:21] <Dutch_Harry> Hey DJ
[19:21] <DirtyJumbo> hello!!!
[19:21] <msanchez> any coupons?
[19:21] <slaxxx> hey dj
[19:22] <slaxxx> we were just talking about dutch prostitutes
[19:22] <seven> but I will not listen to this :))
[19:22] <CoolJay> Hey DJ
[19:22] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[19:22] <slaxxx> only $35
[19:22] <DirtyJumbo> hey everybody
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> prostitutes rock.
[19:22] <karlm> hey DJ
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> my balls are average size at best.
[19:22] <karlm> i do huge balls
[19:22] <jackson> i definately have big balls KIWI sized nuts 
[19:22] <msanchez> yup average here
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> one is a little smaller than the other.
[19:22] <Dutch_Harry> i do have big balls
[19:22] <neveremail> my balls are the right size
[19:22] <slaxxx> my balls are like watermelons
[19:22] <CoolJay> I balls do the job that they need to :)
[19:22] <msanchez> eww get that thought out of my head
[19:22] <DirtyJumbo> i got some free pe patches frommens niche and my dick is already 15inches after 2 days :)
[19:22] <slaxxx> lol
[19:22] <Boop> lol
[19:22] <Dutch_Harry> hehehehehehe
[19:22] <slaxxx> damn that backfired :P
[19:23] <karlm> Thats explains it im dumb as shit lol
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol, you guys suck, hehe
[19:23] <jackson> who's got big balls? i've got big balls he got big balls she's got big balls but who's got the biggest balls of them all?
[19:23] <neveremail> my brains are in my balls anyway so im screwed
[19:23] <Boop> just a little slaxx lol
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn, my monitor is starting to go out...........it is fluctuating in size. mother fucker.
[19:23] <Dutch_Harry> Dutch whores
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hookers sleazy, hookers.
[19:23] <DirtyJumbo> so this show is about balls huh :P
[19:24] <DirtyJumbo> and whores
[19:24] <CoolJay> shoot it shifty.   Don't take shit from your monitor :P
[19:24] <Dutch_Harry> Ohw no morew dutch whores
[19:24] <Dutch_Harry> Cheap hookers
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> my old monitor started to do that, and a good punch would fix it..............this monitor, no such luck, hehe
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[19:24] <jackson> might have to have a biggest balls contest on the pond now... 
[19:24] <DirtyJumbo> send a a dutch whore harry, dutch whores rule
[19:24] <slaxxx> the degauss button didn't fix it?
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> so harry, are the hookers there actually dutch? or russian, like everywhere else? lol
[19:24] <slaxxx> i had a monitor that used to do that
[19:24] <slaxxx> w a degauss button...would usually make it all better
[19:24] <DirtyJumbo> they're russian shifty :)
[19:25] <slaxxx> oh that sucks
[19:25] <slaxxx> i want a dutch girl
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, oh yeah? don't think I have that button, maybe in the settings, will have to check it out.
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> my monitor went from 19 inch to 21 inch in 7 days.
[19:25] <slaxxx> it's the button you press and it makes a click sound and the picture shakes sorta...if you don't have the button, you need a degausser
[19:25] <slaxxx> it's how you fix it if there's a problem w magnets, for example
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, nay, don't have that. Will have to look into it.
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> found it, and it looks like it fixed it maybe.........you are a pimp
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and a player
[19:27] <slaxxx> ;)
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> word, I didn't really want to have to spend 200 bucks on a monitor right now, hehe...
[19:27] <slaxxx> i learned about that the hard way...my old computer didn't have a shield thing for the speakers
[19:27] <slaxxx> so my speakers were constantly slightly fucking up my monitor..
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dj, damn, those russians are taking away all the good hookering jobs.
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Mine does the same thing if I put my cell phone near the monitor.
[19:28] <slaxxx> trippy
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> if it rings, it fucks up the screen, weird.
[19:28] <DirtyJumbo> i know shifty, but russian pussy is good too :P
[19:28] <Dutch_Harry> Well the russians look good
[19:28] <rvince> SleazyBear, epassporte doesn't do CC processing?!
[19:28] <jackson> no more moneybookers, no more paypal... it's inevitable 
[19:28] <karlm> paycom
[19:28] <slaxxx> it would just be nice if you go to the netherlands and you had sex w an actual dutch prostitute
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's true.........but I can fuck russian girls here, I am looking for an excuse to travel the world damn it.
[19:28] <slaxxx> not just a displaced russian
[19:29] <DirtyJumbo> LOLµ
[19:29] <CoolJay> Just pretend there dutch :)
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I will tell them to put on some wooden shoes when I nail em ;)
[19:29] <slaxxx> lol
[19:29] <DirtyJumbo> lmao
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> knock dem wooden boots.
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> hehehehe
[19:30] <msanchez> lol
[19:30] <slaxxx> put my finger in their dike
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:30] <CoolJay> and have tulips on there underwear
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[19:30] <msanchez> oh boy lol
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> maybe she put here wooden shoe up your ass
[19:30] <slaxxx> hahaha
[19:30] <CoolJay> lol
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> Hey Jade :)
[19:30] <rvince> epassporte and paycom are now distinct companies. they split up a few months ago.
[19:30] <jade> i figured it out lol
[19:30] <DirtyJumbo> you guys are all oversexed :p
[19:30] <CoolJay> Hey Jade :)
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> hehe
[19:30] <rvince> hello jade
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> undersexed, that is the problem dj, lol
[19:30] <jade> hey everyone ;o)
[19:30] <slaxxx> hi jade
[19:30] <DirtyJumbo> hey jady baby :)
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> We need more sex
[19:31] <Boop> hiya jade
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there jade!
[19:31] <CoolJay> I don't think it's a problem shifty :P
[19:31] <Dutch_Harry> 24 hours a day is not enough]
[19:31] <jade> sex??????? wtf is that?
[19:31] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:31] <Dutch_Harry> www.sex.com
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I need to cum three times a day, or I am a total asshole.......well I am a total asshole anyway, but...
[19:31] <DirtyJumbo> thats my site harry :p
[19:31] <jade> their site sucks
[19:31] <Dutch_Harry> there you get the picture
[19:31] <slaxxx> the site does suck now for sure
[19:31] <jade> spent too much money n the domain
[19:31] <slaxxx> such a shame
[19:31] <Dutch_Harry> You wish DJ
[19:31] <DirtyJumbo> yep
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> if I owned sex.com it would be a rotating FPA.....lol
[19:32] <slaxxx> they should put my ref codes up there
[19:32] <slaxxx> make it look better :P
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> indeed.
