
Session Start: Wed Oct 26 18:56:04 2005
Session Ident: #plrlive
[18:56] * Now talking in #plrlive
[18:56] * Topic is 'Welcome too the PLR Radio -'
[18:56] * Set by Sleazybear on Wed Oct 12 21:07:21
[18:56] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! 
[18:56] * Krusty sets mode: +v Paulandjohn
[18:56] <_LB_> one of which will be how to go out and actually hunt for link swaps
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> good times. After I saw that post that you were going to tell us what to do at the end of the project, I was very happy, hehe..
[18:56] <Paulandjohn> HI THERE
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Beta brigade is going to OWN the preggo niche one day ;)
[18:57] <_LB_> yeah I am not going to help you guys get the hard part done, but never tell you the easy parts :) lol
[18:57] <_LB_> and dogging :)
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> good time, lol.
[18:57] <_LB_> did you see how many preggo sites ?!
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, dogging too, hehe..
[18:57] <_LB_> something nearing 40
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, a TON.
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Actually, I didn't think it was going to be as popular a pick as it was. Surprised me.
[18:57] <Krusty> WOW 40ish preggo sites!
[18:57] <_LB_> preggo is an easy sell. 
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am shocked that pantyhose has as few sites as it did.
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Yeah, preggo does some great ratios.
[18:58] <_LB_> www.thesexbunker.com krusty. take a look its almost got all the sites
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think all my titanbucks sales are with preggo. Converts good, even off tgp traffic.
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[18:59] * Krusty sets mode: +v Stiffy
[18:59] <_LB_> we have some crappy traffic coming in though !  
[18:59] <Stiffy> Morning all
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I saw some other companies preggo site was using pics on their tour of the sponsor content you guys gave away for free. lol
[18:59] <Stiffy> or night we ever you be
[18:59] <Sleazybear> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there stiffy.
[19:00] <_LB_> lol. had an affiliate wondering why he was 1:5000 ... and it was all general .404 traffic being sent to riskyvoyeur. lol
[19:00] <_LB_> told he was lucky to have 1 sale !
[19:00] <Stiffy> lol
[19:00] <Krusty> HAHAHAHA shifty - that's funny
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, very luck to have got that one sale, lol.
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> THe only sales I ever got off 404 was from mensniche, which surprised me.
[19:00] <Stiffy> man, I wish my 404 could convert 1:5000 lol
[19:00] <_LB_> but generally you can expect around 1:500 first page ratio on general se traffic. 
[19:01] <_LB_> same here :)  I just use it to feed projects with starting traffic.
[19:01] <Sleazybear> _LB_ you ever going to get a phone battery
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hahahaha
[19:01] <Sleazybear> If i knew what kind of phone I would just send you one
[19:01] <Stiffy> yeah, thats what I've been doing as well
[19:01] <_LB_> lol. krusty was supposed to when I was in melbourne. she didn't. 
[19:01] <Krusty> lb you missed preggas.com
[19:01] <_LB_> i dont think she wants me having contact with the outside world.
[19:01] <Sleazybear> shame on you Krusty
[19:01] <Krusty> that's not fair LB!!
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that's cause krusty was drunk all the time you were gone ;)
[19:02] <_LB_> bad krusty.
[19:02] <Stiffy> hahah
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> badkrusty.com
[19:02] <_LB_> did you need to talk to me sb ?
[19:02] <Krusty> I was given the weekend.. when most places aren't open - AND my timetable was : sleep during day and work during the night...
[19:02] <_LB_> I can always skype with ya.
[19:02] <Sleazybear> not right now, just everyone always wants Krusty on the show
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[19:02] <Sleazybear> hey RobertAEBN
[19:02] * Krusty sets mode: +v RobertAEBN
[19:02] <_LB_> oh make me feel wanted, the dress me down SB ! :)
[19:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, so did the cybersex fit in the day or night of that schedule? lol
[19:03] * Sleazybear sets mode: +o RobertAEBN
[19:03] <Krusty> i have heard "skype with you" being used so many times in a sexual context... i don't know what to say LB :P
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want LB on the show! ;)
[19:03] <_LB_> no you dont.
[19:03] <RobertAEBN> What's up everyone
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> or at least on the second niche chat :)
[19:03] <_LB_> hey robert :)
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there robert.
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> pimpmyskype.com
[19:03] <_LB_> damn its quiet in here. I'm gonna go jog netponds memory.
[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> skypemynuts.com
[19:03] <Sleazybear> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[19:04] <Krusty> shifty - lol unfortunately I was hoping it would .......... but weirdly enough - having LB HERE makes me want to play up, when he's away... I usually have too much taekwondo and work stuff to do to get into the mood for it lol - we shouldhave had a netpond show on that weekend though - that would have had me :)
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[19:04] * Krusty sets mode: +v Lindsey
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe
[19:04] <Krusty> lol.. shifty - i've been writing my blog haha
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I gotta update mine as well, been a few days. Blogs are a lot of pressure, lol
[19:05] <Stiffy> dead air!!!  LOL
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[19:06] * Krusty sets mode: +v ScreaM
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and that is why I said scream is gay
[19:06] <Krusty> i know they are
[19:06] <_LB_> hey :)
[19:06] <Stiffy> hahaha...
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh, hey there scream.
[19:06] <Krusty> you're so right though
[19:06] <Stiffy> yeah I agree
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> orgasmatastic!
[19:06] <Krusty> SB you really need to get a new orgasm girl in there!
[19:06] <_LB_> someone's opening BB :)
[19:07] <Quagmire> scream is gay?
[19:07] <Quagmire> I thought he was india
[19:07] <Krusty> lol
[19:07] <Quagmire> n
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> quagmire, bi-curious.
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[19:07] * Krusty sets mode: +v ultrasKING
[19:07] <Quagmire> ah. he pitches and catches
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there ultrasking.
[19:07] <ultrasKING> hello shifty and netpond :)
[19:07] <Stiffy> damn, thats rough
[19:08] <ultrasKING> hey shifty
[19:08] <_LB_> hey :)
[19:08] <ultrasKING> I am makinh first BYOT will let you know how it works out ..
[19:08] <Krusty> dirtyjumbo's coming
[19:08] <_LB_> Sleazybear you have more machines than nato.  
[19:08] <Krusty> i just sent him a message :)
[19:08] <Krusty> 6 i'll do an orgasm for you sb :)
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cool deal.
[19:09] <Krusty> aebn kicks ass :)
[19:09] <_LB_> She's good at the fake ones. I think ?
[19:09] <CoolJay> Hope P&J are recording then lol
[19:09] <Stiffy> The netpond show needs a podcast
[19:09] <Krusty> HAHAH well.. how can you find out LB? hahahhahahhahah j/k :)
[19:09] <_LB_> Put your hand on the bible after each time ?
[19:09] <Paulandjohn> yeah
[19:09] <Paulandjohn> i'm recording
[19:10] <CoolJay> cool beans
[19:10] <_LB_> but that might be a little quirky.
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I could care less if a woman does fake orgasms, as long as mine is real, lol
[19:10] <_LB_> lol
[19:10] <Stiffy> hahaha
[19:10] <Krusty> HAHA SB
[19:10] <Krusty> leiaswift's comign too :)
[19:10] <Krusty> HAHA shifty
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I did leiaswift, she's a cutie.
[19:11] <Krusty> um.. ok
[19:11] <Stiffy> Surfers are like cattle... you heard them, and poke them, and then slaughter them ;-)
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I dig I mean, not did, hehe
[19:11] <Krusty> i thought poking a guy was considered gay?
