
Session Start: Wed Nov 09 18:51:11 2005
Session Ident: #plrlive
[18:51] * Now talking in #plrlive
[18:51] * Topic is 'Welcome too the PLR Radio -'
[18:51] * Set by Sleazybear on Wed Oct 12 20:07:21
[18:51] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! 
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ah, ok.
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[18:51] <Paulandjohn> hi there
[18:51] <ControlT> Hello PaulandJohn.
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Man, that game is the hardest thing to figure out. There can be 2 plays exactly the same, one time play goes on, the other time they stop play. I just drink more beer and quit thinking ;)
[18:51] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there p and j and harry.
[18:52] <Dutch_Harry> Hey shifty and the rest how are you all doing tonight
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I still can't believe there isn't more injuries in rugby than there is.
[18:52] <SleazyBear> ok its live
[18:52] <_LB_> its not a 'play' game.  American football really screws up your perception of other football games.  
[18:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sweet, got sound.
[18:53] <ultrasKING> American football is Handball
[18:53] <Dutch_Harry> American footbal is for sissy's
[18:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> american football is too slow paced. I can only watch it if I have money riding on it.
[18:53] <Dutch_Harry> Sound sucks
[18:53] <Paulandjohn> big tgps are ok with links to hub on gallery?
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dutch harry, say that to the studies that show they recieve head trauma equal to a car accident 15-20 times per game ;)
[18:54] <_LB_> i cant get over the body armour.  you guys should see aussie rules football. that stuff is hardcore. 
[18:54] <Paulandjohn> correction: i'm talking about only one link at the bottom :)
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I watch aussie rules football, and yes, that is damn hardcore. It is like basketball, football, soccer, and badmitton all rolled into one ;)
[18:54] <SleazyBear> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[18:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> who the shit is on the radio?
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[18:55] <Dutch_Harry> I dont know
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[18:55] <Magnoody> hey gang
[18:55] <SleazyBear> its me
[18:55] <Paulandjohn> lol
[18:55] <Dutch_Harry> really
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy, no way dude.
[18:55] <CoolJay> Hey guys
[18:55] <Dutch_Harry> really
[18:55] <ultrasKING> feed is up
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> serious?
[18:55] <Paulandjohn> somebody please answer my hub question
[18:55] <Dutch_Harry> no way that is not SB
[18:55] <ultrasKING> I can hear feed
[18:55] <ControlT> Sound quality is quite bad.
[18:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> This guy is a dirty hippie! ;)
[18:55] <ControlT> Hehe
[18:55] <CoolJay> Sound is bad :(
[18:56] <Magnoody> yep
[18:56] <Dutch_Harry> i hear the feed but it sucks dude
[18:56] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sound is scratchy, but it works.
[18:56] <Magnoody> I can't hear anything
[18:56] <Dutch_Harry> its like your talking true a pillow
[18:56] <Dutch_Harry> like your far far away
[18:56] <CoolJay> Time for a restart SB
[18:56] <Dutch_Harry> shoot the guy that sold you that mic
[18:57] <Magnoody> lolol
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> holy shit that does not sound like sleazy at all, lol
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it has static
[18:57] <_LB_> sounds muffled to me.
[18:57] <Paulandjohn> 4 big tgps are ok with link to hub on gallery?
[18:57] <Dutch_Harry> Thats is much better
[18:57] <ultrasKING> lol DH
[18:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and there is reverb or something
[18:57] <ultrasKING> getting better
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[18:58] <_LB_> very hard to understand ya.  very muffled
[18:58] <Magnoody> this is much better for me
[18:58] <CoolJay> Turn it up a bit as well SB..... I'm on full blast here, can hardly here you
[18:58] <Dutch_Harry> this is the good sound
[18:58] <CoolJay> Hey Tremor
[18:58] * Cactus-brb is now known as Cactus
[18:58] <Tremor> hi cooljay :)
[18:58] <ultrasKING> GOOD
[18:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> echo, echo, echo
[18:58] <_LB_> thats better. 
[18:58] <CoolJay> Thats better
[18:59] <Paulandjohn> hehehe
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> but it sounds more like sleazybear, hehe
[18:59] <Tremor> that's perfect
[18:59] <Dutch_Harry> much better
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> way better now
[18:59] <_LB_> that other mic was terrible !
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[18:59] <Dutch_Harry> verry happy
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that other mic sounded like you were shaggy from scoobie doo.
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> volume up
[18:59] <Magnoody> lol
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> perfection will be attained.
[18:59] <Dutch_Harry> LOL shifty
[18:59] <Paulandjohn> hey do you ppl can read what i'm writing?
[18:59] <Magnoody> yup PJ
[18:59] <theshiftyeyedbastard> paul and john. Nope
[19:00] <Paulandjohn> then answer my fucking question lol
[19:00] <CoolJay> Sound is fine now SB
[19:00] <Tremor> where's paul and john anyway?
[19:00] <_LB_> sound is fine
[19:00] <Paulandjohn> [18:57] <Paulandjohn>  big tgps are ok with link to hub on gallery?
[19:00] <ControlT> Volume is very low.
[19:00] <Magnoody> I don't work on galleries but LL would accept it
[19:00] <Paulandjohn> hm thanks
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[19:00] <Paulandjohn> tremor is only fucking with me or? :)
[19:00] <Redguy> audio sounds good :)
[19:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> PandJ........most of them don't care, from my experience, but I haven't done it much.
[19:00] <Haui> hi folks :)
[19:00] <CoolJay> Hey Haui
[19:00] <Tremor> just fuckin with ya paul and john haha
[19:00] <Magnoody> hi haui
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[19:00] <ControlT> Hello Haui.
[19:01] <Magnoody> lol
[19:01] <Tremor> hi haui
[19:01] <Paulandjohn> lol
[19:01] <Paulandjohn> thanks shifty
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> This is the best sounding netpond show qualitywise in months.
[19:01] <theshiftyeyedbastard> p&j no prob :)
[19:01] <ultrasKING> Hi Tremor
[19:01] <Paulandjohn> tremor check your private channel here on irc ;)
[19:02] <CoolJay> Paul & John .... are you recording?
[19:02] <Paulandjohn> yeah
[19:02] <CoolJay> cool beans :)
[19:02] <CoolJay> this show will rock!
[19:02] <Paulandjohn> on day you all will pay me hard bucks for this lolollol
[19:02] <Dutch_Harry> that mic sucks
[19:02] <CoolJay> is that Krusty :)
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[19:03] <Quagmire> eesh
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[19:03] <Magnoody> you CJ is a bad bad boy :)
[19:03] <CoolJay> me?  No way :)
[19:03] <Quagmire> rockaway beach came on the radio and reminded me the show was starting because it had bells in it
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[19:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> cooljay, nope, someone is strangling a dolphin ;)
[19:03] <RVince> 'evening everybody
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[19:03] <CoolJay> lol shifty
[19:03] <ultrasKING> hi RVince
[19:04] <Magnoody> lol shifty
[19:04] <CoolJay> Hi Rvince
[19:04] <LeiaSwift> this mic is clearer
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Altheon
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that mic sucks more balls than nina hartley.
[19:04] <Quagmire> hi Liea
[19:04] <Quagmire> Leia too
[19:04] <LeiaSwift> I'm here, party can start ;)
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Beejeebers
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v CatsEye
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v CoolJay
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v DanB
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Dutch_Harry
[19:04] * SleazyBear sets mode: +o Haui
[19:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazybear........I was thinking about doing that!
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[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v lcksmth
[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v LeiaSwift
[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Magnoody
[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Paulandjohn
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[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Quagmire
[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v RVince
[19:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want a phone that JUST works as a phone........they say they don't make them.
[19:05] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v slaxxx
[19:06] * smutrang is now known as smutranger
[19:06] <Meat> woops sorry guys, got stuck on phone and then forgot:(
[19:06] <CoolJay> lol Meat
[19:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> you got here just in time to go cook dinner meat!
[19:06] <Haui> hey Meat how ya doing? :)
[19:06] <Meat> hahahahahahahahaha
[19:06] <Meat> lol
[19:06] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v smutranger
[19:06] <_LB_> this is the most on time you have been in months meat ;)  you were an hour early lol
[19:06] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Tremor
[19:06] * Meat embarrased
[19:06] <Paulandjohn> lolol meat
[19:07] <ultrasKING> I had firs customer signed on xmobile AEBN from my blog
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I want a cell phone with a flip out magnifying glass to melt army men on the move!