[19:32] <DirtyJumbo> how thefuck is that site worth $14 million
[19:32] <jade> a domain likehat should be smokin hot
[19:32] <slaxxx> i think the domain is worth more
[19:32] <Dutch_Harry> i would make it a fake TGP with only my gasl on it and the top 10 spots i would sell
[19:32] <DirtyJumbo> gotta sell lots of memberships to make back $14 mil
[19:32] <slaxxx> just that there aren't as many buyers who can pay that who would want it
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> a fake tgp huh? that'd be nuts, hehe
[19:34] <Dutch_Harry> Nuts??? 
[19:34] <Dutch_Harry> your nuts :P
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah 14 million, but I am sure it makes in the millions per year, so after 10 years they will make way more than their money.
[19:34] <msanchez> Isnt just about every sponsor doing something to make their money though?
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's true ;)
[19:34] <jade> if they make their site better first lol
[19:34] <slaxxx> a sponsor could not afford it
[19:34] <slaxxx> it would have to be a venture capital company or a large domainer
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> the first thing people that get net access do is type www.sex.com........those guys don't need free porn, cause they are ready to pay
[19:35] <DirtyJumbo> true
[19:35] <Dutch_Harry> Most of them They have a break out of frame code
[19:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd use it as a public service, that has information to teach more women how to give a decent blowjob.
[19:35] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:35] <Dutch_Harry> hehehehe
[19:35] <karlm> LOL
[19:36] <Dutch_Harry> and that they learn that Anal sex is ok
[19:36] <slaxxx> ass to mouth
[19:36] <Dutch_Harry> and it doesnt hurt
[19:36] <Dutch_Harry> They can do it dry
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> atm rocks.
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> so fucking hot
[19:36] <slaxxx> agreed
[19:36] <DirtyJumbo> i'll hook you up with tigermom shifty, she has a good site about how to give a proper bj:p
[19:37] <jade> ah you guys and your anal
[19:37] <DirtyJumbo> jade, can we have a private strapon session after the show? :p
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I don't need the site, the ladies do.......99% of chicks I have to train to do it properly, hehe
[19:37] <DirtyJumbo> well you can show them tigermoms site lol
[19:37] <Dutch_Harry> hehe
[19:37] <jade> how much money you got DJ?
[19:37] <Dutch_Harry> your going to teach them?
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> save me the trouble, hehe........go here, then get back to me
[19:37] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:38] <slaxxx> lol
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I prefer vaginal to anal........unless they do ATM..
[19:38] <slaxxx> give them a quiz
[19:38] <DirtyJumbo> how much you asking jade? :p
[19:38] <slaxxx> haha
[19:38] <Dutch_Harry> lol:)
[19:38] <jade> prolly more than you can afford
[19:38] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:38] <DirtyJumbo> i feel no love from you :(
[19:38] <jade> i'd have to take time off from my trainging proggy
[19:39] <jade> and my team members would get pissed lol, so you gotta make it oerth everyones while
[19:39] <DirtyJumbo> ok, 10 bucks :)
[19:39] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah DJ your not around anymore
[19:39] <Dutch_Harry> out of side.....:)
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy...........you should have bought the boat. then sank it. That'd learn em!
[19:40] <jade> he's been working he says
[19:40] <DirtyJumbo> ikheb mijn leven gebeterd harry, ik ben geen hoer meer :p
[19:40] <Dutch_Harry> Ik heb het door man, je word gemist 
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> birkenstocks
[19:40] <DirtyJumbo> thx harry :)
[19:40] <Dutch_Harry> np
[19:41] <slaxxx> something about whores
[19:41] <Dutch_Harry> Ik zie je zefs niet meer bij de drama
[19:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think so too
[19:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> they are telling the secret location about real dutch whores.
[19:41] <DirtyJumbo> slaxxx,yourdutch is pretty good lol
[19:41] <slaxxx> lol
[19:41] <jade> is there a whore knocking at your door? lol
[19:41] <karlm> LOL
[19:42] <Dutch_Harry> i wish 
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[19:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fuck that. I would have booted my employee out.
[19:42] <DirtyJumbo> always jade, those whores stalk me :)
[19:42] <adulion> hey
[19:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there adulion
[19:42] <DirtyJumbo> hey adulion
[19:43] <Dutch_Harry> hey adulion
[19:43] <CoolJay> Hey adulion
[19:43] <adulion> hey guys...
[19:45] <Dutch_Harry> i get used to 
[19:45] <adulion> anyone wanna do hard link exchanges?
[19:45] <jade> yu wish whores stalked you dj
[19:45] <jade> LOL
[19:45] <DirtyJumbo> yeah lol 
[19:45] <Dutch_Harry> You woould not be here on the chat 
[19:45] <Dutch_Harry> but you would be hoeren neuken
[19:46] <jade> speaka english
[19:46] <DirtyJumbo> thers a whore sitting under my desk blowing me as i type :p
[19:46] <Dutch_Harry> why 
[19:46] <jade> right dj lol
[19:46] <DirtyJumbo> her name isscream :p
[19:46] <Dutch_Harry> its your dog :)
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> adulion, I will hit you up later on ICQ for some trades.
[19:47] <adulion> i got 4 r 5 new sites coming out i need trades with
[19:47] <DirtyJumbo> anybody wanna trade shemale/ebony/latina/gay links?
[19:47] <adulion> surfer forum trades would be nice...
[19:48] <adulion> pbucks...
[19:48] <jackson> adulion what niches? 
[19:48] <jade> I'll hit you up for shemales later dj
[19:48] <Rusrink> whahaha
[19:48] <DirtyJumbo> adulion,hit me up
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I don't have any surfer forums...........but what niches are yolu doing?
[19:48] <CoolJay> Hey DJ, do we trade shemale sites already?
[19:48] <Dutch_Harry> hehehehe
[19:48] <DirtyJumbo> i got a surgfer forum
[19:48] <jade> LOL we love DJ
[19:48] <DirtyJumbo> nope cooljay
[19:48] <jade> feel the lve
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I wanna fuck a midget!
[19:48] <jade> the love
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no wait, no I don't
[19:49] <CoolJay> Then we need to talk about trading.... I got shemale blog and tgp :)
[19:49] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah i wanado that to sometimes :) 
[19:49] <seven> I am very upset with a sponsor right now :( When I signed up with them it was specified that payment is through epass or check. Now when I ask for my money they say that sorry only paypal or check is available because they don't have epass corp. account yet. I am tired to wait 2 month for a stupid check
[19:49] <jade> I could tell a good midget story
[19:49] <DirtyJumbo> cool, hit me up mate :)
[19:49] <Dutch_Harry> but i cant find midgets whores
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Sleazy, I can't see a advanced platoon at all
[19:49] <CoolJay> Whats ya ICQ DJ
[19:49] <DirtyJumbo> 234-431-194
[19:49] <jade> paypal???
