
Session Start: Wed Apr 12 17:56:27 2006
Session Ident: #plrlive
[17:56] * Now talking in #plrlive
[17:56] * Topic is 'Welcome too the PLR Radio'
[17:56] * Set by SleazyBear on Wed Mar 01 19:52:15
[17:56] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! 
[17:56] <PaulJohn> hi
[17:56] <erots> hi :)
[17:56] <SleazyBear> hey PaulJohn
[17:56] <CoolJay> Hey Paul&John
[17:56] <SleazyBear> um erots i would prefer if you didnt this week
[17:57] <erots> SleazyBear: not this, sure
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[17:57] <SleazyBear> next week fine, because of the link dump submitter promotion from aquasubmitter
[17:57] <Boop> hi hi everyone
[17:57] <PaulJohn> SB send me a message if you're about to start the show
[17:57] <seven> hi boop
[17:57] <CoolJay> Hey Boop 
[17:57] <erots> yeah I know.. it would be really awful if i did that
[17:59] <SleazyBear>  http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
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[18:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey all
[18:01] <erots> hey
[18:02] <Boop> hey shifty
[18:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no audio yet, right?
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[18:02] <erots> just silence
[18:02] <Boop> not on my end
[18:02] * smutrang is now known as smutranger
[18:02] <smutranger> howdy all
[18:02] <Boop> hiya smutranger
[18:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> k, just wanted to make sure my comp isn't jacked up :)
[18:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there smutranger.
[18:03] <erots> this doesn't mean it isn't :)
[18:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> true, lol
[18:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Who is bloggin'?
[18:05] <PaulJohn> you mean making blogs?
[18:05] <PaulJohn>  :)
[18:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yes.
[18:05] <PaulJohn> i'm
[18:05] <PaulJohn> link trades?
[18:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> how is it working out for you?
[18:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Soon, soon :)
[18:05] <PaulJohn> dapornblog.com/directory - submit your blogs here
[18:05] <Boop> i heart blogs
[18:05] <PaulJohn> nah not so well as it was before
[18:05] <erots> PaulJohn: will do :)
[18:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm about to start doing tons of blogs shortly.
[18:05] <PaulJohn> only a few sales sometimes
[18:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh yeah? that sucks.
[18:06] <PaulJohn> yeah a half year before it was better
[18:06] <PaulJohn> plus i'm lazier now :)
[18:06] <smutranger> I have a lot of blog stuff.  
[18:06] <smutranger> http://www.feedmeporno.com is my rss blog aggregator
[18:06] <Boop> i was just about to start designing the layout for my 3rd blog
[18:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Seems like it is working well for everyone.........even LB started doing some, lol. I gotta get in on the action.
[18:06] <smutranger> Actually anyone have any BBW blogs, I'm looking to trade
[18:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> boop, cool. I still can't figure out how to edit those things :)
[18:07] <PaulJohn> smutranger - what script are you using for that aggregator?
[18:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> PJ, yeah, when you get lazy it affects sales, lol
[18:07] <Boop> lol its a pain in the ass
[18:07] <PaulJohn> i've a fat-fuck-bbw.com if thats ok
[18:07] <PaulJohn> pr3 or so
[18:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> what is an aggregator? sorry....not up on blogs that much :)
[18:07] <Boop> but really if you just build off of a theme its alot ess work and makes life easy
[18:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop, it looked like it from what I was trying to edit, lol.
[18:08] <seven> shifty.. aggregator is a modern refrigerator for beer :))
[18:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sounds hot.
[18:08] <smutranger> heh
[18:08] <smutranger> Most blogs publish a xml rss feed
[18:08] <smutranger> The aggregator checks the blogs that sign up 
[18:09] <smutranger> and adds any new posts they made to the page
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, I just read your page, hehe. I got it. :)
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Knew what it was, just didn't know the name :)
[18:09] <smutranger> so the more you blog the more it shows up.  Sorta like a TGP except you don't have to submit manually after each post
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It is pretty much like a search engine, but for new blog posts...
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Cool.
[18:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Oh, so it automatically pulls it? you don't have to tell your site that there is a new post?
[18:11] <smutranger> yup
[18:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> was the np show cancelled and I missed it? 
[18:11] <smutranger> every hour
[18:11] <smutranger> I have a cron job that runs on my server
[18:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> SR, cool deal.
[18:11] <smutranger> and checks the rss feeds of the sites that have signed up
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[18:12] <Boop> learning about rss feeds is on my list to do today
[18:12] <Boop> i haven't set any up yet
[18:12] <Boop> hiya lb
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[18:12] <smutranger> You can do a lot with rss feeds
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Hey there LB.
[18:12] <_LB_> i have no sound. is it up yet ?
[18:12] <PaulJohn> nope
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nope
[18:12] <SleazyBear> yeah
[18:12] <PaulJohn> heh
[18:12] <PaulJohn> lol
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[18:12] <_LB_> um ... ok.  so yeah or no ?  ;)
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> don't listen to sleazy, he is trying to trick you.
[18:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no.
[18:13] <_LB_> yeah didn't think sound was up. 
[18:13] <PaulJohn> no sound here
[18:13] * theshiftyeyedbastard was kicked by SleazyBear (dont fool with LB)
[18:13] <Boop> none here
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[18:13] <_LB_> HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!
[18:13] <Boop> hiya krusty
[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cock
[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> :)
[18:13] <erots> PaulJohn: just a notice, your dapornblog.com/directory's upper links are very very small when looking with Firefox
[18:13] <SleazyBear> oh shit i been talking for 15 minutes
[18:13] <erots> LOL
[18:13] <Boop> lol there is no sound
[18:13] <_LB_> that orta teach you. dont fool with me ;)
[18:13] <PaulJohn> going to check it erots
[18:13] <CoolJay> lol
[18:13] <_LB_> but still seriously there is no sound here 
[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> All I did was tell you the truth.
[18:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> SB is a pinko! ;)
[18:14] <SleazyBear> well i thought you was lieing
[18:14] <SleazyBear> there is sound now
[18:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no sound here either, hehe
[18:14] <SleazyBear> ok show restart
[18:14] <PaulJohn> hm for me looks the same as in other browsers
[18:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I still have nada
[18:14] <Boop> none
[18:14] <CoolJay> Still no sound for me
[18:14] <erots> then it is my setting again.. never mind :)
[18:14] <_LB_> This is a strange day for me. I am particularly sharp today.  being 2am and all
[18:14] <PaulJohn> same nothing here :)
[18:14] <SleazyBear> it was my fault
[18:15] <_LB_> means you have to start the show again SB ! 
[18:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am eagerly anticipating the blast of sound that is going to make my ears bleed. It just wouldn't be wednesday without it ;)
[18:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, sound is on
[18:15] <JustKrusty> hey yall
[18:15] <Boop> okay i hear you now
[18:15] <PaulJohn> ok
[18:15] <CoolJay> got sound :)
[18:15] * SleazyBear kicks theshiftyeyedbastard sorry my fault
[18:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe :)
[18:15] <PaulJohn> recording it hehe
[18:15] <JustKrusty> TEST
[18:15] <JustKrusty> hey SB
[18:15] <_LB_> An imortal moment.  SB kicking shifty. I will hold that moment close for many years to come. 
[18:15] <erots> PaulJohn: but when you make your text bigger with ctrl++ and smaller, with ctrl+- does it fuck up?
[18:16] <erots> PaulJohn: maybe i just have larger/smaller font or something
[18:16] <_LB_> it will keep me warm in 90 degree days, and cold in the winters ... 