[19:07] <Quagmire> big brother is watching
[19:07] <Meat> i hate cell phones
[19:07] <msanchez> I been trying Xobile on my blog seems like a good fit for blogs
[19:07] <Quagmire> next the microchip will be imbedded in your neck
[19:07] <Redguy> buy a sat phone :P
[19:07] <LeiaSwift> stupid govt...
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[19:07] <Meat> i still have my razr i wont to give away
[19:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> My cell phone can't fax. It sucks balls.
[19:07] <CoolJay> My phone is always on silent
[19:07] <Meat> but i just cant find a phone that i like:(
[19:07] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v IrishT
[19:07] <msanchez> dont own a cellphone
[19:07] <_LB_> didn't krusty promise you things for that phone ?
[19:07] <Paulandjohn> same here meat
[19:07] <LeiaSwift> I heard that they're putting a tracker on passports in 2006...
[19:08] <Meat> yes she did LB
[19:08] <Meat> i think her and i will go phone shopping when u guys are over here:)
[19:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> irisht you just doubled the irish population in this room.
[19:08] <Meat> u can take the tt for a cruise in the country:)
[19:08] <CoolJay> LB & Krusty coming to the UK?
[19:08] <Dutch_Harry> I really cant see how to make money with phones
[19:09] <Tremor> I'm 1/16th irish
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[19:09] <Meat> tons of ways harry
[19:09] <Tremor> does that count?
[19:09] <Redguy> I was born in N Ireland
[19:09] <IrishT> Hi Shifty
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> possibly, hehe...
[19:09] <DirtyJumbo> hey ponders
[19:09] <Meat> hey jumbo
[19:09] <CoolJay> I send all my exit links to my ringtone site :)
[19:09] <Dutch_Harry> Hey pointenslut
[19:09] <_LB_> yeah cooljay .. could be as early as march, or after summer
[19:09] <ControlT> Hello DirtyJumbo.
[19:09] <CoolJay> Hi DJ
[19:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I send my exit traffic to the march of dimes.
[19:09] <CatsEye> CoolJay does that work well for you?
[19:10] <Magnoody> hey dj
[19:10] <_LB_> we are just waiting to see what happenes with krusty's teeth. She is getting braces, and cant go overseas for too long so gotta see.
[19:10] <Redguy> Shifty - book's ordered - delivery estimate 22nd-24th November :D
[19:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> only thing I ever made money off of my exit traffic, besides pennies, is cock pills.
[19:10] <CoolJay> It's ok at the moment, but it's better than sending your exit traffic to google 
[19:10] <slaxxx> krusty with braces? mmm
[19:10] <_LB_> yeah its gonna be strange lol.
[19:10] <Dutch_Harry> That can be nice :)
[19:11] <CoolJay> Time for a party when Krusty & LB come over :)
[19:11] <_LB_> am I the only person alive without a cell phone ?
[19:11] <ControlT> Well yeah.
[19:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lb, after the braces she is going to look a lot younger, and you are going to look a lot older, lol.
[19:11] <Quagmire> inagadadavida?
[19:11] <msanchez> your not alone LB
[19:11] <ultrasKING> 4HOW TO CREATE RINGTONES SLEAZY?
[19:11] <Meat> yes we willd efinately have a party when they come cooljay:)
[19:11] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah you and my grandfather
[19:11] <RVince> _LB_, you and my 96yo grand mother, yes...
[19:11] <_LB_> yeah we want to time it for a netpond bbq or something. 
[19:11] <RVince> :D
[19:11] <slaxxx> you and my dead grandfather
[19:11] <Paulandjohn> yeah therefore i'm using mp3's as ringtone :p
[19:11] <_LB_> lol
[19:11] <Meat> bbq in minus 10 degrees LB
[19:11] <ultrasKING> 4SLEAZY I AM LOOKING FOR SOFTWARE TO CREATE RINGTONES !
[19:11] <Redguy> you know I heard that crazy frog made over £200 MILLION
[19:11] * Meat doesnt fucking think so unless your doing the cooking
[19:11] <smutranger> shout louded ultrasking
[19:11] <Meat> :)
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy hasn't been keeping up with krusty's blog aparently, lol
[19:12] <Paulandjohn> crazy frog sucks
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I hate that fucking frog.
[19:12] <ultrasKING> smutranger is that the name of the program?
[19:12] <DirtyJumbo> that fucking frog is rich
[19:12] <Meat> crazy frog is coming out with a christmas song
[19:12] <Paulandjohn> they should ban it
[19:12] <CatsEye> frog?
[19:12] <Meat> they are saying it will make him the highest selling solo performer in the UK ever.
[19:12] <ControlT> A frog?
[19:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got the arsenal crest on my cell phone, hehe.
[19:13] <Dutch_Harry> Kill that damn frog
[19:13] <CoolJay> Crazy frog has made someone alot of money, fair play to the guy
[19:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm going to invent insane hippo. Now gimme some cash.
[19:13] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:13] <Dutch_Harry> That frog is really bugging me
[19:13] <_LB_> you guys should see krusty after 2.5 hours sleep.  its s funny sight.
[19:13] <Meat> they spent 10s of millions on promo for that fucking froggy fucker
[19:13] <DirtyJumbo> show us pics lb
[19:13] <ultrasKING> I didnt know phones use Midi it is easy than
[19:13] <Paulandjohn> we need pics
[19:14] <CoolJay> Yeah meat and there still millions in profit :)
[19:14] <_LB_> nah. its not pretty lol.
[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB you should put the headphones on her while sleeping.........she can listen to the netpond show subliminally, lol.
[19:14] <msanchez> krusty sleep assault?
[19:14] <Redguy> you can use mp3's as ringtones on newer phones
[19:14] <SleazyBear> http://www.whois.sc/
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[19:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> sleazy, while you had them on the phone, did you tell them to reset the server time? lol
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> when the US gets up on cell phones, it is going to be HUGE money for lots of people.
[19:15] <Redguy> well looks who's late :P
[19:15] * slaxxx pinches Krusty's ass
[19:15] <Haui> Hi Krusty :)
[19:15] <slaxxx> oh hi
[19:15] <CoolJay> Hey Krusty :)
[19:15] <Magnoody> does Google realy penalize deleted domains?
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> and that is why I think krusty has a drinking problem.
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> oh, hey krusty :)
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[19:15] <DirtyJumbo> hey krusty the slayer :)
[19:15] <ControlT> :)
[19:15] <theshiftyeyedbastard> whois.sc rocks hard.
[19:15] <CoolJay> lol shifty
[19:15] <CatsEye> penalize deleted domains?
[19:15] <SleazyBear> cellphonefotos
[19:15] <Redguy> shifty check your pm's @ Netpond
[19:15] <Krusty> sod off redguy :P
[19:15] <msanchez> I think they apply a filter
[19:15] <LeiaSwift> xo krusty
[19:15] <Redguy> haha
[19:16] <Quagmire> http://www.bizprolink-internet.com/
[19:16] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v DirtyJumbo
[19:16] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v Krusty
[19:16] * SleazyBear sets mode: +v ynuahayt
[19:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Redguy, you are a pimp and a player my friend. Thanks. I am not sure about exchange rate, etc......just let me know what I owe ya :)
[19:16] <Krusty> as i said before
[19:17] <Krusty> sod off redguy :
[19:17] <Krusty> :P
[19:17] <Redguy> will do SEB :)
[19:17] <Redguy> and Krusty...I'm hurt :P
[19:17] <Krusty> a Krusty is never late nor early... she arrives precisely when she intends to :P
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[19:17] <Redguy> Mary fucking Poppins!
[19:17] <Redguy> haha
[19:17] <CoolJay> like all women do 
[19:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, I thought you said your last cycle was late?
[19:17] <CatsEye> Krusty is sugar and vice and everything nice.
[19:18] <_LB_> hahahaha. i dont think they got that krusty ;)
[19:18] <Krusty> shifty it still is
[19:18] <theshiftyeyedbastard> d'oh.
[19:18] <slaxxx> you never said the icq's
[19:18] <slaxxx> *send
[19:19] <CoolJay> I never get the ICQs
[19:19] * Krusty was imitating Gandalf from Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring :).... yeah.. i'm a nerd lmao
[19:19] <Tremor> i was trying to think what movie that was from
[19:19] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I got it krusty, I just didn't want to admit that I got it, hehe.