[19:49] <adulion> one thing i hate about braincash is waiting 15 days on epass payment
[19:49] <jackson> seven if they're and adult company paying out with paypal i wouldn't trust them... thats just shady now a days
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> meatcash rocks.
[19:50] <jade> paypal is illegal for adult
[19:50] <seven> yea this is what I thought
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> not illegal, just against their tos :)
[19:50] <DirtyJumbo> i cant convert meatcash :(
[19:50] <msanchez> yeah BEta got some killer missions
[19:50] <adulion> i started meatcash today
[19:50] <jade> still get in shit for it whatever
[19:50] <DirtyJumbo> midget hookers for 1 buck
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> DJ, I convert the fuck out of their midnight prowl site.
[19:50] <DirtyJumbo> http://xratedmidgets.com/maintour.php/4578/254/D
[19:50] <adulion> i like a lot of there sites
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> just play up that it is porn stars fucking nasty dudes, lol
[19:50] <slaxxx> 4yeah same problem here sleazy
[19:51] <CoolJay> Authorise me DJ :)
[19:51] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> give your number DJ!
[19:51] <jackson> what do you guys think of sponsors that hold funds for a period of time before payout? say three weeks do you think thats ludacris?
[19:51] <DirtyJumbo> ok jay, i didnt get a request?
[19:51] <slaxxx> like how weg does it, jackson?
[19:51] <Dutch_Harry> 45 days???
[19:51] <slaxxx> i don't feel it's ludicrous :)
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hate sponsors that have a minimum payment via check for like 5 bucks, but 200 for epassporte. cocks.
[19:51] <seven> but I cannot have paypal :(
[19:51] <Dutch_Harry> damn thats tuff
[19:52] <CoolJay> Well it says I'm waiting, user name is kiki ?
[19:52] <jackson> teen revenue says they pay weekly then holds your funds once you reach payout 3 weeks
[19:52] <jackson> before they actually payout
[19:52] <slaxxx> weg does that too
[19:52] <jackson> bugs the shit out of me
[19:52] <Dutch_Harry> Epass sucks big time
[19:52] <DirtyJumbo> lemme check jay
[19:52] <slaxxx> sucks but, more sleazy than anything else i guess
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> anyone that is doing teen ever try tfcash?
[19:52] <Dutch_Harry> Mofo
[19:52] <jackson> never used tfcash
[19:52] <Dutch_Harry> never heard of them 
[19:52] <jackson> never heard of them either
[19:52] <CoolJay> try adding me 272272903
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> They are ccbill based, but convert great with teen for some reason. I don't even like the tour that much, but it works.
[19:53] <DirtyJumbo> btw, kiki sounds gay to me :p
[19:53] <jade> there used be a ponder named kiki
[19:53] <CoolJay> well thats the name withe ICQ no you gave me :P
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> their teenaspen site use to convert good as well, but I haven't made any galleries lately.
[19:53] <adulion> good news this week:ladyboy has started to drop down to 200:1 for me
[19:53] <jackson> i'm actually talking to teen revnue's support right now about it thats why i brought it up
[19:54] <slaxxx> hehe :)
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I like epass.........now moneybookers. They suck balls.
[19:54] <jade> MB was bad
[19:54] <msanchez> epass is ok
[19:54] <msanchez> mb was not good for me either
[19:54] <slaxxx> moneybookers was a piece
[19:54] <Dutch_Harry> MB is great i can withdraw to my bank 
[19:54] <jade> took almost 3 mos to get my money from MB
[19:54] <seven> I use epass only for withdraw from the ATM
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it only took me 6 months and like 10 emails to get my moneybookers money, sweet.
[19:55] <Dutch_Harry> with Epass i have to begg for my fucking ATM card
[19:55] <jade> yeah somethings fucked with that harry
[19:55] <JohnPaul> Anybody has a good tip for a free directory script?
[19:55] <adulion> i love my electron card
[19:55] <msanchez> I just download the cash from epassporte to my banka ccount
[19:55] <msanchez> wsnlinks
[19:55] <Rusrink> i want jadecash :D
[19:55] <jade> jadecash LOL
[19:55] <slaxxx> there is a jadebucks
[19:55] <CoolJay> When I joined epass I thought I'd applied for a ATM card, but I hadn't
[19:55] <slaxxx> http://www.jadebucks.com
[19:55] <jade> it's an atm machine
[19:55] <slaxxx> it's for converting chinese traffic
[19:55] <DirtyJumbo> how do you do that msanchez? do you have a us bank acct?
[19:55] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah i would sign up for that but they need to have Anal sex 
[19:55] <msanchez> yeah US
[19:56] <DirtyJumbo> ah ok
[19:56] <rvince> jadecash: you're paid in spankings instead of $$$?
[19:56] <jade> jadebligbling will be min russ
[19:56] <slaxxx> hehe
[19:56] <slaxxx> the rewards program is a beating
[19:56] <slaxxx> send 10 joins, get your ass kicked
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Be back in 5 minutes.
[19:56] <slaxxx> :P
[19:56] <jade> LOL you buggers
[19:56] <msanchez> send 50 signups crush slaxxx's balls
[19:56] <DirtyJumbo> jade, you owe me royalties on jadeblingbling.com :p
[19:56] <slaxxx> shhhhh hehe
[19:56] <adulion> i got 20 spam mails yesterday for penis pills
[19:57] <Rusrink> ill be waiting for it jade
[19:57] <Rusrink> :)
[19:57] <msanchez> tramplecock.com
[19:57] <jade> I got an offer actually rus
[19:57] <Dutch_Harry> i am back to check 
[19:57] <Dutch_Harry> s
[19:57] <Dutch_Harry> 20 cents??
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[19:58] <Rusrink> last and first time i exchanged a cheque i paided 35 bucksa
[19:58] <Dutch_Harry> its here like $40- to cash a check
[19:58] <rvince> I pay 0 to cash a check in EUR, but 15EUR to cash a check in USD
[19:58] <seven> for me to use the card is 2 USD to cash a check is 5 bucks and 2 month of waiting ah and 15 bucks as a guaranty that the check is not fake
[19:58] <DirtyJumbo> yeah rusrink,i pay about 20 euro:(
[19:58] <adulion> my first check was for 60 bucks i got 20 quid sterling out of it
[19:59] <CoolJay> http://www.auctionchex.com
[19:59] <DirtyJumbo> epass sucks but it beats checks :2:
[19:59] <CoolJay> for uk exchanges
[19:59] <rvince> SleazyBear, epassporte card is great for us EU webmasters.