[18:16] <erots> lol
[18:16] <PaulJohn> fucking loud
[18:16] <_LB_> Ah comeon nothing like bleeding eardrums.  
[18:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:16] <_LB_> sounds like krusty on icecream with icemagic
[18:16] * JustKrusty is now known as McKrusty
[18:17] <CoolJay> I really shouldn't of had it so loud with my office window open
[18:17] <McKrusty> shut up LB!
[18:17] <McKrusty> i feel like ice cream :(
[18:17] <McKrusty> damn Harry Potter
[18:17] <Boop> lol same here cooljay
[18:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I bet you guys didn't know that I just turned 18 this past monday :)
[18:17] <ScreaM> I've put ice-cream all over my chest. Want to lick it Krusty? ;)
[18:17] <Boop> okay minus the office part
[18:17] <McKrusty> no scream
[18:18] <McKrusty> i'm into HYGEINIC ice cream eating
[18:18] <ScreaM> ok :(
[18:18] <Boop> i didn't even see you come in scream hi hi
[18:18] <McKrusty> fuck man.. couldn't hear you
[18:18] <ScreaM> hi boop
[18:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Scream is like a ninja. A 4ft8 Indian ninja.
[18:18] <Boop> lol
[18:18] <ScreaM> shifty is a hobo fucker :D
[18:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I douse the hobos in gasoline first though, to clean them.
[18:19] <ScreaM> cool
[18:19] <ScreaM> "ignite the passion" LOL
[18:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> passion of love
[18:19] <Boop> which i plan on winning!
[18:19] <_LB_> So whats the show on SB ?  I am ready .... sharp ..... alert ..... and ready for info.  ;)
[18:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want it
[18:19] <Boop> i could!
[18:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> My other 2 are useless now, lol.
[18:20] <Boop> *beats shifty back*
[18:20] <_LB_> I am super poor and need a free aquasubmitter. 
[18:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, you can only buy so many couch sets before your income level drops.
[18:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop, k, you can have it :)
[18:20] <Boop> wohoo!
[18:20] <Boop> lol
[18:20] <ScreaM> you're super poor? did Krusty leave you LB?
[18:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Under the power invested in me.........give boop the aquasubmitter.
[18:21] <Boop> lol
[18:21] <_LB_> i know shifty. its bad.  42 couch sets and she still isn't satisfied. 
[18:21] <SleazyBear> you all want to give boop the aqua submitter
[18:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd make her an offer. If she gets rid of the junker in the garage, you will get her one more ;)
[18:21] <SleazyBear> everyone in favor say I
[18:21] <McKrusty> sorry scream - i'm still with LB .. eating ice cream (i fuckin wish)
[18:21] <Boop> yes
[18:21] <Boop> i
[18:21] <ScreaM> no no give it to LB
[18:21] <McKrusty> hahaha shifty.. silly focker
[18:22] <Boop> lol
[18:22] <ScreaM> if you dont give it to LB i'll kill my goldfish
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[18:22] <_LB_> uh ok. did I mention I have a cold ... herpes .... crabs ..... verbal siphilius ... and ... um .... decay of the tonsils ?
[18:22] <Boop> ack, not the goldfish
[18:22] <_LB_> Save the goldfish !!!!
[18:22] <adulion> hey people
[18:22] <Boop> lol
[18:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Give it to boop. but only if she does an orgasm on air.
[18:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ;)
[18:23] <Boop> lol
[18:23] <erots> I
[18:23] <SleazyBear> how do you get virbal siphilis
[18:23] <Boop> i usually charge for that
[18:23] <_LB_> I dont know SB.  I dont know. 
[18:23] <SleazyBear> ok boop send me your #
[18:24] <McKrusty> LB makes his OWN viruses SB :P
[18:24] <erots> it comes from giving blowjobs, yup
[18:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got herpes simplex 4. It's the newest one.
[18:25] <erots> poor Boop
[18:25] <Boop> lol i know
[18:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol.........LB did that to me and put me on the show! I am just passing the tradition, lol
[18:25] <McKrusty> shifty.. did you create that new strand?
[18:25] <CoolJay> brb
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[18:26] <_LB_> Shifty you loved it. comeon.  I have been on twice so its just fair that you are on 5 times !
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, I mixed together a filipino whore, a bangkok whore, and 2 tijuana whores, to create a super strain.
[18:26] * McKrusty is now known as Krusty
[18:26] <Krusty> there! HAHA
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, it's true, lol.
[18:26] <Krusty> on ya boop!
[18:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh shit, is she actually coming on? ;)
[18:26] <Krusty> shifty, you should be made of a penicillin injection.. and we'll occasionally drip Shifty bits into it
[18:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop ya rock, good sport :)
[18:27] <Krusty> LB's ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW!
[18:27] <Krusty> HAHAHA :P:P:P
[18:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, I am alergic to penicillin....it'd kill me, heh
[18:27] <Krusty> i'm allergic to filipino whores
[18:27] <_LB_> MY EARS !!!!
[18:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop sounds 14, lol. I'm not sure this is legal!
[18:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, poor, poor, you :(
[18:28] <Krusty> .......................... boop are you... old enough? lol
[18:28] <_LB_> its because your ears are bleeding sb.  thats why you cant hear
[18:28] <Krusty> HAHAHA
[18:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> SB is confused, lol
[18:29] <_LB_> Damn you almost need a model release for Boop's voice. 
[18:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's true, lol, and a 2257
[18:29] <Krusty> parental permission i think you mean LB
[18:29] <Krusty> HAHA
[18:29] <ScreaM> damn, stop picking on the poor girl
[18:29] <ScreaM> you meanies
[18:29] <Krusty> LMAO SB
[18:29] <Krusty> 12?
[18:29] <_LB_> HAHAHA !!! Damn I hope not. poor guy if she does
[18:29] <Krusty> filipino boyfriend
[18:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 as a newbie, and member of the wicked cool alpha platoon, what does your daily webmastering schedule look like?
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[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> she hasn't figured out it is impossible to read the room and chat on the phone at the same time, lol.
[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Hey there cactus.
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[18:30] <Cactus> hiya shifty
[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I was going to say!
[18:30] <Cactus> who is on the show with the sweet giggle? :)
[18:30] <Krusty> it's BOOP!
[18:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 aqua submitter is your PAY ;)
[18:31] <SleazyBear> BOOP
[18:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> so you are chargint, lol.
[18:31] <Krusty> shoop
[18:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> shoopie woop.
[18:31] <Krusty> shoopee woopee woopee woop
[18:31] <_LB_> Cool blogs!  How are blogs going for you ?
[18:32] <Krusty> color it in LB
[18:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, sell out! hehe
[18:32] <Krusty> blobs
[18:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 boop, did you just say you were anal?
[18:32] <Krusty> NO she said she likes it HAHA
[18:32] * SleazyBear sets mode: +o Boop
[18:33] <Krusty> ahh crap.. now she has admin to boot us
[18:33] <Krusty> lmao
[18:33] <_LB_> Only booting you.  ;)
[18:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[18:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> We are going to have a laugh track now, lol
[18:33] <Krusty> no.. only booting shifty
[18:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> once is enough! ;)
[18:34] <Krusty> she's like a ringtone :)
[18:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 booting me won't change the anal issue!
[18:34] <erots> lol
[18:34] <Krusty> lol
[18:34] <adulion> no offense but the giggling is annoying
[18:35] <Krusty> have you tried it?
[18:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 exit only?
[18:35] <_LB_> Goddamn ... this laughter is bloody infectious
[18:35] <CoolJay> isn't it just
[18:35] <Krusty> yeah LB's giggling up the hallway lol
[18:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 have you found it difficult to trade npc checks for the local beaver pelt currency, or......?