[19:11] <Stiffy> only if you don't use your finger ;-)
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[19:12] * Krusty sets mode: +v LeiaSwift
[19:12] <LeiaSwift> Okay I'm here - party can start :D
[19:12] * Krusty sets mode: +v DirtyJumbo
[19:12] <LeiaSwift> Thanks for IMing me Krusty xoxo
[19:12] <Krusty> i have a friend who said..... "you're only gay if you receive it.." HAHA
[19:12] <Krusty> hey leiaswift :)
[19:12] <Stiffy> exactly... your not gay if your the fucker, only if your the fuck-ie
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's only gay if..........you are with a dude.
[19:12] <LeiaSwift> Feed sounds great!
[19:12] <_LB_> I dont lie!!   I utilise dual meaning words placed strategically so as to create an expectation which will nurture the chances of me making a sale. :)
[19:12] <Krusty> the feed sounds GREAT SB
[19:12] <Quagmire> its only gay if you like it
[19:12] <RobertAEBN> lol
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> feed sounds good.
[19:13] <RobertAEBN> I heard that if you're the fucker you're not gay
[19:13] <_LB_> :)
[19:13] <RobertAEBN> and I'm gay but that stuff confuses me, lol
[19:13] <Krusty> EXACTLY robert :)
[19:13] <Krusty> but if you're taking it...
[19:13] <Stiffy> lol
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[19:13] <Krusty> HAHAHAH
[19:13] <RobertAEBN> you are gay for sure then
[19:13] * Krusty sets mode: +v PayAsYouClick
[19:13] <RobertAEBN> if you are on the bottom "gay "
[19:13] <Quagmire> the only thing sleazy likes about the flag is the pole. ;)
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Sleazy is such a big lesbian, he even plays softball.
[19:13] <RobertAEBN> LOL
[19:14] <Krusty> well - a recent netpond thread says we're ALL gay - what with clits -> dicks, guy's scars -> labia
[19:14] <ultrasKING> clit = dick
[19:14] <RobertAEBN> lol
[19:14] <Krusty> is your wife a HOTTIE SB?
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[19:14] <LeiaSwift> wow, I wish I would start taking random pics of girls lol
[19:15] <LeiaSwift> I should bring my camera to school with me lol
[19:15] <_LB_> you dont drink beer ?
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got this idea for an IV that puts jack daniels straight into the blood stream. I just have to get it patented.
[19:15] <ultrasKING> clit = penis http://content.amplovesyou.net/image/?pic=1022_36
[19:16] <_LB_> Loved hooters. Last time we were in the states, we loaded up the aussie accent and hit hooters in a big way. great place !
[19:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> clitcircumcision.com?
[19:16] <Krusty> HAHHAHAHA hOTTIE IN HER OWN MIND LMAO
[19:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hooters? lol.
[19:16] <Krusty> yeah LB - i have the pics!
[19:16] <_LB_> we dont have anything like that here shifty. 
[19:16] <Krusty> we have a stripclub called Hooters but it's totally shit
[19:16] <_LB_> we do ?
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> when you put mediocre hot wings, and big breasted women, it equals financial success! ;)
[19:17] <LeiaSwift> Hooters is a restraunt here, Krusty
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[19:17] <_LB_> the food is terrible greasy crap. Its horrible stuff .. oily and sickening. but the beer is good :)
[19:17] <Krusty> yeah it's a restaurant in the states too :)
[19:17] <Krusty> LB - that's the states in general :P
[19:17] <RobertAEBN> beer is always good :)
[19:18] <Quagmire> american beer is piss water
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy has just never had a good beer.
[19:18] <Krusty> HAHAH SB you don't like beer because you haven't been to Australia!
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[19:18] <_LB_> So when is the next netpond trip to australia ? :)
[19:18] * Krusty sets mode: +v adulion
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Come to california, I know where all the american microbrews are ;)
[19:18] <adulion> come to ireland and we'll get messed up
[19:18] <Krusty> i just say "tits" and "beer" to meat or sb and they should be here :)
[19:18] <Krusty> NOW DAMN IT
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> adulion. I plan to, lol.
[19:19] <_LB_> We've got a few guys on the pond who get shitfaced and post.  seems to be the current 'thing to be done' 
[19:19] <Krusty> HAHAH the um show
[19:19] <Quagmire> Kentucky ducky
[19:19] <Krusty> Kentucky Chuck
[19:19] <adulion> i done it yesterday
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I get shitfaced and post as well. But I still make sense, lol.
[19:19] <adulion> hard larger!!!!
[19:19] <Krusty> i'm not really "obsessed" with any sport - would have been nice to have been when i was younger hehe.. like americans seem to be
[19:20] <Krusty> FOSTERS is CRAP
[19:20] <Krusty> catch a boat!
[19:20] <_LB_> so we have to come to you then ? :
[19:20] <LeiaSwift> personally, I have no interest in watching sports.  Playing can be fun though
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> FInally got to try smithwicks on tap last weekend in monterey, good stuff.
[19:20] <adulion> no wonder you have scars drinking jack daniels...
[19:20] <Krusty> there are people coming into australia on boats all the time........... it's not a good idea cos they all get arrested, but if you have a passport... you'll be ok :)
[19:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I have wanted to go to New Zealand ever since I saw "once were warriors"
[19:21] <_LB_> dont send the lurker to alpha ! :(
[19:21] <_LB_> if you do shifty let us know. I will show you around and help you find the pubs. 
[19:21] <Quagmire> its not video games he's playing
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> all the arcades are going out of business :(
[19:22] <Krusty> once were warriors?
[19:22] <Dutch_Harry> woman tennis
[19:22] <Krusty> omg
[19:22] <ultrasKING> Shyfty will find pubs no problem by himself
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, good times. I really do want to head out there sometime, would be great to hang with you guys :)
[19:22] <Krusty> he has a tracking device
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, was a small time movie out of new zealand, was good stuff :)
[19:22] <Krusty> he'd spend his evenings at the local drive-through bottle-o
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ultrasking. True, lol
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[19:23] * Krusty sets mode: +v Dane
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe.
[19:23] <Krusty> shifty - i know.. i found it.. kinda.... um.. dramatically gross
[19:23] <_LB_> Yeah mate. we will look after you, and you can even park your sleeper at Hotel eLb-de-Krusty
[19:23] <Krusty> and THAT'S why i call DANE a dickhead!
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Sounds good hehe..
[19:23] <Krusty> HAHAHAH LB
[19:23] <Dane> What did I do now?!?
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, shhhhhh
[19:24] <_LB_> hey dane
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there dane.
[19:24] <Dane> Hey LB
[19:24] <Dane> Hey Shifty.
[19:24] <Krusty> hey dane.. shit.. didn't realise you were on
[19:24] <LeiaSwift> hi Dane
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, that movie gave me my favorite saying ever "cook the man some fucking eggs!"
[19:24] <DirtyJumbo> hey dane
[19:24] <CoolJay> Hi Dane :)
[19:24] <_LB_> man that was a brutal movie. 
[19:24] <Dutch_Harry> Hey DJ diddent see you
[19:24] <_LB_> very true too.
[19:25] <Krusty> i thought it was hilarious when she was laughing at his 1 inch dick... but the fact she then got punched etc... wasn't good...
[19:25] <LeiaSwift> I told payasyouclick to contact you about doing the show :)
[19:25] <Dane> Hi Leia, CJ, DJ
[19:25] <Quagmire> giggidy
[19:25] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's true. I did a scene from that movie in one of my film classes for my final. I thought it was very well done.
[19:25] <Dane> So What did I do now, Krusty?