[19:59] <jade> damn you guys get screwed on cashing checks
[19:59] <Dutch_Harry> checks sucks to but its better then Epass 
[19:59] <seven> I went to the first bank with my first check of 25 bucks and the lady said to me there: well if you wanna cash this check you better bring 10USD more
[19:59] <karlm> yea epass is good for me
[19:59] <Dutch_Harry> your sure that you get your $$$
[19:59] <DirtyJumbo> lol seven
[19:59] <Rusrink> wires a free overhere
[19:59] <jade> some wire transfers are $30 Sleazy
[20:00] <adulion> lol @ seven
[20:00] <Dutch_Harry> when in the EU rus
[20:00] <PaulJohn> i've seen 45$ wire too
[20:00] <Rusrink> hmm ok
[20:00] <Rusrink> maybe not outside the eu
[20:00] <jade> $45 that's insane
[20:00] <Dutch_Harry> They charce $$$ when they sent it from the us
[20:00] <PaulJohn> chameleon software is located in my country and the transfer costed 10$!!!!
[20:00] <Dutch_Harry> yeah if you get it
[20:01] <PaulJohn> coz they are doing the payouts in USD and it goes through an US center
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> To casn a NPC check bank of america wants 40 bucks a check. Sweet.
[20:02] <jade> they need to be more accomadating they want you to sell their shit, so pay in funds where most awm's are from
[20:02] <DirtyJumbo> that sucks shifty
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I do epassporte now, hehe
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I told the teller at bank of america to eat a dick under my breath, she was like, huh?
[20:02] <slaxxx> hehe
[20:02] <PaulJohn> lol
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I was like, uh. I said, that sucks, hehe
[20:03] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> what is funny is if I deposit it via ATM, about 50% of the time they just cash it, then the other time, they send it back to me. I don't really think any of them know what they are doing.
[20:03] <jade> you shuld have said what part of blow me don't you understand? shitfy lol
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe
[20:05] <adulion> anyone do surfer forums here?
[20:05] <adulion> how do ya make money with them???
[20:05] <DirtyJumbo> yeah adulion,hit meup
[20:05] <slaxxx> you spam them?
[20:05] <slaxxx> aside from owning one...there's not much else you can do w one :)
[20:05] <DirtyJumbo> treu slaxx, but shhh lol
[20:05] <slaxxx> hehe
[20:05] <adulion> your in my list dj are ya?
[20:06] <DirtyJumbo> yep
[20:06] <jade> is that blow torch? LOL
[20:06] <jackson> dam thats a torch
[20:06] <DirtyJumbo> imon invisible
[20:06] <jackson> LOL
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I started a surfer forum once, but it was too much work.
[20:06] <slaxxx> crack lighter
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> black tar heroin.
[20:06] <slaxxx> you use lots of .'s, shifty
[20:07] <jade> sleazy doing shoebombs LOL
[20:07] <slaxxx> hehe
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It's true.
[20:07] <slaxxx> heh.
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm use to writing via screenplay format, and can't do that in posts. So periods are my pauses, lol
[20:08] <slaxxx> cool
[20:08] <jade> I guess they work wind wel LOL 
[20:08] <slaxxx> lol i don't actually know if they're crack lighters...was just a guess :P
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sounds like a crack lighter
[20:08] <Rusrink> did anyone actually ever tried promoting their sites with pens or lighters?
[20:08] <slaxxx> there's a program sophocles or something frow riting screenplays
[20:08] <slaxxx> i had a friend who was doing that
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[20:09] <PaulJohn> hi haui
[20:09] <DirtyJumbo> hey haui
[20:09] <jade> hey haui you're LATE!
[20:09] <PaulJohn> heh i was faster
[20:09] <Haui> Hey folks :)
[20:09] <Boop> hiya haui
[20:09] <Dutch_Harry> hey haui
[20:09] <Haui> Yeah fell asleep :))
[20:09] <jade> whipping time for haui
[20:09] <CoolJay> Hey Haui :)
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sophocles? haven't heard of that one. I always used final draft.
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there haui.
[20:10] <jade> LOl sleazy
[20:10] <Dutch_Harry> lol sb
[20:10] <Haui> so wazz up today?
[20:10] <slaxxx> lol
[20:10] <slaxxx> hey haui
[20:10] <jackson> this is crazy i'm so pissed 
[20:10] <jackson> Ways To Get Paid.
[20:10] <jackson> Wires: We can wire your earning straight to your bank account every 3 weeks. This will be subject to a charge of $20.00 domestic or $30.00 Foriegn incurred by your bank. Minimum payout must exceed $500.
[20:10] <jackson> E-Passport: This is a weekly payment plan subject to a $2.00 processing fee.
[20:10] <jackson> Check: The minimum check amount must equal or exceed the amount of $50.00 before a check can be issued. Only one account is allowed per company or organization. This is subject to a $3.00 processing fee.
[20:10] <jackson> Pay periods are from Monday to Sunday of each week. Payouts will be sent out on Wednesday, 3 weeks and 3 days after that pay periods end.
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I have a buddy that use to buy flats of 1000 lighters, and ebay them in groups of 5 and 10. Till the chinese came and took over the market.
[20:10] <slaxxx> (not crack, screenplays)
[20:10] <jackson> shit read the last part 
[20:10] <jackson> 4  Pay periods are from Monday to Sunday of each week. Payouts will be sent out on Wednesday, 3 weeks and 3 days after that pay periods end.
[20:11] <Haui> I stoped smoking now im addicted to trident bubble gum :)
[20:11] <jackson> 3 weeks and 3 days thats out of control 
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pay period and payout is different things, technically, lol
[20:11] <DirtyJumbo> what sponsor is that jackson?
[20:11] <CoolJay> At least your not smoking Haui..... I've set a date and I'm gonna do the same!
[20:11] <jackson> teen revenue
[20:11] <slaxxx> that's a little cheap
[20:11] <rvince> jackson, which program is that?
[20:11] <jade> that's messed up jackson
[20:11] <DirtyJumbo> i cant convert them for shit
[20:11] <jackson> your telling me and i send them a nice amount of sales every month
[20:11] <Boop> bubble gum makes the world a better place
[20:12] <jackson> one rep tells me that they can change it another tells me they can't
[20:12] <jackson> i'm fed up
[20:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> They need whiskey flavored gum, so you can fuck with cops that pull you over sober.