[18:35] <_LB_> Nah the giggling is damn funny. I cant help myself. 
[18:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB is gigglin' lol
[18:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> This is too funny :)
[18:36] <Krusty> snort
[18:36] <Krusty> .. lb
[18:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> holy shit, she just said........abooot
[18:37] <Krusty> HAHA
[18:37] <Boop> don't make me kick you
[18:37] <_LB_> NO SALES ??!!!   While it took me 6 months to make my first ... thesedays you should make it really quick !  :(
[18:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 if you don't want to do an orgasm for aquasubmitter, you can just sing "tie me kangaroo down sport"
[18:37] <Krusty> lmao shifty.. where's Carrie
[18:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop, yeah, you need to hit one of us up on ICQ if you aren't getting sales yet.
[18:38] <erots> _LB_: it took 2-3 months for me
[18:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, I pm'd her.
[18:38] <Krusty> you got that damn song in her head for 3 weeks!
[18:38] <Krusty> .. yeah so did i HAHA
[18:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It took me like a week, I think, but I started with TGP.
[18:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> That shit was the bomb when sleazy actually played it on the air! lol
[18:38] <erots> _LB_: although i earn $1 a day with adbrite for long time now
[18:39] <erots> theshiftyeyedbastard: you had paid PA's too?
[18:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Copying is the highest form of flattery :)
[18:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> erots........I still don't have PA's, to any high degree.
[18:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got lucky with that sale, though, it took a few weeks/months before sales got regular :)
[18:40] <erots> even not free ones?
[18:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got a few free ones. TGP is only a part of my overall schedule though, so I only pick up a few free ones whwnever I get a chance.
[18:41] <_LB_> I swear that I hate porn too, but learn to promote without using content and you will be really happy !!!!
[18:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fuck you guys. I love porn, lol.
[18:42] <_LB_> Damn ... thats just like me. I hate porn ... its boring as hell ... just there is money in it. 
[18:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 yes scat is gross..........not sexy like ATM.
[18:43] <ScreaM> i hate porn too
[18:43] <ScreaM> i like your laugh boop
[18:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, that is because your penis is so small porn just frustrates you because you are unable to masturbate.
[18:43] <ScreaM> very cute
[18:43] <erots> i actually like weird fetishes, it is very amusing to write sales text for them
[18:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Hard to wrap your hand around a mushroom.
[18:44] <Krusty> strictly what?
[18:44] <Boop> dickly
[18:44] <Krusty> teehee
[18:45] <Krusty> SB - put on more weight and you'll have boobs :P
[18:45] <Krusty> .. or.. implants
[18:45] <ScreaM> shifty has sexy boobs
[18:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am proud of my man breasts.
[18:45] <Krusty> ANYONE can have boobs - and with strapons - anyone can have a "dickly" lmao
[18:45] <Krusty> saw a guy in the gym yesterday who had bigger boobs than me :( .. and his were .. muscle
[18:45] <ScreaM> keep laughing
[18:45] <ScreaM> oh that was me krusty :P
[18:46] <Krusty> ............................... no scream
[18:46] <ScreaM> boop do you have a BF?
[18:46] <Krusty> bloody Canuk
[18:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I just started lifting weights again yesterday. Soon I will be a misshapen powerhouse.
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[18:46] <ScreaM> i will sqeeze your manboobs shifty
[18:46] <ScreaM> till you cry
[18:47] <_LB_> finally carrie !
[18:47] <ScreaM> hey carrie
[18:47] <Krusty> fuck girl took you long enough :P
[18:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and that is why I like to hear carrie singing "tie me kangaroo down sport"
[18:47] <Krusty> hey carrie
[18:47] <Carrie> Boop has a cute giggle :)
[18:47] <Krusty> i'm in total agreement shifty
[18:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, you couldn't make me cry.
[18:47] <Krusty> yep :)
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[18:47] <rvince> 'evening
[18:47] <Carrie> Hi everyone!
[18:47] <Krusty> she said OAT
[18:47] * Carrie has a nice firm butt squeeze for everyone
[18:48] <rvince> who's talking?
[18:48] <Carrie> Boop
[18:48] * Krusty thanks Carrie
[18:48] <ScreaM> boop, im coming to canada
[18:48] <Carrie> my pleasure, Krusty :P
[18:48] <ScreaM> i just started listening btw
[18:48] <Carrie> What? My head is full of rocks? lol
[18:48] <_LB_> Well there you go carrie.  Boop thinks you rock !!  
[18:49] <ScreaM> shifty, i'll put curry powder in your eyes
[18:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Scream. I will tie you kangaroo down.
[18:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sport.
[18:49] <Krusty> yay Carrie LOL
[18:49] <ScreaM> yeah. cool.
[18:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> (sorry, trying to get that stuck in carries head for a few days)
[18:49] <Krusty> you could sell lemonade for $1 a day ;)
[18:49] <Carrie> she was just mis-speaking... it's rocks in the head ;)
[18:49] <Krusty> tie me kangaroo down sport, 
[18:50] <Krusty> tie me kangaroo down
[18:50] <Carrie> Shifty you're lucky you're on the other side of the country
[18:50] <ScreaM> how do you play "tie me kangaroo down" ???
[18:50] <Carrie> and YOU, woman.... *glares at Krusty*
[18:50] * Carrie sighs
[18:50] * rvince is still wondering who the chick on the phone is... :-/
[18:50] <Carrie> it's already repeating on my mental radio
[18:50] <Carrie> it's Boop
[18:50] <Boop> it's me
[18:50] <ScreaM> rvince, her handli s "boop"
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fine I won't mention the kangaroo.
[18:51] <ScreaM> handle
[18:51] <Carrie> Doesn't she sound cool? :)
[18:51] <Krusty> hey netpondblogs are back up
[18:51] <rvince> thanks :-)
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> keep me cockatoo cool, curl.
[18:51] <ScreaM> i'm falling in love with you boop
[18:51] <ScreaM> marryyyyyy me
[18:51] <CoolJay> Scream you fall in love with every woman lol
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> watch me wallabies feed, mate.
[18:52] <_LB_> yeah those crazy people !  damn !  ;)
[18:52] <Krusty> what those shifty eyes bleed, mate
[18:52] <Carrie> I was actually thinking of doing podcasts of reading sex stories, Krusty and Boop could do 'em too
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream needs an arranged marriage.
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, so hot, so hot.
[18:52] <ScreaM> i'll mary your suister shifty
[18:52] <_LB_> the no stalking rule.  hmm..  Shifty you are toast !
[18:52] <Krusty> lol good idea carrie :)
[18:53] <_LB_> Stop writing me love letters.
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Scream, better hurry, I only got one not married.
[18:53] <Krusty> LB and Shifty sitting in a tree
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Canada has presidents? I thought they had a tribal council or something.
[18:53] <ScreaM> lmao
[18:53] <Carrie> Yeppers Boop, don't do it... it's more permanent than forever, lol
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, is that what you think about when masturbating? lol
[18:53] <Krusty> i thought they had Mounties
[18:53] <_LB_> Shifty if you sing under my balcony once more .. i swear I am gonna throw 4 day old carrot cake at you.  
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB. I am screwed with that no stalking rule!
[18:54] <Carrie> Ooh turn on the cam!
[18:54] <Krusty> thank god it's not Celery SHIFTY!!! celery stalks'd hurt
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I thought we had something.......special.
[18:54] <Krusty> you do.
[18:54] <Krusty> it's called a lawsuit
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> SB is all powerful.