[19:25] <Krusty> HAHAH SB - i still have skype
[19:25] <Dutch_Harry> what is Krusty poor
[19:25] <_LB_> But SB .. the good thing is that family cant nag krusty.  Its a great excuse. 
[19:25] <Krusty> i'll give you all my mailing address!! gimme that phone
[19:26] <Dutch_Harry> i have a job for here :P
[19:26] <Krusty> haha - oh so true LB :)
[19:26] <LeiaSwift> SO is the guest AEBN ?
[19:26] <Stiffy> yeap
[19:26] <Krusty> you have him on speed dial HAHA
[19:26] <IrishT> Guest is Robert from AEBN
[19:26] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty is an address tease, I still have your dvd's sitting here, lol
[19:27] <_LB_> icq me shifty. I will give it to you.
[19:27] <Krusty> well then i'll give it to you :)
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there robert!
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[19:27] <Krusty> hello bobby boy :)
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok :)
[19:27] * Krusty sets mode: +v pvtspanky
[19:27] <_LB_> hey spanky.
[19:27] <pvtspanky> hey LB
[19:27] <DirtyJumbo> hey spanky
[19:28] <Krusty> hey spanky
[19:28] <pvtspanky> Hey DJ Krusty;)
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got to stop snacking while listening to the netpond show. I just went through like 8 cookies, and don't remember tasting any of them ;)
[19:28] <IrishT> haha
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there spanky
[19:28] <Lindsey> LOL. snacks.  good times.
[19:28] <pvtspanky> hey shifty
[19:29] <_LB_> A warning shifty, if you stay at hotel elb-la-krusty we have a rigourous morning exercise routine.
[19:29] <Krusty> shut up about cookies!!!
[19:29] <_LB_> so cut down on cookies
[19:29] <Quagmire> i have a bag f OhHenry bites
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mandatory exercise huh? Damn, I better get to work ;)
[19:29] <Krusty> i was in subway tonight getting a foot long (yeah.. nice hehe) and saw this huge pack of "tallhouse cookies"... we call them chocchip... 
[19:29] <Dane> exercise?
[19:30] <Dane> What language is that?
[19:30] <Krusty> regretting i didn't get it
[19:30] <Krusty> exercism i think he meant
[19:30] <CatsEye> mmmm. chocolate chips.
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hardly ever crave sweets, I am usually a salty snack kinda guy........but was at the store and these chewy chocolate chip cookies sounded good ;)
[19:30] <Krusty> i know catseye :( that's how i'm feeling now!
[19:31] <pvtspanky> i am laying on the floor listening to the show, if I dont join in the chat... I'm hung over, but listening...
[19:31] <Dane> Chicarones. That's a snack.
[19:31] <_LB_> big one spanky ?
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dane, agreed!
[19:31] <Krusty> i was told tonight at training that Dr Pepper and Jack Daniel's is fantastic... sounds like candy-drink to me.. yikes
[19:31] <Krusty> poooor SPANKY
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> never have a jack and ginger. Tastes like shit.
[19:31] <CatsEye> don't fight gravity, PvtSpanky; she's a harsh mistress.
[19:31] <pvtspanky> lol
[19:31] <Krusty> do you have sound on ICQ spanky? ie - get sounds when someone messages you?
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[19:32] <Dane> Mountan Dew is great with Jack.
[19:32] * Krusty sets mode: +v PhrantiK
[19:32] <DirtyJumbo> hey phrantik
[19:32] <PhrantiK> 'lo
[19:32] <pvtspanky> i will turn it on krusty
[19:32] <PhrantiK> :)
[19:32] <Quagmire> how is the market in the UK/europe
[19:32] <_LB_> SB - When you get the chance later could you ask Robert to let us know what new things they have for us paysite owners ?  We alreay use aebn a little, but want to use them for all upsells and additions.
[19:33] <PhrantiK> shit what did i miss, friggin tube was delayed
[19:33] <Krusty> is it up REALLY LOUD? cos i swear when you hear uh oh 20 - 30 times on loud speakers and you're hungover, it'll help you ... bring up an extra "symptom" of a hangover ;)
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> does the hotel elb-la-krusty serve nightly hard boiled eggs?
[19:33] <_LB_> not anymore.
[19:33] <Krusty> phrantik, show's sort of just started - robert from AEBN is the guest
[19:33] <DirtyJumbo> phranttik, did you get abducted by those beer drinking aliens again?
[19:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> insurance disaster? hehe
[19:34] <_LB_> we had an industrial accident, and a Male model was injured ruining his future career.
[19:34] <IrishT> brb
[19:34] <PhrantiK> nope, this time the goddamn tube was borked
[19:34] <Krusty> sort of yeah....
[19:34] <PhrantiK> doh
[19:34] <Krusty> HAHAHAH MALE MODEL
[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe
[19:34] <_LB_> so he doesnt cook eggs anymore
[19:34] <_LB_> and krusty cant cook
[19:34] <Krusty> but is continuing his modelling career
[19:34] <Krusty> i can cook
[19:34] <PhrantiK> LB does he suck them now instead? :)
[19:34] <Krusty> i'd like to see you finish a lasagne on your own ;)
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[19:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty can make me some toast so I can try the vegemite hehe.
[19:34] * Krusty sets mode: +v Trekker
[19:34] <PhrantiK> mmmm vegemite
[19:34] <Krusty> i can make a really good duck!
[19:35] <_LB_> vegemite is great for a hangover.
[19:35] <pvtspanky> gross lb
[19:35] <Krusty> yeah.. i've stopped burning the toast - now for a step up
[19:35] <PhrantiK> on burnt toast....
[19:35] <Quagmire> on a cell phone?
[19:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hear vegemite is made from the beer making process, and that can't be bad, hehe.
[19:35] <Krusty> it IS spanky!! that and lemonade strangely enough
[19:35] <PhrantiK> burnt toast is good for a hangover!
[19:36] <_LB_> thats right .... aebn actually does your own custom theater for you !  we got a few done and they convert really well.
[19:36] <Dane> What is vegemite?
[19:36] <Krusty> yeppers :) 
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> the "california burrito" from my locan mexican place is great for hangovers, I think it is the fried potato in there.
[19:36] <_LB_> a yeast spread (no thats not the LA Hooker variety).
[19:36] <Krusty> vegemite is a yeast extract food thing that americans don't like because it doesn't have 20kg of sugar in it
[19:36] <PhrantiK> Dane: http://www.vegemite.com.au/
[19:36] <Krusty> HAHAH LB
[19:36] <Krusty> you were LOOKING for a pun LB :P
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> custom theater? only for paysite owners or?
[19:37] <Krusty> to americans - it would taste the same ;)
[19:37] <Krusty> well we gave our icon/site title image and they made a theater for us.
[19:37] <Quagmire> vegemite is like a cheese then?
[19:37] <pvtspanky> im laying on the floor... but i am listening...
[19:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> When titanbucks does a show. I say we cover krusty in vegemite, then we throw buttered toast at her, and sell whatever sticks.
[19:37] <LeiaSwift> That is meant as a promo your site type thing to the girls - or that was how camz was promoting the "free view of members area" to their girls (which I am one)
[19:38] <Sleazybear> xobile.com
[19:38] <Lindsey> theaters  for damn near everyone.
[19:38] <LeiaSwift> camz is doing that in beta right now because they limited it to the first so many girls to return the email to them
[19:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I gotta do some cell phone tests. hard to get traffic though, I'd think
[19:39] <ultrasKING> http://www.xobile.com
[19:39] <adulion> sorru i was elsewhere
[19:39] <_LB_> i have never really worked out how to get an entry angle to cellphone stuff. 