[20:12] <Dutch_Harry> you have a link to that program?
[20:12] <DirtyJumbo> yes harry :)
[20:12] <Boop> lol
[20:12] <jade> they weed flavored gum
[20:12] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:12] <DirtyJumbo> hmmm, weeed gum,cool
[20:12] * SleazyBear changes topic to 'Welcome too the PLR Radio bubble gum makes the world a better place'
[20:12] <Dutch_Harry> nice
[20:13] <jade> snoop dogg makes it i think
[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> open office rocks
[20:13] <Boop> lol
[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that shit is way faster than MS products.
[20:13] <slaxxx> did the feed just stop?
[20:13] <jackson> RIGHT?
[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> never tried weed, so I couldn't know if the guy was accurate, hehe
[20:13] <Dutch_Harry> i have it to since Yesterday 
[20:13] <slaxxx> nevermind
[20:13] <Dutch_Harry> openoffice
[20:13] <slaxxx> weird... i got disconnected
[20:13] <Boop> thank you! lol
[20:13] <jackson> 4 they say it's to make sure the transactions aren't fraudulant
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[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx. I blame the dominicans.
[20:14] <slaxxx> freakin dominicans
[20:14] <slaxxx> :(
[20:14] <jackson> which is bullshit doesn't a chargeback usually happen within days of the if not hours of the transaction
[20:14] <Haui> hehe
[20:14] <adulion> anyopne seen bubble cum?
[20:14] <Haui> :)
[20:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> bubble cum? maybe.
[20:14] <jade> bubble spum
[20:14] <adulion> its on braincash sites or something
[20:14] <jade> lol
[20:14] <Dutch_Harry> what do you need weed for with out the THC
[20:14] <slaxxx> to make rope
[20:14] <jackson> www.chroniccandy.com is the site
[20:15] <jackson> i think
[20:15] <DirtyJumbo> lol slaxxx
[20:15] <slaxxx> or hempseed oil :P
[20:15] <adulion> lol
[20:15] <karlm> LOL
[20:15] <Dutch_Harry> ]its like beer without alcohol
[20:15] <jackson> they have lollipops and gummi candys
[20:15] <CoolJay> lol
[20:15] <slaxxx> what else can you use weed for?  i mean really hehe
[20:15] <Haui> :)) specially Meat hehe
[20:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> weed pants.
[20:15] <adulion> i havent done class a's in years and im only 19 :p
[20:15] <Dutch_Harry> of a woman without a pussy
[20:15] <jade> yeah did you see meats weed crop?
[20:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> beer without alcohol is retarded..........unless they came up with a way to make it actually taste like beer.
[20:15] <jackson> haha magic don juan is on the site in a video 
[20:15] <jackson> check that link out
[20:15] <DirtyJumbo> lol jade, nice crop hes got
[20:15] <CoolJay> Yeah Jade he's got quite a bush growing lol
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> bishop don magic juan is a pimp.
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> literally
[20:16] <slaxxx> haha yeah this conversation went from hookers to drugs
[20:16] <Dutch_Harry> what about the BYOT programs????
[20:16] <adulion> lmao
[20:16] <jackson> LOL
[20:16] <DirtyJumbo> byot sucks :2:
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn it sleazy, dont ruin the hooker mystique for me.
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dj, yeah?
[20:16] <Haui> 4Question: What sponsor shaves to most and the least?
[20:16] <Haui> :)
[20:16] <PaulJohn> damn
[20:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[20:16] <PaulJohn> wanted to ask the same
[20:16] <jackson> good luck figuring that one out
[20:16] <PaulJohn> :)))
[20:16] <DirtyJumbo> nasty dollars shaves
[20:17] <adulion> ars
[20:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am pretty sure that smokecash and methodcash don't shave.........if they do, then they are making some fucking insane ratios.
[20:17] <jackson> www.chroniccandy.com
[20:17] <jade> oh yeah chroniccandy
[20:17] <CoolJay> 0404,00LET'S BUILD A LIST OF SPONSORS WITH EMAIL BOXES ON THERE TOURS AND ALL OF US EMAIL THEM
[20:18] <DirtyJumbo> good idea jay
[20:18] <jade> LOL that's good idea tho cooljay
[20:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that would be hella funny, mass email em, hehe
[20:18] <slaxxx> that sounds like a pain in the ass though
[20:18] <rvince> the least: Netpondcash I hope
[20:18] <DirtyJumbo> send them 50,000 mailslol
[20:18] <CoolJay> 0404,00Spam em lol
[20:18] <CoolJay> 0404,00Seriously we need to do that
[20:18] <jackson> anyone using pancho dog?
[20:19] <Dutch_Harry> Thats a good idea 
[20:19] <jackson> sent them over 10k and haven't gotten one sale
[20:19] <slaxxx> there's a gfy thread about that jackson
[20:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sounds like my pornstarbucks ratios :)
[20:19] <slaxxx> from like new years, someone said it was their worst 2005 sponsor and a few ppl posted ratios
[20:19] <jackson> really is it active now?
[20:19] <rvince> jackson, I made 1 sale with them so far (felicity fey)
[20:20] <slaxxx> i haven't seen it since right by new years
[20:20] <jade> LOL SB
[20:20] <rvince> jackson, their tours indeed.
[20:20] <slaxxx> rico posted in it
[20:20] <CoolJay> 0404,00felicity fay is a babe
[20:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I don't know if jaymancash doesn't shave, but jayman doesn't shave.
[20:20] <jackson> ok gotta check it out i talk to UNO he's a rep but all he keeps telling  me to do is send more traffic LOL and i'm obviously not going to do that if i'm not making any sales
[20:20] <DirtyJumbo> LMAO shifty
[20:20] <jackson> ANDI PINK is their top converter
[20:21] <adulion> pornstar bucks has confusing stats
[20:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I stopped with perfectgonzo for a while, because everyone was using them on tgp........but now my old galleries that sit there are making sales like hell, may have to revisit them.
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[20:22] <jackson> pancho dogs big site is Andi Pink
[20:22] <DirtyJumbo> 4whats your best sponsor guys? no bs, no ref codes...
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am well over 0:10000 on pornstarbucks. But then again, I have never been good at promoting pornstars from any program, so...
[20:22] <Dutch_Harry> Topbucks
[20:22] <PaulJohn> maxxxandmore is pretty good
[20:22] <rvince> DirtyJumbo, lb-69.com, jaymancash.com
[20:22] <Dutch_Harry> Lichtspeed cash
[20:22] <CoolJay> 0404,00traffic cash gold at the moment
[20:22] <PaulJohn> ragecash too
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> TCG is my best sponsor.