[18:54] <Carrie> then we'd just get dual sound- mic and phone
[18:54] <Krusty> duet
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> kangaroo lawyers can only be counteracted by jalapeno ones.
[18:55] <Krusty> TACOS
[18:55] <_LB_> You can shove your banjo up your danish and just hop back on your scooter and scoot off ....
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sorry, tacos, lol.
[18:55] <Krusty> i'm having mexican for dinner tomorrow night.. DROOL - all over my new comp ;)
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scoot, scoot, scoot.
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> a mexican?
[18:55] <Carrie> LB's suffering sleep deprivation or sumfin
[18:55] <Krusty> sorry shifty .. meant mexicanS
[18:55] <_LB_> Wont they be kicked out of the US soon ... the tacos ... I mean mexicans ?  
[18:55] <Krusty> no carrie 
[18:56] <Krusty> HARRY POTTER syndrome :P
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, will never happen.
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> though they are trying, hehe.
[18:56] <_LB_> No Tacobell ?
[18:56] <Krusty> mmmmm cheese and guacamole
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It would crumble the economy
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, how is the mexican food over there?
[18:56] <Krusty> meh
[18:57] <_LB_> the mexican food is absolutely horrible compared to what you guys have. 
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If you ever make it to Cali, hit me up, I got like 50 favorite mexican joints, lol.
[18:57] <Krusty> yeah.. and 1/1000.7 of the size
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn, that sucks :(
[18:57] <Carrie> yeah god knows Yahoo wouldn't have helped you... unless form letters made you feel better
[18:57] <Krusty> we'll hit them ALL
[18:57] <ScreaM> this is the 2nd time the feed cut me off :mad:
[18:57] <ScreaM> again
[18:57] <Carrie> and then the chinese joints :)
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, there is so much competition here, you can get like a 1lb burrito for around 5 bucks.
[18:58] <Krusty> mmmm Yum Cha "aka lunchtime sample yummies"
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, you need new internet connections.
[18:58] <ScreaM> FUCK, this keeps happeneing
[18:58] <Krusty> dial-up sucks huh scream?
[18:58] <ScreaM> i'm on a 256 k connection
[18:58] <Carrie> Scream scoot back from the computer. You're overheating the connection!
[18:58] <ScreaM> that ought to be enough
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> need a new internet connections, damn, I can't write, lol
[18:58] <_LB_> *Nugget alert*
[18:59] <ScreaM> scoot?
[18:59] <Krusty> oops.. thought i read another N word there LB tsk tsk
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> she said abooot again. that is hot.
[18:59] <seven> You can cut down the time to 2 minutes 
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, lol. afte I reread it, you made me see that too.
[19:00] <Krusty> HAHA
[19:00] <Krusty> dirty eyes shifty
[19:00] <Krusty> you're turning into jumbo dirtyeyedbastard
[19:00] <Carrie> Boop do you have roboform?
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> link dumps are a pain in my ass.
[19:00] <Krusty> take a laxative
[19:01] <ScreaM> 04boop, do you use chameleon or any such auto-submit tool?
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:01] <Boop> nope not yet
[19:01] <ScreaM> so you prefer manual submissions?
[19:01] <ScreaM> how long does it take you and how many tgps do you submit to?
[19:02] <ScreaM> do they all list you?
[19:02] <Krusty> BOOP - you now have Aqua Submitter :)
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Boop, is there anything that we are missing in Alpha platoon that you would like to see added?
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> manual submissions are for squares.......for tgp anyway.
[19:02] <Krusty> more chicks (personally) lol
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[19:02] <mojoman> evening all
[19:02] <mojoman> wow - LOTS of ppl!
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> more nude chicks krusty.
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there mojoman.
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> manual submissions, that is why your sales haven't come yet :)
[19:03] <mojoman> ?
[19:03] <mojoman> talking to me shifty?
[19:03] <ScreaM> manual submissions are better
[19:03] <Carrie> hey mojo
[19:03] <ScreaM> i love manual submissions
[19:04] <ScreaM> i HATE chameleon with a passion
[19:04] <mojoman> hi scream,carrie,shifty btw :)
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream............did someone tell you that? or did you do a submission once in your life? hehe ;)
[19:04] <mojoman> i've been doing some website design research on local companies
[19:04] <ScreaM> so $149 gone down the drain
[19:04] <mojoman> calling up comps that offer design services
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Scream, give it to me
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mine just ran out.
[19:04] <ScreaM> sure, you can have it
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> word.
[19:04] <ScreaM> it'll expire on the 2nd of June 2006
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> That'll work.
[19:05] <mojoman> 3 words - omg
[19:05] <ScreaM> i'm serious shifty
[19:05] <ScreaM> hit me up on icq later on
[19:05] <Carrie> expensive mojo?
[19:05] <ScreaM> hi mojo :)
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Will do, thx scream :)
[19:05] <mojoman> yeah - i called up sounding dumb, for my "wife"
[19:05] * Carrie has 15 little ducklings bumbling around in her backyard following mama duck around
[19:05] <rvince> We should organize a Sexy Voice Contest between Boop and Krusty ;-)
[19:05] <mojoman> i wanted a 3 page website, would write own content etc
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, tie those ducklings down.
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sport.
[19:06] <mojoman> first place i called, said "ok, we can do that for £500"
[19:06] * Carrie slaps SleazyBear around a bit with a large trout
[19:06] <mojoman> that's about $750!!
[19:06] <ScreaM> good idea rvince. i'll get Krusty to bribe me to voye for her :D
[19:06] <ScreaM> vote*
[19:06] <mojoman> sheesh - you still picking on krusty scream?
[19:06] <Carrie> I filled a plastic garbage lid up with water and sat it back there and she keeps putting them in it for a swim :)
[19:07] <mojoman> ScreaM - is there some history there or something? she is meats 'sex toy' btw!
[19:07] <ScreaM> more and more TGPs require you to have PAs Boop
[19:07] <mojoman> ohh - who's talking?
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> We got ducks that wonder around the apartment complex, sometimes they scare the shit out of me.
[19:07] <ScreaM> Boop is talking
[19:07] <mojoman> boop boop be bop!
[19:07] <mojoman> they sound like they're in bed together!
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> The duck billed platypus has a deadly talon.
[19:08] <Carrie> well boop.com is registered so goodness knows which domain they're talking about
[19:08] <Carrie> or... "aboot"
[19:08] <mojoman> a company told me it was £25 to register a domain name - about $40
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> or pay 5.99, hehe
[19:09] <Carrie> 4it's starting to break up and sound funky
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, breaking up........boop is, not sleazy.
[19:09] <mojoman> boop's 3 precious ppl!
[19:10] <Carrie> what's that?  a boat?  :P
[19:10] <Carrie> boo boop be doop
[19:11] <mojoman> carrie - bb answered my q's!
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> my 3 people are my least favorite people, I want them off my site as fast as possible, preferably to a sponsor.........but I'll take what I can get ;)
[19:11] <mojoman> boop is still breaking up
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, it is abooot time.
[19:12] <Carrie> mojo i'm glad, but can't think of which questions you mean, lol
[19:12] <mojoman> boop - what past life?
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mojoman, phone operator
[19:12] <mojoman> carrie - teh questions i posted in the mainstream board
[19:12] <Carrie> now she's louder and breaking up, lol
[19:12] <mojoman> ahh
[19:12] <Carrie> oh
[19:12] <mojoman> shifty - i was thinking ;)
[19:12] <Boop> i'm moving my mouse to your name shifty
[19:12] <Carrie> Yeah I saw that, I thought you mean "beta brigade" when you said bb
[19:12] <Krusty> Big Brother
[19:12] <mojoman> hi krusty
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop, think abooot that before you make any rash decisions, eh? ;)
[19:13] <Krusty> heya mojoman
[19:13] <mojoman> ouch!