[19:19] <Quagmire> someone was late firing off the icq netpond show reminder
[19:19] <LeiaSwift> what was the url for that domain finder
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[19:19] <Nick> hola
[19:20] <Nick> people
[19:20] <_LB_> Shifty ... when you got a home cinema like we have ... you can't help being a nerd ;)
[19:20] <CoolJay> Hi Nick
[19:20] <DirtyJumbo> hey nick
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[19:20] <ultrasKING> hola Nick
[19:20] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB, it's true.......very true. 
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[19:20] <Dutch_Harry> ok lets talk bizz
[19:21] <_LB_> wtf just happened ?
[19:21] <Dutch_Harry> hey wat happend
[19:21] <LeiaSwift> what was that domain finder url we were just talking about?
[19:21] <slaxxx> http://www.whois.sc ?
[19:21] <Krusty> PHEW it worked :) 
[19:21] <slaxxx> you type in a word without an extension
[19:21] <Krusty> "hey how you doing? " HAHA
[19:22] <LeiaSwift> thanks !
[19:22] <slaxxx> ;)"
[19:22] <Dutch_Harry> I only hear LB
[19:22] <LeiaSwift> Krusty I sent you a PM.. I found a girl for ya
[19:22] <Nick> where is a + for me ;(
[19:22] <Krusty> yeah Leia i got that :) cheers
[19:22] <SleazyBear> hows the sound
[19:22] <slaxxx> what is going on
[19:22] <LeiaSwift> ok cool :)
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> leiaswift, if you pimp, please do it via pm......too public a place here, hehe
[19:22] <Dutch_Harry> its like he is talking to himself
[19:22] <smutranger> matrix
[19:22] <DirtyJumbo> ????
[19:22] <slaxxx> it sounds like kraftwerk
[19:22] <slaxxx> lol
[19:22] <CoolJay> Sounds gone
[19:22] <Quagmire> Is the LB or stephen hawkings
[19:22] <DanB> Cant hear SB only LB
[19:22] <CatsEye> lol slaxxx
[19:22] <smutranger> Sounds cool
[19:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> no feed, d'oh.
[19:22] <slaxxx> i can't hear either of them
[19:22] <ultrasKING> no sound
[19:22] <Redguy> I can't hear a thing
[19:22] <Krusty> shit that's ahh.. not working SB
[19:22] <Nick> sound gone
[19:22] <smutranger> saturated bandwidth
[19:23] <msanchez> Kraftwerk lmao
[19:23] <ControlT> This is fun.
[19:23] <msanchez> we are the robots do do dod do
[19:23] <Nick> its back
[19:23] <Krusty> HAHAH now i can't hear SB
[19:23] <Dutch_Harry> not here
[19:23] <CoolJay> All I have is LB
[19:23] <CatsEye> LB speaks! But not sleazy
[19:23] <slaxxx> i only hear LB
[19:23] <Paulandjohn> lol
[19:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> can't hear sleazy
[19:23] <slaxxx> but that's ok
[19:23] <Redguy> can't hear SB either
[19:23] <smutranger> yeah just lb
[19:23] <Redguy> LB only
[19:23] <Krusty> LB YOU GOT A SEXY VOICE
[19:23] <RVince> I'm only hearing LB, not SB
[19:23] <Dutch_Harry> there is sSB
[19:23] <DirtyJumbo> lol krusty
[19:23] <CatsEye> he does, Krusty
[19:23] <LeiaSwift> lol
[19:23] <ControlT> Creepy.
[19:23] <Dutch_Harry> yeahh
[19:23] <Tremor> LB talks to himself!
[19:23] <Redguy> perhaps LB is just talking to himself?
[19:23] <slaxxx> trippy....
[19:24] <ControlT> He is losing it..
[19:24] <Nick> where is SB?
[19:24] <Krusty> hahahah LB does that a lot
[19:24] <Krusty> talking to BL
[19:24] <Redguy> perhaps we should guess what SB is saying?
[19:24] <Dutch_Harry> i hear them both
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, that is what he says about you, lol
[19:24] <DirtyJumbo> 4SB WE CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU DUDE
[19:24] <CoolJay> Is LB talking to himself lol
[19:24] <ControlT> Oh it's a game.
[19:24] <Redguy> "ooooh LB, what are you wearing?"
[19:24] <CoolJay> lol DJ
[19:24] <CatsEye> I can just hear LB
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> ok, hehe
[19:24] <CoolJay> lol
[19:24] <Nick> SB is back
[19:24] <Redguy> woo hoo
[19:24] <CoolJay> got them both now
[19:24] <Paulandjohn> lol
[19:24] <CatsEye> hooray!!!
[19:24] <CatsEye> Nice going
[19:24] <theshiftyeyedbastard> skypetastic.
[19:25] <Altheon> wow sounds great
[19:25] <CatsEye> skypetacular
[19:25] <Tremor> skypetralessant
[19:25] <RVince> IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME!!!
[19:25] <Krusty> um........... even though he called my name... um... i didn't hear that in RL
[19:25] <RVince> THE GUY HAS A BIG AUSSI ACCENT?! IS THAT NORMAL?
[19:25] <Dutch_Harry> lol
[19:25] <seven> loool
[19:25] <Redguy> lmao
[19:26] <Paulandjohn> lol
[19:26] <Krusty> rvince.. it's not THAT aussie
[19:26] * SleazyBear sets mode: +o Krusty
[19:26] <RVince> Krusty, I can understand much better than last time... sound quality is much better
[19:26] * Krusty sets mode: +v Nick
[19:27] * Krusty sets mode: +v JohnnyRS
[19:27] * Krusty sets mode: +v Magnoody
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 when will krusty get me more preggo content? lol
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[19:27] * Krusty sets mode: +v the
[19:27] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, you are the lackey? damn, hehe
[19:28] <the> waht's up everyone?
[19:28] <Krusty> steve urwin is pretty average "accent" in a lot of areas of Australia
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hey there, the.
[19:28] <DirtyJumbo> hey the
[19:28] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, that guy pisses off aligators.
[19:28] <Krusty> yeah sound quality kicks ass on Skype :)
[19:28] <Dutch_Harry> Damn
[19:28] <Krusty> *crocodiles :P
[19:28] <Redguy> LB sounds like a character from home and away :)
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[19:28] <Krusty> HAHAHHAHA REDGUY
[19:28] <gotti> lol..sorry about the 'the'
[19:28] <CoolJay> Home and away sucks lol
[19:29] <Redguy> can LB say "fair dunkum"??? Pleeeease :D lol
[19:29] <Redguy> dinkum even
[19:29] * Krusty hopes she's not pregnant
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol hahaha
[19:29] <slaxxx> lol
[19:29] <Krusty> HHAHAHAH EGGS
[19:29] <CoolJay> ouch
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[19:29] * Krusty sets mode: +v HonkyHonk
[19:29] <Dutch_Harry> hehe
[19:29] <theshiftyeyedbastard> eggs is dangerous business!
[19:29] <CoolJay> Hey Honky
[19:30] <Paulandjohn> lol
[19:30] <theshiftyeyedbastard> You guys should get rid of the dame on the titanbucks tour, and replace it with an egg ;)
[19:30] <DirtyJumbo> hello???
[19:30] <HonkyHonk> Hey CoolJay and everybody else
[19:30] <Dutch_Harry> making fries is a danger
[19:30] <Krusty> believe it or not but he's only made ONE MORE set of eggs since - and it was under krusty supervision.
[19:30] <DirtyJumbo> hey honky
[19:30] <ultrasKING> hi Honky
[19:30] <Krusty> brb guys *hugs*
[19:30] <CatsEye> ouch damn sleazy
[19:30] <DirtyJumbo> wheres my fucking sound?
[19:31] <slaxxx> maybe you're going deaf, DJ :P
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> like the one time I dipped my finger in the nacho cheese from the microwave to see if it is hot. That shit burned, I put it under water, and it solidified, hehe.
[19:31] <DirtyJumbo> yeah slaxxx, fom jacking of toyour mama
[19:31] <Dutch_Harry> Yeah maybe you should take the shit out of your ears
[19:31] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dj, too much weed affecting your hearing.