[20:22] <Quagmire> cams.com
[20:22] <adulion> vividcash is good on pornstar blogs for me
[20:23] <DirtyJumbo> for me it would be pimproll atm
[20:23] <adulion> titanbucks planet preggo on tgp
[20:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I have a vividcash account, but haven't sent much to them, are you making fake blogs pretending to be the chicks? or just fan blogs?
[20:23] <Dutch_Harry> i got only 1 sale at pimproll
[20:23] <Quagmire> is there a new radio link? i can't use the normal one. it tells me there is a problem loading 
[20:23] <Dutch_Harry> at 5000
[20:23] <Haui> BTW wheres Pattye Cake anyway havent seen her online in ages.
[20:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> CE's dvd rental program kicks ass
[20:25] <jackson> 4 What partner accounts are worth purchasing?
[20:25] <Haui> ok thx
[20:25] <rvince> jackson, richardsrealm, pichunter.
[20:25] <Dutch_Harry> TGP's are idiots 
[20:25] <DirtyJumbo> TOMMYS BOOKMARKS!!!
[20:25] <jade> oh boy here goes harry LOL 
[20:25] <jackson> i was actually looking to purchase a few but didn't know which ones to go with or who's was more worth it to purchase
[20:25] <karlm> tommys
[20:25] <DirtyJumbo> his traffic rules
[20:25] <rvince> yeah, tommys too
[20:25] <Haui> say hello to her from us!
[20:26] <adulion> i dont do any tgp or freesite submission any more
[20:26] <jackson> gonna have to check them out i had a KRAWL account i gotta see if it still works
[20:26] <adulion> i make more money of less raffic with seo and blog
[20:26] <Dutch_Harry> No i will keep it to my self but they are idiotes
[20:26] <Boop> i know alot of people don't like tgp but i still want to try my hand at it
[20:26] <Dutch_Harry> good luck Boop
[20:27] <karlm> makes me good enough money for the time i put in
[20:27] <DirtyJumbo> jackson,tommy is well worth it, you can submit up to 5 sites/galleries/day (but im sure you know that lol)
[20:27] <Boop> i'm not going to count on it to bring me big bucks, its more just to learn it and know it
[20:28] <Dutch_Harry> Those guys are plain stupid
[20:28] <adulion> i just lost feed
[20:28] <Dutch_Harry> no sound 
[20:28] <Haui> Warning porn pics on CNN webpage:    http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/01/25/panda.passion/index.html
[20:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> tgp can still make good money..........just depends on your definition of what good money is :)
[20:28] <Boop> i still have sound
[20:28] <jackson> yeah i'm shooting tommy and e-mail now gonna see if i can get one
[20:28] <Boop> i spoke to soon
[20:28] <Haui> sound gone here
[20:29] <neveremail> here too
[20:29] <CoolJay> 0404,00Gone here also
[20:29] <rvince> getting good results via tgp galleries does require many PA now
[20:29] <SleazyBear> yep its gone poof
[20:29] <SleazyBear> we are out of time
[20:29] <DirtyJumbo> damn
[20:29] <slaxxx> lol nice haui
[20:29] <Dutch_Harry> ohw thansk for the show then 
[20:29] <CoolJay> 01,00No way!
[20:29] <rvince> I have about 100 PA now... 
[20:29] <CoolJay> 1,00This show was awsome :)
[20:29] <adulion> im building niche specific fake tgp's now with my own script which hopefully will work away itself for about two months without requiring updates
[20:29] <PaulJohn> sound went off
[20:30] <PaulJohn> wtf
[20:30] <PaulJohn> is working for you guys?
[20:30] <slaxxx> thx for the show sleazy
[20:30] <Boop> thanks for the show sleazy! i took my notes lol
[20:30] <slaxxx> no we're out of time
[20:30] <SleazyBear> i guess we are out of time, i dont know
[20:30] <Haui> Yup thanks for the show SleazyBear and thanks to everybody for showing up!
[20:30] <slaxxx> oh
[20:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> adulion, what are you doing for traffic to those fake tgps?
[20:30] <Dutch_Harry> where up
[20:30] <adulion> thanks sleazy for the show
[20:30] <SleazyBear> but it just disconnected
[20:30] <DirtyJumbo> later guys,thx for the show
[20:30] <Boop> well to be honest shifty good money is 20 bucks but gives me some time lol
[20:30] <slaxxx> hmm it's back now
[20:30] <adulion> shifty: no idea yet.. just building the sites
[20:30] <CoolJay> Can you reconnect SB1,00
[20:30] <PaulJohn> good one
[20:30] <SleazyBear> now we are back
[20:30] <slaxxx> i can hear him now
[20:30] <SleazyBear> beats the hell out me
[20:31] <Dutch_Harry> i can hear you dude
[20:31] <slaxxx> hehe
[20:31] <Boop> okay sound again
[20:31] <DirtyJumbo> i dont hear shit
[20:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> boop, well you should be able to get up to 1-2k a month just in tgp.
[20:31] <slaxxx> restart it, dj
[20:31] <SleazyBear> restart
[20:31] <DirtyJumbo> k
[20:31] <CoolJay> whahoooo back on..... restart the feed :)
[20:31] <Haui> yup sound is back
[20:31] <DirtyJumbo> :)
[20:31] <Boop> see thats very good money lol
[20:31] <jackson> feed dropped for a second
[20:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 damn it sleazy, quit breaking shit :)
[20:31] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:31] <Dutch_Harry> hehe
[20:32] <Dutch_Harry> funy
[20:32] <adulion> currently... im trying to automate everything i do so i only need to update maybe once per month :p
[20:32] <jade> I cant hear anything
[20:33] <slaxxx> restart it
[20:33] <rvince> adulion, how are you getting traffic? SE only?
[20:33] <SleazyBear> refresh
[20:33] <DirtyJumbo> thats cause my wiener is in your ear jade :p
[20:33] <jade> there we go
[20:33] <slaxxx> or remove dj's penis, either/or
[20:33] <Rusrink> any1 of you guys using bo from kaktus?
[20:33] <adulion> so far se yes.. hardlink exchanges multiple servers and stuff
[20:33] <karlm> LMAO DJ
[20:33] <jade> dj wishes his penis was in my ear LOL
[20:33] <Boop> my weiner was a bad boy so he is in the bad boy room for now lol
[20:33] <karlm> lol
[20:34] <adulion> im currently writing a script that would make automated posts through cron jobs to my newly established surfer forums...