[19:13] <_LB_> HA !
[19:13] <Krusty> HAHA
[19:13] <mojoman> well, he wanted a "lap dance"
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it is a lap dance he will NEVER forget, lol
[19:14] <Carrie> he shouldn't whine and complain so much... it was a FREE lap dance too!
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I reserve the right to make canadian jokes, at ANY time, lol
[19:14] <mojoman> how come boop becomes an op?
[19:14] <_LB_> ONLY a captain.  
[19:14] <Carrie> because she's a guest
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> wanker, hehe
[19:14] <_LB_> how you feeling shifty ?
[19:14] <mojoman> ahh
[19:14] <Krusty> how many Canuks does it take to change a lightbulb?
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe :)
[19:15] <_LB_> No power .... how you feeling shifty ?
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, none, canada doesn't have electricity!
[19:15] <mojoman> Krusty - isn't a canuck a moose?
[19:15] <mojoman> :)
[19:15] <Krusty> .... lol shifty
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB. I am content, lol.
[19:15] <Carrie> 4Happy 13Belated 10Birthday 2Shifty!
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, thank you :)
[19:15] <mojoman> haha
[19:15] <_LB_> You are content?? whats the url ?
[19:15] <Krusty> i was gonna say... it'll get done but God help you if you litter the old bulb on the ground..
[19:15] <_LB_> Scream is an awesome guy ;)
[19:15] <Krusty> lmao
[19:15] <mojoman> hahaha - krusty loves arguing!
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, www.onebigballonesmallball.com
[19:16] <Krusty> thanks :)
[19:16] <Krusty> HAHAHA
[19:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> shiftyssack.uncovered.com
[19:16] <mojoman> hahaha
[19:16] <mojoman> but ugly stuff selles no?
[19:16] <Krusty> only design ;)
[19:16] <Krusty> haha
[19:17] <Krusty> shifty's fugly ballsack.
[19:17] <mojoman> krusty - is that why you don't sell?
[19:17] <Krusty> haha
[19:17] <Krusty> yes mojoman... cos i'm fugly :(
[19:17] <Carrie> I have a slew of ugly rock bottom content models that I planned a site around, never did it
[19:17] <Krusty> .. blah meh
[19:17] <mojoman> uhm, think about it krusty - it was actgually the other way around :)
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mojoman, yes, that is why I sell! ;)
[19:17] <Krusty> hmm..
[19:17] <mojoman> haha @ shifty
[19:17] <Krusty> yes, i had a blonde moment just as i hit enter.. and can't erase it..
[19:17] <Krusty> meh
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, I was thinking about a site like that..........all ugly women. There HAS to be a niche.
[19:18] <Carrie> generally it's known as "amateur", lol... but more realistic amateur
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[19:18] <Carrie> not this Katie Fey amateur stuff
[19:18] <_LB_> You slap the face of the surfer and hold him by the neck until he signs up or runs for his life, but make sure he runs to a trade. 
[19:18] <karl> Hi all :)
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am talking butt-fuggly amateur! hehe
[19:18] <mojoman> sleazy - yeah women have it so easy when it comes to selling :)
[19:18] <ScreaM> hi karl
[19:19] <CoolJay> Hi Karl :)
[19:19] <karl> Who is on the show?
[19:19] <Krusty> BUT if he runs for his life - keep his wallet and use his credit card for a sign-up
[19:19] <Krusty> Boop
[19:19] <ScreaM> BOOP
[19:19] <CoolJay> boop
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd do things to christine young that they haven't even invented names for yet.
[19:19] <ScreaM> BOOP
[19:19] <Krusty> shoop
[19:19] <ScreaM> lol
[19:19] <_LB_> Sounds similar to what you do to me krusty ;)
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:19] <karl> k :) hi boop :)
[19:19] <Carrie> she shoops you?
[19:19] <Krusty> ..... poop you LB :P
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty stole my wand of the Magii +45 on world of warcraft.
[19:19] <_LB_> Shifty they have invented the words "hopscotch" and "going to the movies" already
[19:20] <ScreaM> what does shoop mean?
[19:20] <smutranger> Krusty is a gold farmer on WoW
[19:20] <Carrie> I was like that the first time around. No teens, too close to "young".
[19:20] <Carrie> Now I know better. :)
[19:20] <mojoman> Carrie - i'm at that stage now
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, what about "holding hands" and "awkward moments of silence"?
[19:20] <Krusty> shoop - it's a word invented by the world reknown SaltnPepa
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> scream, to fuck.
[19:20] <_LB_> Yeah that too. but thats 2nd base. 
[19:20] <ScreaM> what's " SaltnPepa"?
[19:20] <ScreaM> oh i see
[19:20] <_LB_> whats wow ?
[19:20] <Carrie> Bah, more like invented 50 years ago by Motown
[19:20] <CoolJay> its a girl rap group scream
[19:20] <Krusty> yeah bet you don't hear "wow" much LB
[19:20] <Krusty> HAHA sorry..
[19:21] <ScreaM> world of warcraft
[19:21] <Krusty> i play a game online LB
[19:21] <Krusty> sorry
[19:21] <_LB_> oh you mean crack ?
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I have world of warcraft figures, if anyone wants to buy em, hehe
[19:21] <Krusty> ... lmao
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[19:21] <_LB_> hahahha krusty you ... you ... cheeky ..... 
[19:21] <Carrie> you got runescape figures?
[19:21] <Krusty> yes well... *cough* hence the new computer tomorrow morning ;)
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> All the REAL money is in farm animals.
[19:22] <Krusty> i kill all the animals i can.. i thought it was cruel to kill off mobs in WoW.. until i got to Lvl 15 (after killing a bunch of screaming Zebras)
[19:22] <_LB_> Played Ultima Online for 3 years .... sorry wasted 3 years on ultima online.  Never again. 3 years wasted. 
[19:22] <ScreaM> LOL Krusty
[19:22] <Krusty> lol.
[19:23] <Carrie> yeah christine young looks YOUNGER in person
[19:23] <Krusty> why won't you play with me LB hahahaa
[19:23] <mojoman> yeah - kristina fey and hte others look very young
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, never seen any runescape figures before...
[19:23] <Carrie> they might not make 'em shifty
[19:23] <seven> bye bye I need to run :(
[19:23] <Krusty> i have one .. but don't play it much.. i'll give you money back Carrie lol
[19:23] <smutranger> MMORPG are crack.. They grab a hold and just suck productive time away
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[19:23] <ScreaM> cya sevn
[19:24] <Krusty> NO BOATS here Boop - just a donkey
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I did that to a lesser extent with city of heroes, lol. what a waste..........some days you don't even want to play, but play anyway, it feels like work after a while.........may as well actually work, and get some cash, lol
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie. I don't think they do, but if they do, I will let ya know :)
[19:24] <mojoman> carrie - did you find the answer to your popup q?
[19:25] <Carrie> how about hot wheels acceleracers?
[19:25] <smutranger> I treat TGP submissions like grinding for exp in WoW
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd do naughty things to teen topanga as well. Though usually I'm not huge into the niche.
[19:25] <Carrie> Mojo I found one that will beat IE and service pack 2 and google on a popunder
[19:25] <Boop> p.s everquest is better
[19:25] <erots> smutranger: LOL
[19:25] <ScreaM> you cant beat firefox
[19:25] <Carrie> ...and I found one that will beat firefox and google IF the user clicks a link
[19:25] <ScreaM> really?