[19:39] <adulion> how do i market this?
[19:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Maybe a blog dedicated to mobile porn....hmmmm...
[19:40] <adulion> that could be one way...
[19:40] <Stiffy> mobile porn reviews?
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I love the guys that I get hits from on my sites that are surfing from the sega dreamcast, That shit is funny.
[19:40] <Lindsey> there are banners you can get for xobile on your site
[19:40] <adulion> whats his email addy?
[19:41] <adulion> this tuff huge over here...
[19:41] <CatsEye> gotta say that looks really cool
[19:41] <adulion> stuff*
[19:41] <Lindsey> robert@aebn.net
[19:41] <ultrasKING> robert@aebn.com
[19:41] <ultrasKING> .net   :)
[19:41] <Lindsey> lol
[19:41] <adulion> but what site?
[19:41] <Krusty> blog is updated shifty :)
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[19:42] <Quagmire> wtf. hoes.com banned my new domain from submitting
[19:42] <Lindsey> www.xobile.com
[19:42] * Krusty sets mode: +v Geeman
[19:42] <Geeman> sorry...I´m late
[19:42] <DirtyJumbo> hey geman
[19:42] <CatsEye> damn Quagmire :(
[19:42] <Geeman> hello together :)
[19:42] <Krusty> SB - it probably fainted because it only just found out you play with pornos ALLLLLll day lol
[19:43] <Krusty> 2my blog's updated shifty
[19:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> reading it :)
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[19:43] * Krusty sets mode: +v wizzbang
[19:45] <Krusty> refresh it :) i put some funny smilies in :)
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn krusty, you went from sad, to painfull, hehe :)
[19:45] <Krusty> HAHA
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nice, lol
[19:45] <Krusty> yeah.. it's all happy from here-on-in
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[19:45] <_LB_> why painful ?
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want some braces pics! ;)
[19:45] <Krusty> I wrote the story about how i lost my front teeth
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[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> about cracked teeth, surgery, etc, hehe..
[19:46] * Krusty sets mode: +v Geeman
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ouch
[19:46] <Stiffy> jobs... where is the list?
[19:46] <Krusty> hehehe i tried to make it as graphic as i could...but i'm not THAT good.
[19:46] <Krusty> www.aebn.com
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I mean her blog went from sad to painfull, not krusty herself, hehe.
[19:46] <Krusty> haa oh... i'm saaaaaaaaaaad
[19:46] <Krusty> have any of you guys seen the show "Little Britain" that's funny shit
[19:47] <Lindsey> www.aebn.com
[19:47] <Lindsey> enter the webmasters aera
[19:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> never heard of it.
[19:47] <Lindsey> click on careers
[19:47] <_LB_> you are long overdue a positive post krusty :)
[19:47] <Lindsey> area*
[19:47] <ultrasKING> lol
[19:47] <Krusty> it rips off British people just as well as South Park and Team America do Canada and US, respectively :)
[19:47] <adulion> can i get a job and work over the internet at aebn from ireland?
[19:48] <CatsEye> nice krusty sounds fun
[19:48] <Lindsey> lol
[19:48] <_LB_> or rename it "Krusty's Depressing Blog Of Sorrow And Sadness"   :)
[19:48] <Lindsey> ummm...
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LOL
[19:48] <LeiaSwift> krusty check icq
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Next post is about krustys pregnancy scare.
[19:48] <_LB_> asjdhasjh#$#SAQW@! ?asd
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> heheh
[19:48] <_LB_> pregnancy ?
[19:49] <Dane> Teen angst blogs pull truckloads of traffic....
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> To fit in with the theme, lol.
[19:49] <_LB_> you do this to me every week shifty !!
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehehe..
[19:49] <PhrantiK> COngrats LB!
[19:49] <PhrantiK> :)
[19:49] <adulion> i already have...
[19:49] <Quagmire> don't you have a toronto office?
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> North carolina is my favorite of the carolinas.
[19:50] <_LB_> wow. thats huge.
[19:50] <Lindsey> the carolinas are special.
[19:50] <adulion> icq or phone for you... i dont like email
[19:50] <adulion> ?
[19:50] <_LB_> krusty .... sr ?
[19:50] <CatsEye> I'd love to move to North Carolina. :)
[19:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> The carolinas are like visiting the US back in the pre civil war days, lol.
[19:50] <Lindsey> LOL
[19:51] <RobertAEBN> 248-328-178
[19:51] <RobertAEBN> Robert@aebn.net
[19:51] <PhrantiK> 4 Rob, is there a geographic requirement for the positions?
[19:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I should start a beer of the month club. Wonder what the legalities of selling beer over the net is.
[19:51] <CatsEye> too ugly to contemplate, shifty...
[19:51] <Krusty> good qtn phrantik!
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd imagine.
[19:52] <Krusty> LB - you can have SR :)
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm emailing Robert to see if he can hook me up with some thai whores!
[19:53] <Krusty> it would be VERY scary to be pregnant.. i don't want to be content for my own niche!!
[19:53] <ultrasKING> lol
[19:53] <Lindsey> thai whores. lol wow.
[19:53] <PhrantiK> lol
[19:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, just think of the money you could save!
[19:53] <Stiffy> isn't there like a list of jobs?
[19:53] <RobertAEBN> I have plenty of thai whores
[19:54] <adulion> http://www.aebn.net/index.cfm?fuseaction=main.careers
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Or you could team up with an abortion clinic, and hire people to get pregnant just long enough to create content, and then you can pay for the abortion, rinse and repeat! I could be going to hell for that.
[19:54] <Lindsey> ....
[19:54] <Lindsey> that was horrible LOL
[19:54] <Trekker> you probably should
[19:54] <RobertAEBN> lol
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> robert, you are a pimp, and a player, bro. hehe.
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lindsey, indeed, hehe/
[19:54] <CatsEye> thanks Robert!
[19:54] <Sleazybear> http://www.aebn.net/index.cfm?fuseaction=main.careers
[19:54] <_LB_> thx robert :)
[19:54] <adulion> THANKS
[19:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> thanks robert!
[19:55] <ultrasKING> tx robert
[19:55] <PhrantiK> cheers Robert!
[19:55] <Lindsey> thanks. (just jumping on board)
[19:55] <_LB_> so you've been 'brain drizzling' 
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[19:55] * Sleazybear sets mode: +v Meat
[19:55] <PhrantiK> lo meat
[19:55] <_LB_> hey meat :)
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and that is why I think meat's penis is only 3 inches.
[19:55] <Meat> hi guys
[19:55] <LeiaSwift> hi lindsay - haven't seen you around before
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh, hay there meat.
[19:55] <Meat> lol
[19:55] <ultrasKING> hi Meat
[19:55] <Lindsey> yeah, funny thing.
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe
[19:55] <Stiffy> hey meat
[19:56] <Stiffy> nice timing ;-)
[19:56] <Krusty> MEAT MONSTER! how's it hanging!
[19:56] <Meat> y has everyone got splus signs?
[19:56] <DirtyJumbo> hey meat
[19:56] <Lindsey> hello leia.
[19:56] <RobertAEBN> Meat is good
[19:56] <CatsEye> I'd love to work for them remotely if I could. :)
[19:56] <ultrasKING> hanging till the floor
[19:56] <Krusty> OMG SHIFTY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA
[19:56] <CatsEye> meat. meat stick. meat puppet. meat pie.
[19:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehehe.
[19:56] <Meat> lol
[19:56] <Lindsey> none of that
[19:56] <Lindsey> just simply...meat.