[20:34] <slaxxx> i would urinate in a girl's ear just to see what happens
[20:34] <jade> eeeeeewww slaxxx
[20:34] <slaxxx> j/k
[20:34] <slaxxx> heh
[20:34] <Boop> thats just wrong
[20:35] <karlm> lol
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> are you shitting me? npc gives out heaps of content.
[20:35] <DirtyJumbo> ask scream slaxxx,im sure he'll love it :p
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, the only thing that would happen is it would turn her on
[20:35] <slaxxx> lol
[20:36] <adulion> there are very few dogging sites around and thats why dogging converts so well
[20:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it turns them on, kind of like when you shit on their chest.
[20:36] <jackson> anyone have any fleshlight sites/pages? 
[20:36] <Boop> yup
[20:36] <Boop> girlie type person
[20:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fleshlight only pays by wire, so I didn't sign up.
[20:36] <DirtyJumbo> shifty, introduce me to the girls you hang out with, they sound like cool biatches
[20:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> DJ, will do, lol
[20:37] <jackson> they pay by check/wire/epass
[20:37] <jackson> shifty
[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> really? didn't see that on their signup page.
[20:37] <jackson> yeah epass as of recently
[20:37] <PaulJohn> do you here that bump sound too?
[20:37] <PaulJohn> do you here that bump sound too?
[20:37] <jade> yeah they do shfty I signed up thee other day
[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and they had a weird thing in their TOS, that you couldn't use their name for SEO........was weird.
[20:37] <jackson> check it out 
[20:37] <jackson> i've got a fleshlight blog up and i'm looking for some more trades
[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> may have to get a fleshlight site up then. there are some good terms for them
[20:38] <jackson> www.thefleshlight.com is mine 
[20:38] <PaulJohn> i haven't made a fleshlight sale yet, however i got their stuff on many of my blogs/sites
[20:38] <DirtyJumbo> do fleshlights really sell? or is it slaxxx byuing their entire inventory?
[20:38] <jackson> the fleshlight sales http://teenpiccentral.com/fleshlight-stats.jpg
[20:38] <Boop> i want one just for the hell of having one
[20:38] <slaxxx> hahah
[20:38] <jackson> i got a decline today sorta sucks
[20:38] <Quagmire> in my account it says they pay by check
[20:38] <CoolJay> Damn good domain Jackson
[20:38] <Dutch_Harry> what about pornstore programs are they any good ?
[20:38] <DirtyJumbo> nice catch jackson
[20:39] <jade> i want one of fleshlights my limpys
[20:39] <jackson> yeah it was a lucky grab
[20:39] <jade> mr limpys
[20:39] <DirtyJumbo> jade, my mrlimpy belongs to you :)
[20:39] <jackson> i've owned the domain for a year or two now just put up a blog a month or so ago
[20:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> looks good. If I get one up, I will hit you up for a trade. You may want to read their TOS, because I dont think they allow you to use their name in a url.
[20:39] <Dutch_Harry> Ugly sells :D
[20:39] <PaulJohn> lol
[20:39] <jackson> dan is cool with it i've talked to him about it
[20:39] <adulion> lmfao
[20:39] <jade> what sex toy sponsor sleazy?
[20:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, cool deal :)
[20:40] <jackson> as long as i promote the fleshlight exclusively
[20:40] <PaulJohn> jackson - set up permalinks on your blog :)
[20:40] <neveremail> I'm off ice skating so I'll catch you guys later - thanks for the show sleazy, might give it another listen tomoz if P&J uploads it.
[20:40] <DirtyJumbo> im gonna register bbbbbbbbbbbbbw.com :)
[20:40] <jade> bye neveramil
[20:40] <rvince> SleazyBear, that niche is actually called ssbbw (super-sized bbw)
[20:40] <Boop> have fun neveremail
[20:40] <jackson> are they a pain to setup i was going to do it but wasn't sure how to go about it
[20:41] <jackson> do you have to do it per post?
[20:41] <jackson> or is it just a setting that i can turn on and it will grab the keywords or do i have to specify them for each post?
[20:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> jackson, there is a setup that gives you the .htaccess within the wp admin
[20:41] <slaxxx> 4is it wishing.com maybe?
[20:41] <PaulJohn> you need to set it up in your wordpress panel, then only one htaccess update
[20:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> anyone doing anything with selling dvd's?
[20:41] <adulion> you need a writable directory i think with wp
[20:41] <jackson> nicee gonna check it out now 
[20:41] <jade> send me PM with it sleazy
[20:41] <slaxxx> i have some brscash sites
[20:42] <slaxxx> but they're mediocre lately
[20:42] <DirtyJumbo> shifty, pornostatic does quite well for me
[20:42] <SleazyBear> http://www.safesexmall.com
[20:42] <jade> ok thanks
[20:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx and DJ, do they let you link to individual dvd's?
[20:42] <DirtyJumbo> yes
[20:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool.
[20:42] <DirtyJumbo> idunno how though lol
[20:42] <slaxxx> you can make a private label store
[20:42] <slaxxx> and link to whatever you want
[20:43] <slaxxx> or just link to bedroomsports like this:
[20:43] <jackson> a buddy of  mine is working on getting the affiliate program for www.dvdwishes.com up 
[20:43] <slaxxx> http://www.bedroomsports.com/default.aspx?PageID=531&CategoryID=313&ProductID=2852
[20:43] <jackson> their site is awesome 
[20:43] <slaxxx> and you can set discount rates and stuff
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ah, pretty sweet.
[20:43] <SleazyBear> http://www.safesexmall.com/cgi-bin/af/data/clickthru.cgi?id=narfel
[20:43] <slaxxx> well add in a ref id heh
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool jackson, will check that too, thx
[20:43] <slaxxx> i was too lazy to fix that
[20:44] <jade> ok cool thanks . doing sextoy blog ;o))
[20:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, hehe
[20:44] <slaxxx> this is my brscash one though http://www.brscash.com/default.aspx?RefID=7A0472Q927 :)
[20:44] <DirtyJumbo> this room is full of spammers! lol
[20:44] <adulion> anyone using shop sponsor thing? for sex toy?
[20:44] <adulion> brscash.com ???
[20:44] <adulion> is that the best one?
[20:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool deal.