[19:25] <Carrie> really
[19:25] <rvince> for some reason, I've always done _much_ better at promoting chicks that are 30+.
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, nah, no hotwheels.Most of our stuff is japanese, but we pick up some US stuff if we can get a good deal on it.
[19:26] <ScreaM> parent script :)
[19:26] <Carrie> It pops open the link they clicked and does a popunder too
[19:26] <_LB_> Yeah shifty. Got some friends who play World Of Warcraft so much they don't have time for a job.  They spend all day every day getting to the top of whatever they are getting to the top of.  
[19:26] <ScreaM> i know how to do that. if the user clicks anywhere on the body it pops up
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, I got this idea..............this idea where you send me a copy of that script! ;)
[19:26] <mojoman> carrie - js only?
[19:26] <_LB_> If only I WORKED that hard 
[19:26] <mojoman> sb 0 you're breaking up
[19:26] <ScreaM> its easy
[19:26] <Carrie> nope scream it's not that one, but that one sounds cool, hehe
[19:26] <erots> _LB_: and there are tons of cheaters
[19:26] <erots> _LB_: in this game
[19:26] <ScreaM> i'll send it to ya carrie
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, it is crazy for real how popular these things are.
[19:27] <_LB_> SB ... you have both turned into 60's robots ... all static and shit. 
[19:27] <Krusty> LB ppl like that annoy me...
[19:27] <Krusty> how do you know what 60s robots are LB? :P
[19:27] <_LB_> um.........
[19:27] <Krusty> ... which reminds me .. Pulp Fiction.. still haven't seen it
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Robohost and roboguest.
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty? no? wow.
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> want a copy? lol
[19:27] <Krusty> WoW
[19:27] <Krusty> l33t
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> e3leet
[19:28] <ScreaM> \/\/  ()  \/\/
[19:28] <Krusty> \/\/o\/\/
[19:28] <Krusty> HAHAHA
[19:28] <ScreaM> LOL
[19:28] <erots> robo fantastic
[19:28] <Krusty> damn
[19:28] <Krusty> beat me to it
[19:28] <ScreaM> yup im faster :P
[19:28] <Krusty> lmao.. it's 3:30 AM and my MOTHER is still awake.
[19:28] <Krusty> should get HER on the netpond show *KIDDING*
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got some kick ass bondage figures though. I'm thinking about making up an all adult toy website to advertise on my porn sites.
[19:29] <Krusty> you always come faster scream..
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, is she playing wow? hhe
[19:29] <Krusty> HAHA nah
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think boop is talking shit, but I can't understand her so it don't matter, lol
[19:29] <adulion> is the gigle fest still going on
[19:29] <mojoman> EVERYBODY STILL SOUNDS LIKE ROBOTS
[19:29] <Krusty> mum found it hard enough trying to install her usb flashdrive software
[19:30] <erots> theshiftyeyedbastard: actually, you would be amazed how profitable mainstream "not-for-kids" toy market is
[19:30] <Carrie> 4YOU BOTH SOUND OVERMODULATED
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> erots. That is what I was thinking. We do pretty well with them at shows.
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[19:30] <Krusty> 4 SB we can't hear you properly... play aboooot with the volume
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm trying to get more in, but the japanese pvc ones are WAY expensive.
[19:30] <Carrie> he must be rebooting
[19:30] <ScreaM> how do you know Krusty? were you peeping into my room?
[19:30] <Boop> he is rebooting
[19:30] <Krusty> reboooooting?
[19:30] <mojoman> sb has gone
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, lol
[19:30] <Boop> lol
[19:31] <Carrie> next thursday would be tomorrow :)
[19:31] <Krusty> i'll pop your cherry sale and buy a trial for you boop lol
[19:31] <Krusty> brb =- McFixing din din
[19:31] <erots> theshiftyeyedbastard: i know one dude who paints toys for toy store.. he gets $100 for one box and he does one box with like 3 hours
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, just make sure it is a titanbucks sale, lol
[19:31] <PaulJohn> cant connect
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> erots, damn that is pretty slick. We are selling toys online, and starting to do wholesale......Most customers are adults.
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pj, I think he is rebooting.
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[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> did boop kick sleazy?
[19:33] <Boop> and you are next shifty
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> me, eh?
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ;)
[19:33] <SleazyBear> ok feeds back
[19:33] <Boop> just aboot
[19:33] <Carrie> I love how I leave winamp alone and it just comes back on its own
[19:33] <CoolJay> cool
[19:33] <mojoman> I THINK SB FANCIES BOOP!!!
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Strange brew was canadas finest film!
[19:33] <_LB_> its still really static SB. 
[19:33] <CoolJay> I wish mine did carrie lol
[19:34] <mojoman> sounds fine to me
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> still sounds like shit. I would recall her with skype. 
[19:34] <mojoman> boop sounds bad
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mojoman, your ears are overmodulated ;)
[19:34] <mojoman> must be her (insert something) end
[19:34] <mojoman> haha
[19:34] <NoMercy> i can hear it fine now
[19:34] <_LB_> ok now it works. 
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> holy shit
[19:35] <_LB_> i think you need to order an entire new NATO Sb.  
[19:35] <mojoman> nato sb?
[19:35] <_LB_> sounds fine. dont touch a thing !!!!!
[19:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[19:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> DONT TOUCH SHIT
[19:35] <Krusty> if you touch something WE will need to reboot
[19:35] <Carrie> lol
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty touched my fanny pack!
[19:36] <mojoman> sb - you're starting to sound dist
[19:36] <Krusty> fuck man.. yo'ure getting louder
[19:36] <_LB_> PLEASE DONT TOUCH ANYTHING COMPUT-ER-REE !!!
[19:36] <Krusty> you touched my bum bag shifty
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> max headroom.
[19:36] <mojoman> yeah - krusty's a liar!
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If they call trunks boots in canada as well, nobody would ever know if you were saying about, or a boot.
[19:37] <Carrie> and a couch is a coach
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boop is drunk.
[19:37] <Carrie> get on your coach and see what it's all aboot, eh?
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Or all hopped up on speedballs! ;)
[19:37] <mojoman> me too boop!
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, don't be racist. It is aboot time that people stop making fun of canadians. lol
[19:38] <Carrie> Netpondcash has free hosting, and Cyberwurx has free (sorta) hosting - pay with Netpond Points
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> free-ish? lol
[19:38] <NoMercy> "Yea hozer, eh!"
[19:38] <Carrie> that'll work
[19:38] <Carrie> freeish
[19:38] <mojoman> ahh
[19:38] <_LB_> oh I thought it was all about giving free porn to the masses.  :(  Damn.  I got it all wrong. :(
[19:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn it, I been trying to think of the word hoser all morning, thanks nomercy!
[19:39] <NoMercy> np :)
[19:39] <NoMercy> what was the other name they would call each other... it was Hooozer and something else..
[19:39] <Krusty> mounty?
[19:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got a dedicated server for 100 a month, lol. I'm big and bad!
[19:39] <Krusty> moonty
[19:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Don't kick me, ya hoser, eh! :)
[19:40] <NoMercy> ylol!
[19:40] <NoMercy> yyea
[19:40] <Krusty> man. i used to LOVE Due South - that guy was a hottie.. can't even find it on the tor.................
[19:40] <Krusty> shit.
[19:40] <Krusty> lol
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It's all about northern exposure........not canada, but close enough.
[19:40] <mojoman> krusty - bad girl!