[19:57] <RobertAEBN> lol
[19:57] <LeiaSwift> :( poor krusty... starting rumors about you
[19:57] <RobertAEBN> I think I am a lesbian
[19:57] <Krusty> shifty - meat's wanger isn't 3 inches - it's almost 3 foot :)
[19:57] <_LB_> poor krusty ?
[19:57] <_LB_> any new netpondcash sites coming out meat ???
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, so he could have sex with like 6 chicks at the same time?
[19:57] <Geeman> pornstars.uncovered :P
[19:57] <Meat> yea a couple lb, not sure when tho
[19:57] <Krusty> haha rumors... i know :(
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Netpond needs a british headmistress site.
[19:58] <_LB_> any sneakpeaks ?
[19:58] <Krusty> yep.. sit them on his flag pole!
[19:58] <Stiffy> I think there needs to be stiffy.uncovered
[19:58] <Stiffy> ;-)
[19:58] <CatsEye> heh
[19:58] <Meat> lol
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[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> momma always said, don't have premarital sex, but if you do.......do it in the ass so they won't get pregnant.
[19:58] <Lindsey> LOL
[19:58] <Krusty> HAHAHAH shifty
[19:58] <PhrantiK> hahahahaha 
[19:58] <Lindsey> mama always knows best
[19:58] <Stiffy> hahaha
[19:58] <PhrantiK> lol
[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> indeed, hehe.
[19:58] <CatsEye> I always like the hold an aspirin between your knees advice
[19:59] <Krusty> if I'm pregnant - LB's gonna be the stay at home mom
[19:59] <Lindsey> say what?
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[19:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> if they jump up and down after sex, they won't get pregnant.
[19:59] <_LB_> lol. I'm not one to mix poo and splotch.
[19:59] * Krusty sets mode: +v RobertAEBN
[19:59] <Meat> wb robert
[19:59] <CatsEye> yeah, and doing it in a swimming pool is totally safe.
[19:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> you guys missed out, that adwords chat rocked.
[19:59] <Krusty> splotch lol
[19:59] <CatsEye> Semper Fi Alpha!
[19:59] <Krusty> meats baby :( i'm sorry LB - i had unprotected virtual AND phone sex with Meat while you were gone - but ... i was lonely!! you understand right
[20:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Condoms can break, that is why I use the time tested method.......pulling out and cumming on the tattoo above their asses.
[20:00] <ultrasKING> shifty -- repeat everithing you got form LB
[20:00] <Krusty> lol shifty
[20:00] <Krusty> yeah you don't want a creamy oreo......... like brown and the creamy shit dripping out 
[20:00] <Lindsey> lol...there is this chick with a tattoo of  mickey mouse on her lower back and it says "BackShot" in cursive
[20:00] <_LB_> lol
[20:00] <Lindsey> so wrong.
[20:00] <PhrantiK> so very wrong LOL
[20:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe
[20:00] <Krusty> COKE can fix ANYTHIGN
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lindsey, nice, lol
[20:01] <Krusty> HAHAHAHHA I KNOW it's wrong :P:P
[20:01] <Lindsey> lol yeah, she seemed to be proud.
[20:01] <Quagmire> when a man loves a woman they have special hugs and 9 months later the stork brings a baby
[20:01] <Krusty> SB 
[20:01] <Krusty> ring someone!!!
[20:01] <Krusty> RING SHIFTY!
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy, we want 30 more minutes!
[20:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> not me, hehe..
[20:01] <Lindsey> "special hugs"
[20:01] <Krusty> I've heard shifty can last 30 mins... world record.. personal record
[20:01] <Lindsey> lol lovely.
[20:02] <Sleazybear> who do you all want me to call
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 30 minutes, yeah, if I am reading an interesting article in the restroom I can last that long.
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> call msanchez
[20:02] <CatsEye> thanks Sleazy!!
[20:02] <Krusty> RING SHIFTY
[20:02] <Trekker> get krusty on the phone
[20:02] <Sleazybear> now you all see why i dont drink beer
[20:02] <theshiftyeyedbastard> not me, I am still hoarse.
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[20:03] <Krusty> no *CRY* those damn preggo hormones are making me cry!! don't happy trail me SB hahaha
[20:03] <Sleazybear> come on who you want to call
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[20:03] <Trekker> krusty ;D
[20:03] <_LB_> hahaha. demanding bastard shifty :)
[20:03] <CatsEye> Ghost Busters!
[20:03] <Sleazybear> i stoped the end
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sorry, hehehe...
[20:03] <PhrantiK> shiiiifty! step up!
[20:03] <Sleazybear> i stopped the song
[20:03] <Krusty> HAHA OMG that was .... spoooky - you tease
[20:03] <Sleazybear> so who you want me to call
[20:03] <LeiaSwift> wow  Is this the encore or something??
[20:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> call leiaswift
[20:03] <Lindsey> Ok, take care ya'll..feel free to contact Robert@aebn.net for questions, or any of our customer service reps
[20:03] <_LB_> this is like the end of the movies where after the credits you get an easteregg
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[20:03] <Lindsey> bye
[20:03] <LeiaSwift> haha shifty
[20:03] <Krusty> hang on. i'll get you shifty's number!
[20:03] <PhrantiK> thanks Lindsay
[20:04] <CatsEye> Thank you Robert sent you a message already
[20:04] <Krusty> SHIFTY CELL OR SHIFTY HOME?
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> don't call me, I got no voice, hehe...
[20:04] <_LB_> we could call you.
[20:04] <_LB_> we call from skype.
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, you punk, lol hehe.
[20:04] <Lindsey> very welcome...Robert is in his corner working hard as we speak
[20:04] <Lindsey> typing his little heart away lol
[20:04] <Krusty> I CAN CALL YOU :) I have 4.04 Euro left on skype :)
[20:04] <Lindsey> ok...take care. ciao.
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[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> leiaswift can give us a new netpondshow orgasm ;)
[20:05] <Quagmire> call up a sponsor support # and come up with a completel wacky problem to confuse them
[20:05] <LeiaSwift> lol quagmire
[20:05] <_LB_> yeah get shifty on
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> get me on next week. My throat is still hoarse from the flu I had.
[20:06] <Trekker> from the flu hih
[20:06] <_LB_> oh whoops. i thought you wanted krusty.
[20:06] <Trekker> huh*
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> both of em.
[20:06] <Krusty> I'm online.. .sorry guys
[20:06] <_LB_> you got krusty now :)
[20:06] <Krusty> ok guys - ask me qtns
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4.4 euros? that is like 500 usd now!
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> you can talk all day
[20:07] <_LB_> my ears !!!!
[20:07] <PhrantiK> whoa loud
[20:07] <PhrantiK> hehe
[20:07] <Krusty> ahhh sod off
[20:07] <ultrasKING> what language is this now :)
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Krusty, what is getting better conversion ratios between the two titanbucks preggo tours?
[20:07] <_LB_> 2hours worth ?  couldn't be me.
[20:07] <LeiaSwift> its austrailian ultras...
[20:07] <Dane> Krusty, youeven giggle with an accent, lol.
[20:07] <ultrasKING> lol
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[20:08] <_LB_> first one shifty.
[20:08] <ultrasKING> Leia I like your hair color
[20:08] <LeiaSwift> thanks ultras
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 do you still do submits, etc, or is your time filled just taking care of titanbucks issues?
[20:08] <_LB_> complaining.  my ears are bleeding :)
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lb, good, because I had already made my site that color hehe.
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fine then, hehe
[20:09] <ultrasKING> Leia if you decide to redesign your site or have another tour that is more graphich hit me up ;)
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Krusty, what is your favorite feature on a female stripper?