[19:31] <ultrasKING> DJ I thought you can herar better after smoke :)
[19:31] <slaxxx> yep all that masturbation makes you go deaf.........
[19:31] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:32] <Haui> put on some Aloe Vera next time ya get burnt SB, see: http://www.health-garden.com/aloe-vera.html
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, happen to you? ;)
[19:32] <DirtyJumbo> lol shifty
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I still have to shave my palms of my hands every day.
[19:32] * slaxxx slaps theshiftyeyedbastard around a bit with a large trout
[19:32] <theshiftyeyedbastard> mmmmmmmmm trout.
[19:32] * slaxxx slaps SleazyBear around a bit with a large trout
[19:32] <CatsEye> trout amandine
[19:32] <ultrasKING> put it on BBQ
[19:33] <Krusty> back
[19:33] <DirtyJumbo> 4LB MY BEST CAMPAIGN EVER IS BY SENDING THE ADWORD TRAFFIC STRAIGHT TO THE SPONSOR, ANY THOUGHTS?
[19:33] <Redguy> yeah DJ your landing pages suck :P LOL
[19:33] <Redguy> joke mate ;)
[19:33] <ultrasKING> DJ I dont think you can send it straigt to sponsor
[19:33] <DirtyJumbo> lol readguy
[19:33] <DirtyJumbo> yeah ultrasking you can if they have no consoles
[19:34] <ultrasKING> oo ok cool didnt know
[19:34] <CatsEye> what's the best thing to send CPC traffic to? 5-page portal? Solo landing page? Better copy of tour than sponsor, then direct to join?
[19:34] <SleazyBear> http://www.golden-ads.com/tpk/
[19:34] <ultrasKING> good
[19:34] <LeiaSwift> widgets rock
[19:35] <Krusty> i send my traffic to a landing page on my own domain
[19:36] <DirtyJumbo> can we see your landing strip uh page krusty :P
[19:36] <ultrasKING> http://www.googspy.com  type keyword
[19:36] <theshiftyeyedbastard> that's sexual harassment, and you don't have to take it.
[19:36] <ultrasKING> and than hit that keyword
[19:36] <CoolJay> DJ ya a whore :)
[19:36] <Dutch_Harry> 4when you start out how much money do you need to start
[19:36] <CoolJay> lol
[19:36] <Krusty> NOT landing strip... i thought i accidentally said that
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[19:36] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[19:36] <CatsEye> Heeee
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[19:38] <Krusty> dutch harry - i probably suggest you don't spend more than $10 a day when you start out - unless you have heaps of money to burn hehe
[19:38] <Dutch_Harry> 4what king of page do you use, do you sent s surfer directly to a tour  or do you make a landings page with more options for sites on the same niche
[19:38] <Dutch_Harry> Thanks Krusty
[19:38] <Dutch_Harry> where is the sound ????
[19:39] <ultrasKING> DH you smoke with DJ
[19:39] <CatsEye> pohtner network
[19:39] <msanchez> lost it?
[19:39] <IrishT> what's wrong now? no sound here either
[19:39] <Redguy> sounds gone...
[19:39] <DirtyJumbo> you have to sticjk your head up your ass for sound harry :P
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[19:39] <Magnoody> no sound here :(
[19:39] <Dutch_Harry> Love you to DJ
[19:39] * Krusty sets mode: +v Meat
[19:39] <slaxxx> still working here?
[19:39] <DirtyJumbo> oops, its gone :(
[19:39] <SleazyBear> ok its back
[19:39] <ultrasKING> sound down here as well
[19:39] <CatsEye> dammit sound gone now
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[19:39] <DirtyJumbo> nada, zilch...
[19:39] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 What is the minimum price for a full join that you will use on adwords?
[19:39] <CatsEye> hold that thought on overture, LB, pleeeeeeease
[19:39] * Krusty sets mode: +v Dane
[19:39] <LeiaSwift> sound is out
[19:39] <Dutch_Harry> Back
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> back
[19:40] <RVince> feed droped
[19:40] <CoolJay> Press play again
[19:40] <ultrasKING> shifty stop asking questions when we cant hear the answer
[19:40] * Krusty sets mode: +o Meat
[19:40] <Redguy> back
[19:40] <IrishT> ok back
[19:40] <ultrasKING> :)
[19:40] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it is back bro hehe.
[19:40] <DirtyJumbo> GIMME MY SOUND BACK MOTHERFUCKERS! :P
[19:40] <Magnoody> back for me :)
[19:40] <CatsEye> iTunes says Network Stalled...
[19:40] <Dutch_Harry> get your head out off your ass DJ :)
[19:40] <ultrasKING> same here CatsEye
[19:40] <CatsEye> ah,m just click play again and it worked
[19:40] <Nick> wheres the sound
[19:40] <DirtyJumbo> DAMN /5
[19:40] <CatsEye> WHAT has very good traffic? sound was out...
[19:40] <ultrasKING> yup
[19:40] <IrishT> Click play again Nick
[19:41] <ultrasKING> click stop tnah click on feed again
[19:41] <IrishT> CatsEye...talking about overture
[19:41] <LeiaSwift> he said google was the place to start
[19:41] <Dutch_Harry> you where saying something
[19:41] <CatsEye> thanks IrishT
[19:41] <CatsEye> er, Leia
[19:42] <IrishT> ur welcome
[19:42] <slaxxx> streaming sleazybear?
[19:42] <smutranger> YES!
[19:42] <msanchez> 4 How do you decide hopw much of your budget per day. For example if your starting with $100 should you try to spread that $100 over a number of days or should you drop the $100 in a few days and measure results?
[19:42] <Nick> ok.its up again!Im using winamp :)
[19:42] <ultrasKING> hehe than we gonna see SB in underwear
[19:42] <DirtyJumbo> STILL NO SOUND /5
[19:42] <Dutch_Harry> 4What kind of landingpages is the best , something  to give the server more choose or just sending him to a tour
[19:42] <Krusty> google changed a bit so that you actually get competition from anyone else who uses the same domain name for the same keyword.... so... if you use your sponsor link code, you're competing with EVERYONE who uses their link code for that sponsor... 
[19:43] <Dutch_Harry> restart winamp
[19:43] <theshiftyeyedbastard> as long as sleazy keeps his shirt on, it's all good, hehe
[19:43] <Krusty> and would have to pay more 
[19:43] <IrishT> DJ, hit play again, should work
[19:43] <DirtyJumbo> thx irisht :)
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[19:43] <Krusty> if you're competing against people in adwords, you will end up paying more to get a decent spot
[19:43] * Krusty sets mode: +v adulion
[19:43] <CatsEye> Krusty thats....vexing.
[19:43] <ultrasKING> DJ so Krusty you say than it is the best if we make landing page right?
[19:43] <CoolJay> No ScreaM tonight lol
[19:44] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, you are so hot when you talk about adword competition.
[19:44] <DirtyJumbo> 4LB HOW ABOUT SENDING TRAFFIC STRAIGHT TO A SPONSOR? IM DOING THAT WITH GOOD RESULTS
[19:44] <SleazyBear> no shirt
[19:44] <Beejeebers> 4how many campaigns do you try before you hit a good one on average?
[19:45] <adulion> sorry guys.. had to do something for my wee cousin
[19:45] <Krusty> ultrasking yeah ... otherwise you'll most likely be competing against the site owners too lol... 
[19:45] <Krusty> thanks shifty
[19:45] * slaxxx is now known as slaxxx_brb
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe
[19:45] <adulion> someone post the feed url??? please?
[19:45] <ultrasKING> tx Krusty
[19:45] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx brb? does that stand for bobbin' round balls?
[19:46] <DirtyJumbo> lol shifty
[19:46] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 Give us a lesson in negatives.
[19:46] <Quagmire> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[19:46] <Krusty> that's per search keyword... so you'll end up needing to pay more/have a better CTR etc than the site owners and other people using their linkcodes too (they run off the same domain)
[19:46] <CoolJay> http://radio.aebn.net/listen.pls
[19:46] <adulion> AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH the accent
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[19:46] <adulion> thanks guys
[19:47] <Quagmire> sure thing
[19:47] <adulion> what have i missed
[19:47] <Krusty> i'm a twink :) *LMA*
[19:47] <Krusty> *O*
[19:47] <DirtyJumbo> yummy, krusty twink :P
[19:48] <CatsEye> twinks have long shelf life...oh wait, that's Twinkies
[19:48] <Krusty> yeah.... thx dj :P
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> twink shelf life is only like 2 years, hehe
[19:48] <adulion> he sounds cleaer than sb... whos hosting this?