[19:40] <Carrie> jeeze me too, the due south guy was HOT
[19:41] <Krusty> i thought northern exposure was alaska
[19:41] <Krusty> hehe hyep :) and his dog was a cutie (platonic) too
[19:41] <Carrie> ithe northern exposure guy was cute too, but in a more nerdy kind of way
[19:41] <Krusty> meh i never watched it
[19:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I once got a hun listing, and accidently used a link for revshare on a program that offers 2.99 trials. That sucked balls.
[19:41] <Krusty> it was on 9:30pm here
[19:41] <Carrie> my dad watched that show religiously for the girl with the mole on her cheekbone
[19:41] <Krusty> LB what's burning?
[19:42] <mojoman> hey - i foudn out today that i can cover my (full) berlin costs as a 'business cost' 
[19:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, yes, that is why I said it was close enough :)
[19:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, man, she is the hottness! janine turner I think
[19:42] <mojoman> shifty - http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=janine%20turner&btnG=Search ???
[19:43] <mojoman> hahaha - sb - my gals were 'pretty' :)
[19:43] <Krusty> CANADIAN BACON
[19:43] <Krusty> mmmmmmmmm
[19:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mojoman, hell yeah.
[19:43] <_LB_> Shifty, comeon man .. you can't burn a sausage like I can. 
[19:43] <mojoman> she's ugly :(
[19:43] <_LB_> Don't pretend
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> why do australians have the monopoly on lamb chops, what is up with that?
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I boil mine.........and still burned it once ;)
[19:44] <mojoman> SB - were my gals 'too pretty' ?
[19:44] <Krusty> KIWIS DO!
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Everytime I get lamb, it is like.....Australian lamb. They probably buy it from the kiwis, and ship it over here though, hehe
[19:45] <mojoman> hahaha
[19:45] <Krusty> nah
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I guess domestic lamb isn't good enough, lol
[19:45] <_LB_> Why do Americans have the monopoly on pancakes with icecream and syrup for breakfast ... do you see us sleeping with sheep ?
[19:45] <mojoman> fair enough :)
[19:45] <Krusty> if it's KIWI lamb, it's already been used ;)
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, you are too busy chopping the lambs up to fuck them, hehe.
[19:45] <_LB_> Noone likes a used lamb. Its no longer lamn
[19:45] <_LB_> lamb
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pancakes with icecream? what the hell? lol
[19:45] <mojoman> is anyone in here going to berline?
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Only virgin lambs hehe
[19:45] <Krusty> guys here can do two things at once - .. they fuck and chop
[19:46] <Krusty> it's like FOSTERS we don't have that here too !
[19:46] <NoMercy> I think he saw the pictures from Denny's with the dollop of white butter on the side
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Fosters is delicious ;)
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nomercy, I think so, lol
[19:46] <NoMercy> it looks like a little scoop of ice cream
[19:46] <mojoman> hahaha
[19:46] <mojoman> so join up damnit :)
[19:47] <Krusty> 4 i was talking about the movie with the fat dead guy.. John.... "Roseanne" guy
[19:47] <mojoman> tom arnold?
[19:47] <_LB_> Dude seriously last time we were there we went to a diner for breakfast and I swear the $4.90 pancakes were large enough to feed an entire village of zulu heffa-liumps. 
[19:47] <Krusty> HAH nah.. from the show roseanne
[19:47] <Krusty> john..... something..
[19:47] <mojoman> boop is in canada i presume
[19:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I think that is kind of a "diner" thing........People expect HUGE pancakes from them for some reason. Don't think anyone ever finishes them, except truck drivers, lol
[19:48] <NoMercy> Roseanne Conner (as Roseanne Arnold) (as Roseanne Barr). John Goodman 
[19:48] <NoMercy> Roseanne Conner (as Roseanne Arnold) (as Roseanne Barr). John Goodman 
[19:48] <Krusty> JOHN GOODMAN
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> John goodman is funny as fuck.
[19:48] <NoMercy> lol
[19:48] <Carrie> *was*
[19:48] <mojoman> isn't he dead?
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Big lewboski is the movie that I based my life upon.
[19:48] <Krusty> yeah.. heartattack i think
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mojoman, nope
[19:48] <Krusty> too much canadian bacon
[19:48] <ScreaM> my dream woman http://www.hairweb.de/images-stars/sharon-stone-blond.jpg
[19:48] <Carrie> it's a real shame that he's dead and that split personality she-bitch is still alive
[19:48] <mojoman> don't like sharon stone :(
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> john goodman is not dead, lol
[19:49] <Krusty> huh?
[19:49] <Krusty> Australia has been misinformed
[19:49] <Carrie> sharon stone is too damn skinny
[19:49] <NoMercy> hes even got a show now I thing...
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/gnames-nf/Goodman+John
[19:49] <Krusty> or Roseanne ate him
[19:49] <ScreaM> nah she's perfect
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> unless it JUST happened or something
[19:49] <Krusty> about.. 5 - 10 yrs
[19:49] <Krusty> GOOD GIRL!
[19:49] <Krusty> LAMB steak
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sharon stone has a wrinkly panocha.
[19:49] <mojoman> i've gotta get some work done - i've been out all day ppl
[19:49] <mojoman> later all
[19:49] <_LB_> Shifty ... imagine the movie "War of the worlds" except instead of 3 legged alien war machines they were pancakes and they attacked us poor unsuspecting Australians.  
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> later mojo.
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[19:50] <Krusty> SHE BAAAAAA'ecd
[19:50] <Krusty> *ed
[19:50] <Krusty> lmao LB
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I know the ones you are talking about.......they have to use special plates for them, lol.
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> That would be a funny humor film, lol
[19:50] <NoMercy> The ones from IHOP
[19:50] <Krusty> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000422/ FUCK he's still alive
[19:50] <Krusty> DAMN Aussie media
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Canadian have elk pizza.
[19:50] <Krusty> or E! tonight
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, was it recent? lol
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[19:51] <Carrie> I'll take a laptop
[19:51] <Krusty> meh
[19:51] <_LB_> I ordered a Breakfast Burrito and I got the largest strip of food I have seen since a UN Relief Convoy rolled into Baghdad
[19:51] <Carrie> well that's a slow laptop, but i'd still take it, lol
[19:51] <Krusty> HAHAH LB
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> You are thinking of chris farley, lol
[19:51] <Krusty> ?
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[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB. We like to eat, lol.
[19:51] <Krusty> chris farley DIED?
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> he is dead, not john goodman, lol
[19:51] <_LB_> Damn I amazed there are those of you who are still thin !
[19:51] <Carrie> god I hope so
[19:51] <Krusty> but he fucking ruled in Billy Madison
[19:51] <NoMercy> yea, long time ago
[19:51] <_LB_> :)
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, only like 10 years ago, lol
[19:52] <Carrie> chris farley fucking sucked
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, they are all congregated in california, lol.
[19:52] <Krusty> as in.. the truck driver??
[19:52] <NoMercy> "OH!...That's gona leave a mark!"
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> we fuck up the nationwide average.
[19:52] <Krusty> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000C2IQW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
[19:52] <Carrie> watch me drool and get white spit strings hanging from the corners of my mouth while i over-act
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Carrie, you are smokin' crack :)
[19:52] <Krusty> dude.. he was cool.... in that movie.. didn't know he did any others..
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[19:53] <NoMercy> Ooooh... Rotten.com ... that place it srong ... lol
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> b0g.com is wrong as well, lol.
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty is the one that is lost, not me, lol
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I only get my news from netpond, and the daily show.