[20:10] <LeiaSwift> LeiaSwift.com redesign is in the works
[20:10] <ultrasKING> nice
[20:10] <ultrasKING> :)
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[20:10] <_LB_> Shifty the thing is that each time we have gotten a tour designed it doesn't convert as well as the original one we did inhouse. Its surprising because they look better but in every instance they do worse. strange
[20:10] * Krusty sets mode: +v redguy
[20:10] <LeiaSwift> I'll let you know when it comes out.. going to try to go for no-leaks and emphasis webmaster prog (It will be with ccbill)
[20:11] <redguy> hi :)
[20:11] <ultrasKING> cool
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 what is your answer to the question that LB asked a while back on netpond about if all your sites crashed, and you needed to start from ground zero?
[20:11] <ultrasKING> I would plug a few creatives on my site
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, that is pretty odd. I have a theory that surfers dig stuff that looks a bit more homegrown, so it has "real" factor. But I dunno.
[20:12] <redguy> don't forget preview - I always get turned down for that :(
[20:12] <PhrantiK> Krusty, I had the same shit when I submitted a preggo gallery last night
[20:12] <ultrasKING> Leia you can PM me on the pond when affialite prog is done and new site is up :_
[20:12] <LeiaSwift> ultras - I'm not going to remember your request, bbut I'll make an announcement in the main
[20:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Krusty, when are the latex molded feet coming out, and will I get a free pair for coming up with the idea, and a potential cut of the profits?
[20:13] <ultrasKING> cool I will follow ya than ;)
[20:13] <PhrantiK> lol
[20:13] <LeiaSwift> thanks :)
[20:13] <_LB_> hahahahaa
[20:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard>  what is that noise? why does it sound like someone is pissing?
[20:14] <_LB_> thats cheating !  lol
[20:14] <PhrantiK> lol i wondered that shifty
[20:14] <Sleazybear> i was pouring a diet mt dew
[20:14] <PhrantiK> SB is getting kinky on us
[20:14] <Sleazybear> sorry
[20:14] <PhrantiK> hehe
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[20:15] <ultrasKING> Leia feel free to submit your blog to my directory http://www.adultbloglinks.com/html/index.shtml  I like it :)
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[20:16] <Quagmire> krusty-brand fleshlight
[20:16] <_LB_> how do you give redguy voice ?  whats the command ?
[20:16] * Krusty sets mode: +v redguy
[20:16] <LeiaSwift> alright ultras thanks
[20:16] <redguy> cheers krusty :) 
[20:17] <Krusty> already done
[20:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 is the paysite game all that you guys thought it would be, or is it more trouble than it ended up being worth?
[20:18] <ultrasKING> good Q shifty
[20:18] <LeiaSwift> omg krusty thats the perfect way to avoid my family :D
[20:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fleshlight not flashlight, hehe
[20:19] <LeiaSwift> lol
[20:19] <PhrantiK> lolol
[20:19] <Quagmire> so basically what he's saying is you get to give it to the girl in the can
[20:20] <adulion> kkrusty would you get me some cexclusive ghf or preggo content??
[20:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 what is the best advice you would give someone brand new into the adult industry?
[20:21] <Sleazybear> adulion she would have to be prego first
[20:21] <_LB_> shifty ... i think controlthy and me came in with our eyes pretty open since we have worked with several paysites and owned several before.
[20:21] <Krusty> um... do you guys want me to be a "semi permanent person" on netpond show
[20:21] <PhrantiK> 4 Krusty - do you see yourself staying in the porn industry for the long term?
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, ok, cool deal :)
[20:22] <redguy> I can tell krusty is rivted...
[20:22] <redguy> lol
[20:22] <Meat> sorry guys im still cookin dinner so AFK
[20:22] <ultrasKING> VirtualDUB is the best free converter
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> semi permanent would be cool :)
[20:22] <redguy> yeah we need more Krusty!
[20:22] <_LB_> adulion can get you a pass to ghf and you can use anything.
[20:22] <_LB_> preggo is different though.
[20:22] <redguy> perhaps we could set up a webcam too? ;) lol
[20:23] <Stiffy> if you guys need video encoding, hit me up...  
[20:23] <PhrantiK> whys that LB?
[20:23] <adulion> pm me your icq
[20:23] <_LB_> licence doesn't cover it. 
[20:23] <ultrasKING> http://www.virtualdub.org/features
[20:23] <PhrantiK> i c - cool
[20:23] <adulion> i have krustys but not yours but we sleep in opposite times...
[20:24] <_LB_> hit krusty up and she will hook you up .... 173-489-526
[20:24] <Krusty> if you have a qtn pls change the colour of the text :)
[20:24] <_LB_> oh ok.  lol.  mine is 15567120
[20:24] <_LB_> i am always invisible, so just leave me a msg.
[20:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 How do you feel about being constantly hit on by all the perverted bastards (and one fine upstanding guy) from the pond?
[20:24] <ultrasKING> lol
[20:24] <PhrantiK> hahahahahahahaha
[20:25] <adulion> ok
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[20:25] * Krusty sets mode: +v seven
[20:25] <adulion> i'll hit ya up next week... cos this weekend is halloween and im off all week...
[20:26] <adulion> i got my first titanbucks rebill yesterday
[20:26] <adulion> :D
[20:26] <_LB_> adulion ... feel free to hit me up anytime, i might be able to give you some pricing and tour suggestions. 
[20:27] <LeiaSwift> my main family knows..
[20:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> heheheheh
[20:27] <ultrasKING> 4Krusty with what niche you make the most money?
[20:27] <adulion> how come the stats on titanbucks and on statsremote differ?
[20:27] <adulion> the pricing i me....
[20:27] <LeiaSwift> I dont see the point in marriage...
[20:27] <redguy> uniques and raw? they differ on TB and US too
[20:27] <adulion> mean*
[20:27] <_LB_> good question adulion.  which is showing more ?
[20:27] <redguy> US = unified stats
[20:28] <adulion> statsremote
[20:28] <adulion> 17.90 for a rebill?
[20:28] <_LB_> raw clicks. i dont know why they would be different though. I will have to check with our techie guy :)
[20:28] <PhrantiK> 4 Krusty - critique my gallery on the show: http://nastyginger.com/fs/gals/preggo/
[20:28] <_LB_> ahhh thats in USD.  we actually bill in euros.
[20:29] <_LB_> that might be why. 
[20:29] <adulion> LB i have made some of my own banners...
[20:29] <ultrasKING> PhrantiK I like your gallery but "click here now!" in light green sucks as it is hard to see on pink
[20:29] <adulion> there on this shitty freesite
[20:29] <adulion> http://dirtymaria.com/freesites/goodhardfuck/
[20:30] <PhrantiK> yer i couldnt figure out a decent colour to make it stand out without hurting eyes
[20:30] <ultrasKING> Blue
[20:30] <ultrasKING> :)
[20:30] <CatsEye> gotta run. Thanks for the chat and show, take care y'all
[20:30] <ultrasKING> later CatsEye
[20:30] <adulion> i wanted less hardcore animated ones
[20:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 What is your favorite color of turtleneck, and do you prefer cotton, or blends?
[20:30] <pvtspanky> bye cat
[20:30] <_LB_> got a new good hard fuck tour coming. It sitting on my pc atm, just gotta add text :)
[20:31] <LeiaSwift> Krusty - modeling isn't that bad is it?
[20:31] <PhrantiK> ok cool, will keep it in mind for the next one - cheers
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[20:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, how is the ratios going on good hard fuck? I never bothered because I haven't done general hardcore.
[20:31] <_LB_> it gets the least traffic funnily enough.