[19:48] <Krusty> HAHHAHA i've never had a twinky
[19:48] <Krusty> SKYPE is hosting it :)
[19:48] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, I thought you loved cream fillings? ;)
[19:49] <DirtyJumbo> 4what is a good average CTR/Avg posotion?
[19:49] <Krusty> shifty... i do.. well.. my mouth HAHHAHAAH yeah i just said that
[19:49] <theshiftyeyedbastard> heheh
[19:49] <adulion> has any example landing pages been posted yet?
[19:49] <Krusty> well hey - just eat coconut/pineapples etc and your woman will love ya
[19:49] <IrishT> no adulion
[19:50] <adulion> 4show us soome stuff
[19:50] <IrishT> http://www.whois.sc was posted for domain searches
[19:51] <adulion> hats in genious.. i never thought o that
[19:51] <Dutch_Harry> I haved one of those
[19:51] <adulion> thats*
[19:51] <msanchez> titsandbums.com is a great site and they only have to buy booze for the bums
[19:51] <IrishT> http://www.golden-ads.com/tpk/ for top paying keywords
[19:51] <Dutch_Harry> with a waring page
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 how much do you put towards a single page before you figure it all a loss?
[19:52] <DirtyJumbo> 4whats the most you've paid for a keyword?
[19:52] <SleazyBear> the sound was skype
[19:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 I meant a lesson in negative keywords :)
[19:53] <adulion> lmsa
[19:53] <adulion> lmao
[19:53] <adulion> *
[19:53] <Krusty> hmm.. for me DJ - i'd say 15 cents
[19:53] <Dutch_Harry> lesbian transexual migets i am looking for a sponsor that has that
[19:53] <LeiaSwift> wow sounds like a nintendo shutdown
[19:53] <LeiaSwift> lol
[19:53] <ultrasKING> lol
[19:53] <Krusty> YOU GUYS THOUGHT SCREAM was a bot - listen to LB HAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA
[19:54] <adulion> yeah i posted a message but no one had any results
[19:54] <Redguy> hahaha
[19:54] <Paulandjohn> lollool
[19:54] <DirtyJumbo> thx krusty, i guess im bidding too much for some words
[19:54] <Krusty> how the hell do you have "lesbian transexual midgets"? ...
[19:54] <slaxxx_brb> you meant negative qualifiers, shifty
[19:54] <Dutch_Harry> Well i dont know but i could ne a niche
[19:54] <Krusty> DJ _ how much are you biddign?
[19:54] <Dutch_Harry> be
[19:54] <Krusty> generally i only do 5 cents
[19:54] <adulion> 4"show us some landing pages"
[19:54] <DirtyJumbo> up to 37 cents
[19:54] <adulion> 4please
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> slaxxx, yeah, that one.
[19:55] <msanchez> look through google at the ads for examples of landing pages just dont click my ads
[19:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 a lesson in negative qualifiers, gimme a lesson ;)
[19:55] <Krusty> and hit the minimum costs etc
[19:55] <Dutch_Harry> I dont think paolpe are going to show  you there landingpages
[19:55] <IrishT> Show us example of landing page, I think adulion meant
[19:55] <Dutch_Harry> people
[19:55] <Quagmire> show me the money
[19:55] <Krusty> i guess it's up to you but - i don't spend more than 5 cents unless it's a good keyword.. then i'll do max of 20 cents
[19:55] <DirtyJumbo> thx
[19:56] <Dutch_Harry> No more than 5 cents?
[19:56] <Krusty> yeah lol.. per click
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[19:56] <CatsEye> or your sponsor can't convert...
[19:56] <Dutch_Harry> well thayt is cheap :)
[19:56] <Dutch_Harry> i touhgt a avarage is 20 cents
[19:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 that is what I mean LB!
[19:57] <Paulandjohn> hm no sounds again
[19:57] <Dutch_Harry> Do you SEO you page
[19:57] <SleazyBear> its still up
[19:57] <DirtyJumbo> hit play again p&j
[19:57] <Dutch_Harry> damn forgat red
[19:57] <Paulandjohn> ok its working :)
[19:58] <DanB> 4actually LB's audio was pretty well balanced.  now LB's hotter than SB
[19:58] <Krusty> i still spend about $150 a day with my adwords.. even at 5 cents a click - but i have a lot of campaign
[19:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB is way too loud now.
[19:58] <DirtyJumbo> how many campaigns do you run krusty? how many are sucessfull?
[19:59] <ultrasKING> we can hear it :)
[19:59] <adulion> lol
[19:59] <msanchez> the cackle
[19:59] <LeiaSwift> lol krusty is cackling
[19:59] <Dutch_Harry> Man thats a lot but i asume that you are still making a proffit
[19:59] <Paulandjohn> ROFLMAO
[19:59] <Redguy> wow load krusty!
[19:59] <Krusty> 4 LB DON'T YELL because you're VERY loud
[19:59] <Redguy> loud even
[19:59] <Paulandjohn> lololoolol
[19:59] <IrishT> LB too loud
[19:59] <Krusty> sorry - was running around turning the air con on and i hear this "couch" word and just cracked up
[19:59] <Dutch_Harry> lol
[20:00] <theshiftyeyedbastard> bolted the rack to the wall? damn, that is hardcore, lol
[20:00] <CatsEye> smart
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[20:01] <Dutch_Harry> damn your like fucking Bynabite
[20:01] <Dutch_Harry> (local computerstore)
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[20:02] <IrishT> FFS.. must be big office with all them pcs
[20:02] <DirtyJumbo> you do cams???
[20:02] <Krusty> different rooms irish
[20:03] <IrishT> ahh ok
[20:04] <Krusty> why are youse all quiet?
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> shhhhhhhhhhh
[20:04] <CatsEye> we're hunting wabbits
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> we are very interested in SB's power usage. Want to make sure he is energystar compliant.
[20:04] <Krusty> HAHHAHA
[20:04] <ultrasKING> Krusty we listen radio :)
[20:04] <msanchez> lmfao seb
[20:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe
[20:05] * Krusty slaps the chatroom with a large... headset - y'all squares :P
[20:05] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:05] <IrishT> 11 computers for $138? SB.. Couldn't even get a monitor here for that !
[20:05] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 You said you don't like porn especially, what made you start in the business then?
[20:05] <Redguy> I've completely lost track of what's going on...
[20:05] <IrishT> good question Shifty
[20:06] <DirtyJumbo> lol redguy
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> irishT, you can get some great deals on old computers when you buy lots of em :)
[20:06] <SleazyBear> there $1 untested and 5 tested
[20:06] <IrishT> he's buying bulk, yes
[20:06] <theshiftyeyedbastard> not lots as in numbers, I mean in a "lot" hehe
[20:06] <Krusty> A man once went to a zoo... when he got there there was only a dog
[20:06] <adulion> 4whats your ctr on your ads? is mine terrible is like 1.5%
[20:06] <Krusty> it was a shitzu
[20:06] <ultrasKING> 4Are we allowed to have whois protected when we do adwords?
[20:06] <adulion> 41.9%
[20:06] <Dutch_Harry> Do you put a prize in it like "here is blablabla for $29-
[20:07] <adulion> 41.9%*
[20:07] <adulion> fuck sake
[20:07] <DirtyJumbo> 4is 16% a good ctr?
[20:07] <msanchez> 4 LB what are your experiences using the dynamic keyword option in adwords to input the searched keyword into the adcopy?
[20:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> krusty, are you drunk? ;)
[20:07] <adulion> 4  1.9%
[20:07] <Krusty> shifty no :P i got 1.5 hrs sleep hahahahahha i was walking around like a zombie at 1am........ after watching the first season of Charmed
[20:07] <ultrasKING> Lol KRUSTY
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Krusty, is it true that underneath your clothes, you are wearing nothing at all?
[20:08] <DirtyJumbo> charmed hmmm, i wanna see krusty and shannen doherty together :P
[20:08] <Krusty> now.. i'm just tired
[20:08] <Dutch_Harry> 4How much keywords do you start with for a campain
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> it's all about alyssa milano.
[20:08] <Krusty> no it's not true shifty... how can i have nothing under my clothes when I have nothing on?