[19:53] <Carrie> krusty he got his start on saturday night lame
[19:54] <Krusty> lol
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, you never watched "beverly hills ninja" you missed out :)
[19:54] <Krusty> meh never saw it carrie
[19:54] <Krusty> yeah........ oh ok
[19:55] <Krusty> meh
[19:55] <Krusty> still.. him making out with the Penguin in Billy Madison was worth it :)
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, hell yeah...........and when he was eating those kids sandwiches. Pure gold.
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 if you have time for naps, you aren't working hard enough, lol
[19:56] <NoMercy> Fat man in a little coat
[19:56] <_LB_> Thought Krusty is getting nice and skinny and I am developing a nice homely beer belly.  Its so cute ;)
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fat man in a little coat was classic as well, lol
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, it is a badge of honor. Webmaster style
[19:56] <Krusty> hehe we have about 6 hrs of CSI on Ch 9 here each week!!!!! :):) and it's on free to air
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I just started working out last night again though. I gotta drop some weight.
[19:57] <Krusty> lol shifty ... veronica vahn! yeah.. i had her once...... 
[19:57] <_LB_> Dude ... looking at the pictures of webmaster conventions ... I need another 3,200 badges. 
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> csi is on as much as law and order, lol
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, hell yeah..........no you didn't. well, some guy I know, lol
[19:57] <Krusty> tsk tsk...
[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lb, lol
[19:58] <Carrie> LB you're 30 now. The "gut" is standard after 30  :P
[19:58] <Krusty> LB - i'll have to buy you another... wider chair for your b'day next year ;)
[19:58] <Krusty> HAHA j/k
[19:58] <Krusty> it was there before 30 carrie ;).. he was premature bellied
[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Get him an armless chair krusty, lol
[19:58] <Krusty> AHHAHAHA j/k .. 
[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Boops domains are top secret.
[19:58] <Carrie> lmao@premature bellied
[19:58] <Carrie> Oh come on this is like being blind
[19:59] <Carrie> listening to you guys talking about her site
[19:59] <Carrie> How is her sales text?
[19:59] <Carrie> Is she SEO'd?
[19:59] <Krusty> brail site
[19:59] <Krusty> haha
[19:59] <Krusty> tales sext
[19:59] <Krusty> sorry
[19:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it is www.fistamidget.com
[20:00] <NoMercy> lolololol
[20:00] <NoMercy> GlovePuppets.com
[20:00] <Krusty> daddyshose.com
[20:00] <Carrie> yes topic titles more niche specific and more keywords in the posts themselves 
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn it, someone already owns www.meatcurtains.com
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> needs meta title.
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, that is just wrong.
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[20:02] <Krusty> lol shifty.. that was the name of a character that Blizzard named in world of warcraft
[20:02] <Carrie> need a page title, need meta tags
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh yeah? lol
[20:02] <Krusty> yeah.. PUSSY haha
[20:02] <Krusty> or beard
[20:02] <Krusty> *(s
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, after I was talking shit about not being able to sell dating. I get a check for 100 bucks unexpected from filipinofriendfinder like 2 days later, lol
[20:03] <Carrie> but they don't follow through into the site itself Boop
[20:03] <Krusty> shifty - you traitor
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's true.
[20:03] <_LB_> Dating is easy if you can filter traffic. 
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I will sell out at every opportunity I can.
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, is part 2 of the filtering mission coming up?
[20:04] <Krusty> yeah shifty
[20:04] <_LB_> yeah once I get the time to do it up. 
[20:04] <Krusty> we'll be talking about coffee this time
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool.
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> coffee talk?
[20:04] <Krusty> coffee filters and which brands are better
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's all about folgers.
[20:04] <Carrie> you could put some POTD thumbs in the sidebar
[20:04] <Krusty> we have a special guest who'll be coming in who has NEVER had instant coffee before
[20:04] <Carrie> LB you never went ahead with the humor site thing
[20:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I've never had instant coffee before.
[20:05] <Krusty> we are )
[20:05] <Krusty> :)
[20:05] <Krusty> i like Nescafe Blend 43
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm not a big coffee fan. Usually once in a while, and usually something with 1500 calories in it from starbucks, or the boba tea place, lol
[20:07] <Carrie> I like the smell of coffee, but not the taste
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 boop, make it look like you aren't trying to sell them........when in fact you are :)
[20:07] <NoMercy> Me too, Diet Coke is my coffee
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I go through like a 2 liter of diet coke a day, or every 2 days, lol
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Tried to give it up a few weeks ago, it didn't last long.
[20:08] <Carrie> on the blog page itself I get a PR 0/10
[20:08] <NoMercy> I don't drink beer, but I drink cans of diet Coke like a fuking alki... lol
[20:08] <Krusty> put some vodka with it and all will be true :P
[20:08] <Carrie> NoMercy you gotta watch that, it'll ruin your teeth
[20:08] <NoMercy> lol
[20:09] <Krusty> same carrie
[20:09] <erots> had a walk, what happened? :)
[20:09] <adulion> ok what is the blog about?
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I been drinking fuckloads for years, and it never bothered my teeth. But it could be genetic, hehe
[20:09] <NoMercy> yea I have to brush more often because it usually leavesa weird taste in yoiur mouth later
[20:09] <Krusty> some cans of diet coke are more proned to attack your teeth lol
[20:10] <NoMercy> lol
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> If you are worried about your teeth, use a straw :)
[20:10] <NoMercy> or chug it!
[20:10] <Carrie> heh... tell my dentist that
[20:10] <Krusty> THANK YOU BOOP!!!! :):)
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> carrie, not saying it isn't true..........just saying I haven't experienced it, lol
[20:10] <Boop> thank you thank you everyone lol
[20:11] <Carrie> Thanks for the fun show Boop! Love the giggle :)
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Why the hell is there less of a delay of the netpond show to australia, than the netpond show to california? odd.
[20:11] <adulion> thank you boop
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Thanks for coming on boop, it was a pleasure!
[20:11] <adulion> im away for my nappy nappy time
[20:11] <PaulJohn> thanks :)
[20:11] <Krusty> yeah was great :)
[20:11] <SleazyBear> thanks for comming
[20:11] <_LB_> the feed just cut out. did I miss something ?
[20:11] <Boop> lol that wasn't as bad as i thought 
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> see ;)
[20:12] <Krusty> they're finished LB
[20:12] <CoolJay> Cool Show.... thanks Boop & SB :)
[20:12] <SleazyBear> does the feed stop when i click it off, or do you continue hearing to the end?
[20:12] <Krusty> my ears are ringing - no sound :(
[20:12] <Boop> i have phone ear now
[20:12] <rvince> bye Boop :-)
[20:12] <_LB_> without even telling us.  how rude :)
[20:12] <adulion> i havent made a sale in a week now!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:12] <adulion> help
[20:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy, it goes to the end.
[20:12] <rvince> I still have the feed here.
[20:12] <SleazyBear> ok...
[20:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> adulion, I thought you quit adult, lol
[20:12] <rvince> then again I usually have a 1 minute lag.
[20:12] <Carrie> he's just lagging a bit
[20:12] <_LB_> nah it cut off mid sentence for me. 
[20:12] <Krusty> mine was right on the ball.. 
[20:13] <rvince> may all your hits (cut)
[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, you have been hacked by e3leet haxors.
[20:13] <PaulJohn> so its finished?
[20:13] <SleazyBear> the show next week wont have a guest, because i will have the new sound card in, and will be working getting it right
[20:13] <Carrie> mine was right after he said "may all your clicks be cash"
[20:13] <CoolJay> Another cool show, cheers everyone, catch ya later
[20:13] <PaulJohn> going to upload it 
[20:13] <CoolJay> Back 2 work :)
[20:13] <PaulJohn> see ya folks
[20:13] <SleazyBear> ok PaulJohn
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