[20:31] <adulion> im moving away from my usual solo girl to hardcore....
[20:31] <_LB_> but ghf did around 1:500 for me on worldsex traffic each time.
[20:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> nice.
[20:32] <_LB_> not enough to give you a reliable idea though.
[20:32] <adulion> shaftuncovered went from 66:! one for me to something like 1500:1
[20:32] <adulion> 66:!*
[20:32] <_LB_> ratios can always jump around. 
[20:32] <IrishT> Thanks all..
[20:33] <redguy> I'm at 1:4426 across all my sponosrs this month :O beat that!
[20:33] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I could never convert shaft for some reason. I think because it has an interracial slant, but also has black women, and indian women, and people are just use to black on white.
[20:33] <LeiaSwift> houses on my street = 90k - 130k I think..
[20:33] <_LB_> we get a max of 1.5mb/512kb dsl.  
[20:33] <adulion> 90k? USD?
[20:33] <LeiaSwift> yeah I think so
[20:33] <_LB_> some areas are getting close to 8mb but not many.
[20:33] <ultrasKING> Leia that is cheap
[20:33] <LeiaSwift> yeah i'm in ohio usa
[20:34] <redguy> BT is trialling 8mbps at the mo over here
[20:34] <adulion> houses here are about 200k usd.. thats the cheapest
[20:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 90-130k? damn. I couldn't buy a 1 bedroom place for that round here.
[20:34] <redguy> Bulldog Broadband is apparently trialling 24mbps *drool*
[20:34] <adulion> 8meg only in very certain areas
[20:34] <ultrasKING> in Toronto Canada it is crazy ... 200k is minimum for 1 bdr condo
[20:34] <LeiaSwift> yeah I live in suburbs of a city on a side street...
[20:34] <adulion> and none in northern ireland
[20:34] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hate tourist shit. If I visit somewhere, I like to just see how people live, and what is going on.
[20:34] <Dane> I built my house for 12k.
[20:35] <Stiffy> I'm in Yellowknife, NT - 350k for a mobile trailer
[20:35] <_LB_> the place we live in here would probably be around 800k atm and its quite a nice house.  an average place on an average plot of land would be 250-400k. 
[20:35] <LeiaSwift> very cool Dane
[20:35] <Stiffy> :-(
[20:35] <LeiaSwift> hahaha of course we've seen Lord of the Rings <3
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dane, did you build it by hand? hehe
[20:35] <LeiaSwift> NT?
[20:35] <Dane> Actually, yes.
[20:35] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Dane........damn, nice.
[20:35] <ultrasKING> YellowKnife sucks lol :)
[20:35] <Dane> Hired in the foundation work, but did the rest myself.
[20:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I couldn't even lay a foundation for that price, damn concrete mafia.
[20:36] <ultrasKING> Nort Teritorry = NT
[20:36] <LeiaSwift> how long did it take Dane?
[20:36] <adulion> bourneville...
[20:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dane, where are you from again?
[20:36] <_LB_> where you been dane ?  havent seen you around much on the pond.
[20:36] <adulion> you have crunchie... my god!!!
[20:36] <adulion> my favourite bar...
[20:36] <adulion> your like miles away...
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[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Australias female national soccer team has the hottest goalie. I been in love since the olympics.
[20:37] <Dane> Started in Oct 2003 and moved in July 1 2004, 3 days before my daughter was born.
[20:37] <_LB_> more expensive to live here in Aus though SB.  Our tax is insane. 
[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I think I will move to costa rica.
[20:37] <adulion> tax in the republic of ireland is crazy
[20:37] <adulion> 21% VAT
[20:37] <_LB_> I want to move to the US sometime. 
[20:37] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I do already have a house in Haiti, but there is too much civil war going on right now to visit, hehe..
[20:37] <Dane> I'm in Missouri, Shifty, But I'll always be from Arizona. ;)
[20:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, come out to california, and together.......we will conquer the world.
[20:38] <_LB_> I HATE cali.  :)
[20:38] <redguy> the problem with moving to the US is that all the decent laces property costs a fortune lol
[20:38] <adulion> this is where i live
[20:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> as long as I get to wear a darth vader suit.
[20:38] <adulion> http://www.newrycity.com
[20:38] <_LB_> I love denver
[20:38] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Cali rocks, just have to stay out of the big cities ;)
[20:38] <_LB_> too hot. I like the cold or temperate.
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[20:38] <Trekker> if you move to a huge city propery costs are nasty, move to a smaller town and its dirt cheap
[20:38] <Dane> But I know what prices are like for you cause I was born in San Diego and lived there for a couple years in the 80's.
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[20:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Stay near the coast, and it is around 60-80 degrees ;)
[20:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> denver is crazy with the snow, nice the rest of the year though.
[20:39] <_LB_> whats that in celcius ?
[20:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I dunno, hehe.
[20:39] <Quagmire> my feet are cold
[20:39] <Quagmire> it snowed here this morning
[20:39] <_LB_> Sleazybear you gotta travel !!!!  Seeing other countries is an amazing experience.
[20:39] <Dane> San Diego has been called the land of perpetual Spring, LB.
[20:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 15.5
[20:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> celcius
[20:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> to 26.
[20:40] <Trekker> 80F is 26.6
[20:40] <_LB_> ah thats perfect.
[20:40] <Dane> But at one point I was paying 1600 a month for a studio there.
[20:40] <Trekker> hope you like earthquakes :D
[20:40] <LeiaSwift> 80F is swimming weather
[20:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> around the coast, and the northern part of the state the temperatures are nice. I'd like to move closer to the coast. I despise the heat.
[20:40] <Quagmire> anyone else getting that filthy pedo email spam
[20:41] <PhrantiK> food, laters
[20:41] <adulion> here guys ... thanks im away to tkd... cyas
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[20:41] <Trekker> later
[20:41] <redguy> bye
[20:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> see ya adulion
[20:41] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I get pedo email spam by the bucketloads every day.
[20:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> summer where I am is like 100 or 37 celcius. I hate it. I stay in the ac from the time I wake up, till bed, hehe
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[20:42] <Trekker> its like a kick in the face when you do go outside though I bet
[20:42] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hell yeah. 
[20:43] <ultrasKING> slim down shifty
[20:43] <Dane> Belize, Sleazy.
[20:43] <_LB_> summer is humid here. we have a awesome ducted aircon here which saves our life.
[20:43] <redguy> and because it looks like you're compansating for a small penis :) sorry SB lol
[20:43] <Trekker> I like where I live, the only thing I need to deal with is snow, no quakes, hurricanes, tornados, tsunami's etc
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I dig stockton though, It is large enough to have everything I need.......and small enough that stores still actually have parking lots, unlike frisco, hehe.
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> when I was in NY humidity kicked my ass.
[20:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ultrasking, yeah, that is one option.
[20:43] <ultrasKING> :)
[20:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> people always think cali has earthquakes all the time. I have felt like 3 in my life, hehe
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[20:44] <Dane> Zero Humidity is one of the great things about Arizona.
[20:44] <Trekker> only takes 1 nasty one, like pakistan
[20:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dane, yeah, but the 120 degree days kinda counteracts it hehe
[20:45] <Dane> Huricanes kill more people every year than earthquakes kill every decade.
[20:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> trekker, yeah, that is true.
[20:45] <Trekker> hurricanes kill 80k+ a year?
[20:45] <redguy> fair enough!
[20:45] <Dane> 120 is Pheonix or Ymau, Tuscon is always 10-20 degrees cooler.
[20:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> People keep rebuilding their houses every year after tornado/hurricanes. That has got to be big business.