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[20:08] <Krusty> alyssa milano - nice tits
[20:08] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehe
[20:09] <theshiftyeyedbastard> alyssa milano, nice everything ;)
[20:09] <DirtyJumbo> perv :P
[20:09] <ultrasKING> shitzu is funny joke
[20:09] <Krusty> i couldn't find a shirt in time :(
[20:09] <Redguy> this thread is nothing without pictures
[20:09] <Redguy> sorry thought I on GFY :)
[20:09] <Krusty> so send in yours redguy
[20:09] <Redguy> nobody wants to see my man boobs!
[20:10] <CatsEye> sadly, no.
[20:10] <ultrasKING> lol
[20:10] <Redguy> except you Krusty - I'll pm ya later ;)
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Pictures are so passe'. I want stone etchings.
[20:10] <DirtyJumbo> scream loves man boobs :P
[20:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I thought scream loved man meat?
[20:10] <DirtyJumbo> also shifty lol
[20:10] <adulion> 4What sales text would you use on adwards for say..  one of your sites like goodhardfuck?
[20:11] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'd think general hardcore sites would be a rough sell for adwords.
[20:11] <DirtyJumbo> i agree shifty
[20:12] <Krusty> 6 SR LB
[20:12] <theshiftyeyedbastard> you are so formal krusty.
[20:12] <Krusty> huh?
[20:13] <SleazyBear> http://www.slangsearch.com/
[20:13] <msanchez> ahhhh nice use of this tool
[20:13] <ultrasKING> great url SB
[20:13] <adulion> cool link sb
[20:13] <DirtyJumbo> 4WHAT ABOUT CAMPAIGNS FOR PENIS PILLS? HOW DO YOU GET AROUD THAT MEDICAL BS?
[20:14] <LeiaSwift> nice .com SB
[20:14] <ultrasKING> I wanna know that too DJ
[20:14] <DirtyJumbo> yeah, ultrasking, cant even use the word pills :(
[20:15] <ultrasKING> really?
[20:15] <CatsEye> pills: supplements, capsules, nutraceuticals, tablets
[20:16] <CatsEye> still, silly you can't use "pills"
[20:16] <DirtyJumbo> thx catseye
[20:16] <ultrasKING> can you use name of the pills // like viagra etc
[20:16] <msanchez> them lesbian midgets are all over the place
[20:16] <Dutch_Harry> again midgets
[20:16] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[20:16] <msanchez> parachuting sex changing
[20:16] <msanchez> they do it all
[20:16] <Redguy> I think SB has a midget fetish
[20:16] <Krusty> i think SB and LB like midgets... lesbian ones.. somehow
[20:17] <Krusty> yeah..
[20:17] <Krusty> must be true if two of us said it haha
[20:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Lesbian midgets in clothes dryers.
[20:17] <Redguy> lol
[20:17] <msanchez> Im geting a hard on
[20:17] <Dutch_Harry> Yeal lesbian midgets on a parashut
[20:17] <DirtyJumbo> 4how do you detect fraud, does it happen on small campaigns too?
[20:18] <CatsEye> it's the spin cycle that really gets them hot...
[20:18] <Redguy> dude if they worked EVERY guy on the planet would be taking them
[20:18] <Redguy> it would be on the cover of menshealth every month
[20:18] <Krusty> 4 HAHAHHAHAH TELL US WHO SB
[20:18] <RVince> Meat! :-)
[20:18] <Haui> :) wasent moi :)
[20:18] <Krusty> that's my guess too
[20:18] <IrishT> if they worked every guy on the planet would have BIG dicks hehe.. they wouldn't need the pills
[20:18] <DirtyJumbo> must be meat lol
[20:18] <Dutch_Harry> is it <Meat
[20:19] <Magnoody> hehe
[20:19] <Dutch_Harry> Must be
[20:19] <Magnoody> I vote Meat too
[20:19] <Magnoody> :P
[20:19] <SleazyBear> i wont say what staff
[20:19] <Dutch_Harry> Meat does your dick hurt :D
[20:19] <SleazyBear> but it was funny
[20:19] <Haui> must be a native U&K guy I guess :)
[20:19] <msanchez> ok cool thanks
[20:19] <Krusty> meat's racing his horsies
[20:20] <msanchez> 4 ANy recommended reading beyond the google learning center?
[20:20] <Krusty> IRISHT - true .... they probably would - but there are so many sceptics out there, they wouldn't have bought it anyway
[20:21] <theshiftyeyedbastard> if my cock was any bigger, I would walk around with it hanging out my zipper, so pills would probably be a bad idea.
[20:21] <DirtyJumbo> cool, thx lb, thats what im doing
[20:21] <msanchez> 4 How about using the expanded search network (not the content network)
[20:22] <Krusty> lol we all already know you get yourself off by scratching that strange bulge around your knee.. well.. i thought was your knee.. until the bulge spread from your groin to your ankle
[20:22] <Krusty> shit.. sorry if i make no sense
[20:22] <theshiftyeyedbastard> It makes subway travel fun!
[20:23] <Krusty> brb getting lb a drink
[20:23] <CatsEye> new meaning to the phrase "take the tube"
[20:23] <Haui> adwords basics http://www.clickz.com/experts/search/results/article.php/3561426
[20:23] <ultrasKING> msanchez here is good link http://www.mikes-marketing-tools.com/
[20:23] <msanchez> cool ultrasking checking it out
[20:24] <Dutch_Harry> Thanks Ultra
[20:24] <ultrasKING> np guys
[20:24] <DirtyJumbo> 4what is a good avg ctr?
[20:26] <Haui> thats as good way in the long run LB
[20:27] <msanchez> 4 The expanded search network where your ads will show on Aol and earthlink results
[20:27] <ultrasKING> msanchez here is one more
[20:27] <ultrasKING> http://perrymarshall.com/google/day1.htm
[20:27] <Dutch_Harry> 4Howe many keywords do you use to start, do you start with a view of a view hunderd,
[20:27] <DirtyJumbo>  i got 16% on 1 campaign so i must be a genius :P
[20:28] <msanchez> I checked out perry marshall but was reading some reviews saying you can get all his info at the google learning center...
[20:28] <ultrasKING> i didnt know that but perry is smart guyu
[20:28] <msanchez> you have his ebook?
[20:28] <ultrasKING> no but do you wanna split cost :)
[20:28] <Dutch_Harry> Cool reading Ultra bookmarkyt it
[20:29] <ultrasKING> $50 pdf
[20:29] <SleazyBear> last week the server cut off at 130, 
[20:29] <SleazyBear> i did contact aebn so hopefully they change it
[20:31] <Krusty> perry marshall is really good.. he has lots of info
[20:31] <Dutch_Harry> i would do exekt mach
[20:31] <Krusty> do all matches.. :)
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[20:33] <Krusty> back btw
[20:33] * Krusty sets mode: +v kaitech
[20:33] <Krusty> Kentucky Chuck kicks ass at 5:30 am.... 
[20:34] <CatsEye> yum
[20:34] <Krusty> Zinger WOrks burger... with no mayo
[20:34] <CatsEye> cheese? All melty?
[20:35] <Krusty> yep. i just heated it up in the microwave
[20:35] <DirtyJumbo> can i taste your beaver uh burger krusty :P
[20:35] <Krusty> keepign the chicken above 70 C so i don't risk salmonella poisoning
[20:35] <_LB_> perrymarshal ... good stuff !  I have pages of notes from his stuff.
[20:35] <Krusty> ... and pages
[20:35] <_LB_> its far too mainstream, but there is some good stuff that can be applied to adult.
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[20:36] <LeiaSwift> i'm back
[20:36] <DirtyJumbo> wb  leia :)
[20:36] <kaitech> how is everyoine doing
[20:36] <Krusty> yeah... krusty wants a couch
[20:36] <Nick> :)
[20:36] <CoolJay> welcome back Leia
[20:38] <msanchez> cackle
[20:38] <Paulandjohn> lololol
[20:38] <Krusty> but thank GOD i paid it back - i hate giving money to banks (interest)
[20:39] <msanchez> yes god personally is looking over Krusty's porn adwords campaign ;)
[20:39] <msanchez> must be nice lol
[20:39] <Krusty> shut up abotu my toaster
[20:40] <Krusty> i LOVE my car - AT LEAST the bloody radio works in it :P
[20:40] <Krusty> OK
[20:40] <Krusty> but we're NOT putting the couch in the garage
[20:40] <CoolJay> What radio station d ya listen to Krusty
[20:40] <CoolJay> Nova?