[20:45] <slaxxx> i've never really found one that is that good, but i've made sales w them...mediocre ratios lately though
[20:45] <slaxxx> monthly payout
[20:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I need companies to send me their fake pussies for my fake pussy review blog. Anyone know anyone? lol
[20:45] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[20:45] <adulion> lol
[20:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hear the dvd market is rough
[20:45] <Boop> lol
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> but can just slap it up, and hope for the best, hehe
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[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> you guys highly offended dutch hary
[20:46] <CoolJay> lol
[20:46] <DirtyJumbo> we lost our dutch pimplol
[20:47] <adulion> i was watching porn earlier on and the cheesy porn music was provided by a live band in the background.. first time i have ever seen that :p
[20:48] <Quagmire> wear it as a hat
[20:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want a fake heather hunter pussy, but they don't sell em anymore. Bitches.
[20:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> SLeazy, gold plate it, and use it as a hood ornament!
[20:48] <Quagmire> what was the topic?
[20:48] <Quagmire> i missed the show
[20:48] <slaxxx> we had a topic?
[20:48] <slaxxx> :)
[20:48] <DirtyJumbo> good question quagmire :p
[20:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, don't be silly, of course not ;)
[20:49] <jade> topic was little bit 
[20:49] <SleazyBear>  bubble gum makes the world a better place
[20:49] <Boop> lol
[20:49] <adulion> lmfao
[20:49] <Boop> i'm a mission whore i can't stop myself
[20:49] <Quagmire> porno makes baby jesus cry
[20:49] <adulion> it was for blog entries :p
[20:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> baby jesus makes porn cry :(
[20:50] <Quagmire> adulion, how much time each day do you spend on your blogs?
[20:50] <CoolJay> Baby jesus is dead so who cares :P
[20:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cooljay, when jesus returns from his space ship..........you will be sorry for making that comment.
[20:50] <adulion> one day a month quagmire
[20:50] <Quagmire> lies
[20:50] <CoolJay> maybe........... :P
[20:50] <adulion> i make about 3 sales from each :P
[20:50] <adulion> a month
[20:50] <DirtyJumbo> im the son of jezus and my mission is to provide the world with paid porn :p
[20:51] <CoolJay> At least its warm downstairs lol
[20:51] <slaxxx> lol
[20:51] <jade> sex toys rock lol
[20:51] <adulion> im always trying new ideas with automation
[20:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> adulion, you make 3 sales a month from each.............what are you doing for traffic?
[20:51] <Boop> wouldn't you stand to make more money if you did it once a week then
[20:51] <Quagmire> i thought you said bong there for a second
[20:51] <adulion> its akll hard links
[20:51] <PaulJohn> jackson i see you are doing an adwords campaign for fleshlight...
[20:52] <adulion> i dont do much blogging
[20:52] <jade> asll I do is blogging
[20:52] <Boop> blogs is one of the things i'm looking forawrd to strating up
[20:52] <jade> but I liketo write
[20:52] <jackson> nah i haven't started up an adwords campaign for fleshlight why you see a link for my site in an adwords ad?
[20:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pauljohn, you are like batman n shit.
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[20:52] <jade> blogs are awesome
[20:52] <rvince> SleazyBear, try to get shemp?
[20:53] <DirtyJumbo> i havent updated my blogs since september andeach month they make more sales, maybe i should set up a whole network of blogs and rake in the sales :P
[20:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fuck tgp, get some link list people talking about the current state of the market.
[20:53] <CoolJay> 04IS HAMMER COMING ON THE SHOW SOON?
[20:53] <Boop> i have had a few personal blogs
[20:53] <Quagmire> you don't want Shemp. he runs a TGP
[20:53] <Quagmire> and TGP is evil
[20:53] <adulion> as i said ealier... im moving to automation more and more
[20:53] <PaulJohn> jackson : http://www.google.com/search?q=fleshlight
[20:53] <jade> LOL quagmire
[20:53] <Boop> thank you sleazy!
[20:53] <PaulJohn> the second says Fleshlight.com Free Video
[20:53] <PaulJohn> www.theFleshlight.com      No Girlfriend? Try a Fleshlight It feels better than the real thing
[20:53] <slaxxx> pauljohn, that goes to ifleshlight.com though
[20:53] <PaulJohn> aha ok
[20:53] <PaulJohn> i know shit about adwords :))
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[20:54] <jackson> holy shit
[20:54] <DirtyJumbo> i love adwords ;)
[20:54] <jackson> that so weird
[20:54] <jackson> thats 
[20:54] <slaxxx> it's just so that there aren't two ads which say 'fleshlight.com'
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want to make a fleshlight banner that has a woman with a fleshlight stuck in her vagina........and says......sometimes it's better than the real thing ;)
[20:54] <Haui> Cool show thx Sleazy see ya all on the board!     Be there !! :))
[20:54] <PaulJohn> however i'm going to dig in
[20:54] <jade> adwords rocks
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[20:54] <slaxxx> lol
[20:54] <jade> see ya 
[20:54] <CoolJay> 04Cool Show SB!!!!!
[20:54] <CoolJay> 04Thanks
[20:54] <PaulJohn> yeah aggree
[20:54] <jackson> i wonder who did that...
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> thx sleazy
[20:54] <DirtyJumbo> see ya pimps
[20:54] <Haui> Later folks :))
[20:54] <seven> see yaa
[20:54] <slaxxx> tx sleazy
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[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> see everyone later.
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[20:55] <CoolJay> 04Bye haui
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn, people are always in a hurry to leave the chat, lol
[20:55] <PaulJohn> lolz
[20:55] <jackson> moron is promoting my domain is his ad
[20:55] <jackson> http://www.ifleshlight.com/go/ thats what the ad links to
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> jackson, tell google :)
[20:55] <PaulJohn> is that bad or good?
[20:55] <CoolJay> 04I can't leave my mouse is broken
[20:55] <PaulJohn> :)
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> or keep the traffic, lol
[20:55] <adulion> everyone hit me up for hard link trades
[20:55] <jackson> what do you guys think i should do lol 
[20:55] <adulion> i need teen fake tgp trades
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fuck it. Free branding :)
[20:55] <jackson> thats what i'm saying
[20:56] <slaxxx> i don't see it as making a big difference
[20:56] <CoolJay> 04Hit me up adulion :)
[20:56] <jackson> it's not really hurting me or my site 
[20:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> plus you may get some type ins from people that don't like advertising links
[20:56] <PaulJohn> yeah maybe somebody will type in the url ;)
[20:56] <PaulJohn> hm ok you wrote the same lol
[20:56] <SleazyBear> CoolJay clean ur mouse balls
[20:56] <PaulJohn> see ya guys, going to watch atlantis.. bye
[20:57] <Boop> okay ummm can i ask what is a fake tgp, i keep meaning to look it up and i keep forgetting
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