[20:45] <_LB_> did they get the hurricane disaster sorted out over there yet ?
[20:46] <Trekker> yeah for the most part, we are getting ass raped by hurricanes this year
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I almost went to school in arizona, but settled on NY.
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, nope.
[20:46] <Trekker> florida took it like a champ as usual though
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Still under huge investigation, etc..
[20:46] <Quagmire> forget style i want fuel economy
[20:46] <_LB_> what about the first one ?
[20:46] <_LB_> where was it again ?
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Though they reopened some bars in new orleans, and a strip joint I think, so we are well on our way, hehe..
[20:46] <Trekker> new orleans
[20:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> katrina in new orleans.
[20:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> there is a new one coming, another one just ended
[20:47] <_LB_> yeah thats the one. sorry I forget.
[20:47] <Dane> If you mean by sorted out, that the media and general public have forgotten about it already, then, yep, all sorted, lol.
[20:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> this years weather is crazy.
[20:47] <Trekker> but their problem was flooding from the surrounding lakes and rivers
[20:47] <_LB_> yeah dane thats what I guessed. 
[20:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dane. Yes, hehe. all sorted.
[20:47] <theshiftyeyedbastard> just like 9/11 got settled, hehe.
[20:47] <Krusty> LB .. can i have a beer?
[20:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn you gotta ask permission? I need to get some tips from LB, heeh
[20:48] <_LB_> not after that comment.
[20:48] <LeiaSwift> Krusty how tall are you???
[20:48] <Krusty> 5'7"
[20:48] <Krusty> 170 cm
[20:48] <LeiaSwift> :D I'm 5'9
[20:49] <ultrasKING> nice size girls
[20:49] <ultrasKING> :)
[20:49] <Trekker> they ran out of names for hurricanes, using greek alphabet now lol
[20:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Vegas has high priced hookers booze and gambling all in the same place.
[20:50] <Dane> Well, I gotta run. Peace all.
[20:50] <Quagmire> someone needs to send SB a bottle of Maudite
[20:50] <Trekker> later
[20:50] <ultrasKING> ciao Dane
[20:50] <theshiftyeyedbastard> U.S. has some killer microbrews, not all american beer is piss water :)
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[20:50] <Trekker> no just beer in general :P
[20:51] <_LB_> how did hurricane alpha do ?
[20:51] <ultrasKING> lol
[20:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> alpha is still going on I think. I am rooting for it! ;)
[20:51] <Trekker> not sure, if it even upgraded to hurricane yet
[20:51] <Krusty> www.carltondraught.com.au
[20:51] <Krusty> hilarious adverts
[20:52] <Quagmire> oh jesus
[20:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe.
[20:52] <Trekker> so is fosters really australian beer or is that just bs advertising? lol
[20:52] <Quagmire> i thought sh ewas talking about a moneyshot
[20:52] <Quagmire> right between the eyes
[20:52] <Quagmire> from 10 metres
[20:52] <ultrasKING> eople in USA love huricanes http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2403&rtn=main-topten
[20:52] <_LB_> we cant even buy fosters here without trying to find it
[20:52] <_LB_> we never drink it.
[20:52] <Trekker> lol thats what I figured
[20:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> for my money, fosters is worse than budweiser.
[20:53] <wizzbang> They say that Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water
[20:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> at least I went into knowing bud sucked when I tried it, someone talked up fosters to me, hehe
[20:53] <_LB_> also the australian brand beers that you guys have over there have all be changed .  they reduce the flavour, the bubbles and alc content.
[20:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> bud gives the worst hangovers ever.
[20:53] <ultrasKING> the best beer is SCHNEIDER WEISSE http://www.schneider-weisse.de/
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I like darker beers, porters usually. Well, when the weather gets colder.
[20:54] <Quagmire> hey, anyone here having a bad month with TCG?
[20:54] <Trekker> I'll stick with coffee, can't work when I'm drunk
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I am having my best month ever with tcg, ratiowise.
[20:54] <Quagmire> i hate you
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sorry, hehe..
[20:54] <Quagmire> i am having my worst month ever
[20:54] <Quagmire> 1:426 and climbing
[20:55] <ultrasKING> http://www.schneider-weisse.com/Messestand.jpg
[20:55] <ultrasKING> cheers
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> just keep plugging. I have had months with them where it sucked, them bam, next month killer.
[20:55] <_LB_> tcg was all over the place for me. and they count strage!  the numbers dont match what I am sending.
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 sleazy, I want a show all about building huge sites that retain surfers, that ISN"T tgp.
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[20:56] <Trekker> lol, got a few days?
[20:56] * Sleazybear sets mode: +v RobertAEBN
[20:56] <ultrasKING> I want show that will tell us how to do nothing and make money
[20:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> tcg is odd sometimes, but they have been my best converting sponsor, usually.
[20:56] <Quagmire> up until last Sept my TCG was doing great
[20:56] <_LB_> shifty thats a great idea !
[20:56] <Quagmire> i won't give up, but i got frustrated so I left it alone for the rest of the month
[20:56] <_LB_> a real building show
[20:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ultrasking. Become a pimp!
[20:56] <RobertAEBN> damn
[20:56] <ultrasKING> :)
[20:56] <RobertAEBN> I just got in here, lol
[20:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, I know I'd attend! hehe.
[20:57] <Trekker> I wanna be a pimp
[20:57] <_LB_> i dont ... I wanna be stupidly rich :)
[20:57] <redguy> second that LB :)
[20:57] <RobertAEBN> third that
[20:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want enough money that I can put all the nephews/nieces/cousins through college without having to work at the same time :)
[20:57] <RobertAEBN> that sounds like a handjob site
[20:57] <LeiaSwift> we have jimmy johns around the college here in ohio..
[20:57] <RobertAEBN> lol
[20:57] <Trekker> I want to be a pimp like that dude at the bunny ranch, now he's stupidly rich
[20:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> yeah, that guy is pulling in some money for sure.
[20:58] <LeiaSwift> red lobster is all over here - commercialized - its owned by same people as Olive Garden
[20:59] <Trekker> saw a documentary on hbo, the girls charge alot, and half of it goes straight to the ranch, they also charge them for all their 'work materials, condoms, lubes etc..
[20:59] <redguy> what can you taste? ewwww
[20:59] <Krusty> bable-fest 2005
[20:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> The buffet in reno at the peppermill has the best all you can eat ever. Shrimp, crab, hella shit. ALWAYS go there when I am in reno ;)
[21:00] <RobertAEBN> Seafood is yummy
[21:00] <_LB_> you bastards have made me hungry !
[21:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> thanks for the extended show sleazy, ya made my week! :)
[21:00] <Krusty> SIZZLER
[21:01] <LeiaSwift> Yay - nice encore
[21:01] <redguy> takeout pizza!
[21:01] <Trekker> chuck e cheese :P
[21:01] <RobertAEBN> Thanks for having me
[21:01] <_LB_> take 2 :)
[21:01] <Paulandjohn> ;)
[21:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sizzler, eck, hehe
[21:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> outback is pretty good, for authentic australian blooming onions, hehe
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[21:01] <ultrasKING> holy
[21:01] <Krusty> it's not me lol
[21:01] <redguy> ouch
[21:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> fuck, that made my ears bleed
[21:01] <Krusty> sorry about the babbling guys lol
[21:01] <redguy> answer it!!!!
[21:02] <ultrasKING> yeah
[21:02] <redguy> wtf...
[21:02] <Krusty> HAHHAHAHAHA
[21:02] <Quagmire> one ringadingy <snort snort snort>
[21:02] <Trekker> this is some funny shit http://www.jessicaalbanaked.net/