[20:40] <msanchez> freecycle kicks ass
[20:40] <Krusty> lol i did for about a week cooljay
[20:41] <CoolJay> Not your thing lol
[20:41] <RVince> _LB_, making love in a couch is more practical than in a car :-D
[20:41] <Krusty> um... .. 97.3 FM... but lately don't listen to radio... i have my own playlist on winamp :)
[20:42] <CoolJay> I hear ya :)    Radio sucks sometimes :) 
[20:42] <Krusty> rvince - never done the car thing... nothing wrong with having something to do during the ads when you're watching tv :)
[20:42] <DirtyJumbo> krusty is a car virgin :P
[20:43] <IrishT> lol DJ
[20:43] <Krusty> hell yes DJ - although..... have given a bj in one... 
[20:43] <DirtyJumbo> hmmm... :)
[20:43] <Krusty> shit.. oops  wasn't gonna press enter
[20:43] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:45] <Paulandjohn> lol
[20:45] <DirtyJumbo> ok, my next adwords campaign will be for blindfolded tranny lesbian midgets in bondage
[20:45] <DirtyJumbo> and pantyhose..
[20:45] <Nick> :-)
[20:46] <CatsEye> Jumbo, work "juggling" in there too
[20:46] <Krusty> in BANDAGES
[20:46] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:46] <Krusty> and webfeet
[20:46] <msanchez> 4 Now with this triple filter Im with you upto the final filter on the landing page. If they are looking for a term then click your ad how can you filter them more on the landing page?
[20:46] <Krusty> *webbed feet
[20:46] <DirtyJumbo> krusty, im actually prmoting a site that features chciks in casts (foot fetish site)
[20:46] <Krusty> cool DJ
[20:47] <Nick> can you believe I ran sempron 2600 for 90 minutes with cooler not running at all. and It survived :)
[20:47] <Krusty> OMG LB just swore!
[20:47] <SleazyBear> semprons are unclocked bad
[20:48] <SleazyBear> underclock
[20:48] <CatsEye> jebus...still takes me longer than that.
[20:48] <Nick> yep, it is running at 1.6GHz default.I can only overclock my mobo
[20:49] <msanchez> ok thats what i was thinking
[20:49] <msanchez> 4 Is it possible to over filter?
[20:50] <DirtyJumbo> 4if you filter the keywords theres no need to filter more right? send them straight to the sponsor?
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[20:51] <DirtyJumbo> 4if you prmote a single girl site theres no need for a landing page no? (if the sponsor tour has no consoles)
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[20:52] <msanchez> hot potatoe not cold spud got it
[20:52] <Krusty> dirtyjumbo - you will be competing with EVERYONE who uses a sponsor code for each keyword.... you'll end up paying too much
[20:52] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hot egg? ;)
[20:52] <DirtyJumbo> krudty, what if theres no compettion for that girl? :P
[20:52] <Krusty> or you'll have to get your ctr up pretty high to get listed anywhere good... landing pages save you the hassle
[20:52] <Redguy> lmao shifty
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[20:53] <msanchez> no they wont
[20:53] <CatsEye> I don't think they let you mess with the back button control...
[20:53] <Krusty> dirty jumbo ... go for it... of course - but if there are other people using their link codes straight from google, you'll find it'd be harder
[20:53] <Redguy> adultplayersclube uses that
[20:53] <DirtyJumbo> ok thx
[20:53] <Redguy> you can disable it though
[20:53] <theshiftyeyedbastard> got my second signup from the SE project. Rhut, Rhut.
[20:53] <msanchez> yes 3 pages
[20:54] <Krusty> landing pages are just easier to make sure you get a chance to have your ad shown.
[20:54] <DirtyJumbo> 4any succes with adwords and dating sites?
[20:54] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 what are some good negative qualifiers for keywords?
[20:55] <Redguy> -free I'd guess :P
[20:55] <DirtyJumbo> -free would be the first shifty :)
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I figured that, hehe
[20:55] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:55] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Forget adwords, buy google stock ;)
[20:55] <DirtyJumbo> lol
[20:56] <Krusty> lol 
[20:56] <CatsEye> is Google the only SE game in town to do these campaigns on well?
[20:57] <DirtyJumbo> great info lb, thx
[20:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 is krusty as moody in real life as she is on icq? ;)
[20:57] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hahahaha
[20:57] <DirtyJumbo> LMAO shifty :)
[20:57] <Krusty> shhhhhhhhh shifty do'nt ask him that
[20:58] <theshiftyeyedbastard> hehehe
[20:58] <_LB_> Catseye ... no.  but its where you start.
[20:59] <Paulandjohn> adwords campaigns can be region (countr) specific?
[20:59] <DirtyJumbo> yeah p&j
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[21:00] <Paulandjohn> then how can i make a research about a keyword when the ads isn't showing up for me
[21:00] <Paulandjohn> on google.
[21:00] <Paulandjohn> using proxy?
[21:00] <DirtyJumbo> select your coutry :P
[21:00] <DirtyJumbo> the delete it again
[21:01] <Paulandjohn> in making the campaign? (i haven't done that yet)
[21:01] <DirtyJumbo> yeah
[21:01] <Paulandjohn> aha this make sense :) thanks
[21:01] <kaitech> is google honestly that important when there is more quailty with other SE's?
[21:02] <Krusty> yeah paulandjohn - you don't wanna select Australia ;) i mean... i don't - because I think we have a high rate of charging back....
[21:02] <DirtyJumbo> dmoz is still great if you can get a fucking listing
[21:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> damn shady australians :)
[21:03] <RVince> nowadays it's totally impossible to get into dmoz
[21:03] <DirtyJumbo> are you kidding krusty??
[21:03] <theshiftyeyedbastard> dmoz is rough as hell.
[21:04] <DirtyJumbo> dmoz seems to have zero editors left :(
[21:04] <theshiftyeyedbastard> indeed
[21:04] <ultrasKING> I like to sell pills to Autralia .. last 2 customers were from AUS
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[21:05] <Paulandjohn> which countries are the best to enable? usa, uk ?
[21:05] <Krusty> nope not kidding
[21:05] <ultrasKING> ones that have visa
[21:05] <DirtyJumbo> reallY? u cheap aussies :P
[21:05] <Krusty> yeah.. i do canada too ... cos i can't remember which countries speak english
[21:07] <Paulandjohn> 4 lb - which countries are the best to enable in the adwords campaign? usa, uk... ?
[21:07] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[21:07] <ultrasKING> ppl buy in Canada online a lot
[21:07] <ultrasKING> I do and all my friends do as well
[21:07] <Krusty> YOU BASTARD HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[21:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> lol
[21:07] <LeiaSwift> <3 krusty
[21:07] <Redguy> lol
[21:07] <DirtyJumbo> 4PASS THE FUCKING PHONE TO KRUSTY WE WANNA HERA *HER* NOW /P
[21:07] <Krusty> i'm a psycho bitch :P stay away hahahahhahahah j/k
[21:07] <Krusty> shhhhhhh DJ - he's not on a phone
[21:07] <theshiftyeyedbastard> 4 the keywords you don't want to come up in adwords
[21:08] <Krusty> evening primrose oil does almost nothing to me..
[21:08] <DirtyJumbo> how bout some dirtyjumbo oil :P
[21:09] <Krusty> y'know what.. i think i'm allergic
[21:09] <DirtyJumbo> lol
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[21:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I was just busting krusty's balls, hehe
[21:10] <Krusty> ask LB if he's bullshitting hahaa
[21:10] <DirtyJumbo> sometimes she bites my nose off on icq :P
[21:10] <theshiftyeyedbastard> LB sounded like a pinball machine, lol
[21:11] <IrishT> Whoops!
[21:11] <Krusty> yeah.. or throw virtual chairs at you DJ :)
[21:11] <DirtyJumbo> LOL
[21:12] <DirtyJumbo> put me on ignore for a week :'(
[21:12] <msanchez> damn I thought my zuzekistan campaign would really pay off
[21:13] <ultrasKING> lol
[21:13] <ultrasKING> who buy indian porn :)
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I send all my piratical traffic to kenyan cruise lines.
[21:13] <DirtyJumbo> lots of ppl ultrasking :)
[21:13] <theshiftyeyedbastard> see this hot indian babe showing ankle, click here now for all the action!
[21:13] <CatsEye> nice shifty :)
[21:14] <LeiaSwift> lol shifty
[21:14] <ultrasKING> heh
[21:14] <adulion> are we still going
[21:14] <adulion> ?
[21:14] <IrishT> yes
[21:14] <adulion> i had to take a call from poland
[21:14] <Paulandjohn> lol
[21:14] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I'm selling this recording on ebay today.
[21:14] <Krusty> A CHICKEN?
[21:14] <Redguy> hahaha
[21:14] <Krusty> i'm not a kentucky chucking chicken SB!
[21:15] <LeiaSwift> time to wash my hair..
[21:16] <DirtyJumbo> upper or lower hair? :P
[21:16] <Redguy> gah audio's gone
[21:16] <theshiftyeyedbastard> I don't put shows up, hehe
[21:16] <Haui> Great show guys!! Thanks LB and Sleazy!
[21:16] <adulion> sorry he has phoned back... this better  be recorded
[21:16] <Redguy> and it's back
[21:16] <adulion> fuck i mised the whole sshow
[21:16] <Paulandjohn> 4 so i shouldn't put this up on server?
[21:16] <CatsEye> Thanks very much, Sleazy and LB, this was grrrreat
[21:16] <IrishT> Great Show, Thanks LB and SB
[21:17] <Redguy> yeah P&J cos I wasn't taking notes :P lol
[21:17] <Krusty> hard ass hehee
[21:17] <RVince> SleazyBear & _LB_ : remember many of us need to listen it several times to understand all the good bits :(
[21:17] <DirtyJumbo> THX FOR A FANTASTIC SHOW :woohoo:
[21:17] <Redguy> good point RV
[21:17] <Dutch_Harry> This show was really great
[21:17] <DirtyJumbo> yeah vince
[21:17] <Krusty> well then I reckon we should password protect it
[21:17] <msanchez> still up here
[21:17] <theshiftyeyedbastard> server is still up
[21:17] <Paulandjohn> ok i'll put this on an another directory ;)
[21:17] <Redguy> fuck my audio has died again :(
[21:18] <RVince> Paulandjohn, please put in in the archive with the others... I doubt thousands of people dl them...
[21:18] <Redguy> back again
[21:18] <Redguy> :S
[21:18] <kaitech> Not everyone can be here I happened to get here but normally I am at my day job
[21:18] <Dutch_Harry> But there was somuch info
[21:18] <ControlT> Or only send the recording to the people who actually showed up..
[21:18] <Krusty> ... maybe... if SB doesn't mind - make it accessible but password protect it for those here today
[21:18] <DirtyJumbo> i need to listen to this again too, TMI for my small brain
[21:18] <CatsEye> that would be swell Krusty
[21:18] <Paulandjohn> the domain/hosting isn't mine
[21:18] <Paulandjohn> so i can't do that :
[21:18] <Paulandjohn> :)
[21:18] <Magnoody> what's the link to the show archive?
[21:19] <Redguy> my audio is constantly dropping out now
[21:19] <Paulandjohn> lol@lb
[21:19] <ultrasKING> great show guys tx SB and LB
[21:19] <ControlT> Server is stable here.
[21:19] <IrishT> Server fine here
[21:19] <ControlT> Thanks for the show, SleazyBear and _LB_.
[21:19] <Paulandjohn> http://sexy-start.com/netpondshow/
[21:19] <msanchez> excellent show
[21:20] <Magnoody> tnx PJ
[21:20] <kaitech> thx pj
[21:20] <Dutch_Harry> Well let us download it but dont put it on the public server
[21:20] <Paulandjohn> ok i'll put this on an other domain so for link pm me
[21:20] <DirtyJumbo> cool p&j
[21:20] <Dutch_Harry> you are getting a PM
[21:20] <Dutch_Harry> cool thanks
[21:21] <adulion> hanks for the show.. these darn polish people calling me and missing the quality show
[21:21] <DirtyJumbo> i'll icq you for the link fucker :)
[21:21] <adulion> thanks*
[21:21] <Paulandjohn> www.gallery-gallery.com/netpond/
[21:21] <Paulandjohn> there will be
[21:22] <Geeman> you are using the domain for galleries? ;)
[21:22] <IrishT> Thanks P&J
[21:22] <Magnoody> cool PJ
[21:22] <Krusty> HAHHAHAAAHA HE HAS TO PEE
[21:22] <msanchez> thanks for the great show
[21:22] <RVince> http://www.shemale-stroker.com/  <-- Any comments on the paysite tour I just designed?
[21:23] <Magnoody> lol
[21:23] <CatsEye> thanks guys!
[21:23] <Geeman> awesome show today! really outstanding!!!
[21:23] <DirtyJumbo> thx guys!!!!
[21:23] <Krusty> awesome show guys - heaps of info out there
[21:23] <Haui> Thansk again guys top show today!!!
[21:23] <Paulandjohn> agree
[21:23] <Geeman> thanks a lot
[21:23] <theshiftyeyedbastard> Awesome show guys, thanks LB and SB! I gotta take off as well, see everyone later!
[21:23] <Paulandjohn> lol
[21:23] <Dutch_Harry> LB THANKS FOR AL THE INFO
[21:23] <RVince> Merci beaucoup _LB_ !!
[21:23] <Redguy> yeah some great info today :)
[21:23] <Paulandjohn> thanks man
[21:23] <lcksmth> thanks !!!! this show was fantastic
[21:23] <Dutch_Harry> SB YOU TO MAN THANKS FOR ALL
[21:23] <kaitech> SB not everyone can get here but want to due to day jobs and etc
[21:23] <_LB_> glad you guys got some stuff from it :)
[21:23] <ultrasKING> thank you LB and SB
[21:23] <ControlT> Excellent show :)
[21:24] <Paulandjohn> 4 lb - which countries are the best to enable in the adwords campaign? usa, uk... ?
[21:24] <Dutch_Harry> It was really great man
[21:24] <_LB_> Krusty I really needed to go to the loo lol !
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[21:24] <Krusty> LB answered that hhe
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[21:24] <Paulandjohn> hm then i didn't catched the answer :)
[21:24] <Krusty> yeah i know LB........................ 
[21:24] <_LB_> p&j ... always us, usually uk and canada also
[21:24] <ultrasKING> PJ he answered it USA UK CANADA and sometimes AUS
[21:24] <Paulandjohn> thanks lb
[21:24] <IrishT> P&J, LB said usa, uk,canada and english speaking countries
[21:24] <Paulandjohn> thanks.
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[21:24] <Paulandjohn> lol ok twice it is enough lolol
[21:24] <Haui> See yas on the board guys take care
[21:24] <Paulandjohn> bye
[21:24] <Haui> laters aligators :))
[21:25] <Krusty> lol haui
[21:25] <Paulandjohn> www.gallery-gallery.com/netpond/   <<< this one will be here
[21:25] <ultrasKING> later
[21:25] <SleazyBear> you all thank 
[21:25] <DirtyJumbo> thx for all the info guys :)
[21:25] <adulion> i think this was the latest show and i maybe caught 10 mins max of it!!!!!!!!!!
[21:25] <adulion> argh
[21:25] <SleazyBear> -lb- he is always great
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[21:25] <Krusty> i really need to go back to sleep hahaha
[21:25] <CatsEye> Semper Fi Beta Brigade
[21:25] <Magnoody> ThX SB and LB
[21:25] <IrishT> Bye all, catch you all later
[21:25] <Krusty> Bree did the banner i have in my sig - kicks ass
[21:25] <Redguy> send krusty on next week too ;)
[21:25] <Redguy> see ya lb
[21:25] <kaitech> peace guys
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[21:26] <CatsEye> see you on the boards - later folks - thanks sleazy!!!
[21:26] <Krusty> LB and SB are both great lol
[21:26] <msanchez> take care all
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[21:26] <Paulandjohn> ;)
[21:26] <Krusty> you can top it by having LB on it again hahahaa
[21:26] <lcksmth> thanks for the show !! take care
[21:26] <DirtyJumbo> pêace motherfuckers :)
[21:26] <Dutch_Harry> It was a fucking great show
[21:26] <ultrasKING> later guys
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