Session Start: Wed May 09 17:49:06 2007 Session Ident: #plrlive [17:49] * Now talking in #plrlive [17:49] * Topic is 'Welcome to the Netpond Show! Audio on http://69.61.74.194:8000/listen.pls' [17:49] * Set by Logfile on Wed Jan 31 18:51:52 [17:49] -Logfile- Welcome to the PLRradio and AEBNradio Chat Room! [17:49] hi there [17:52] hello everyone [17:53] * Sleazybear has joined #plrlive [17:53] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Sleazybear [17:54] heyas Sleazybear hun [17:54] hiayh [17:55] * Shifty has joined #plrlive [17:55] heyas Shifty hun [17:55] hey there. [17:56] how is everyone today? [17:56] Not doing bad, fucked my back up a couple weeks ago, so been mostly offline. Fucking couches, fucking stairs. [17:57] oi I'm sorry sweetie, I hope ya get better hun [17:57] * Lucky_Cappuccino has joined #plrlive [17:57] heyas Lucky_Cappuccino hun [17:57] hi [17:58] * Redhotca has joined #plrlive [17:58] heyas Redhotca hun [17:58] i hear ya Sleazybear [17:59] I don't hear anything. [17:59] hi silentwhispers :) [17:59] now I heard typing. [17:59] nothing here [17:59] refresh it Lucky_Cappuccino hun [17:59] nope [18:00] should say refreshed, got nothing [18:00] don't hear typing? [18:01] feeds up [18:01] there we go, sounds like I shot the sheriff [18:02] * silentwhispers cringes at the music [18:02] That's a classic [18:03] * silentwhispers nods softly [18:03] * goggy has joined #plrlive [18:03] heyas goggy hun [18:03] bob marley is almost as shitty as the doors. [18:03] * Guest98700 has joined #plrlive [18:03] though I like this song, and no woman no cry. [18:04] * Guest00647 is now known as Quagmire [18:04] giggity [18:04] heyas Quagmire hun [18:04] quagmire fucked her. [18:04] wurd [18:04] twice [18:04] all 3 inputs [18:04] in the arse. [18:04] whats shakin' all [18:04] gotta go all in. [18:04] * Guest47637 has joined #plrlive [18:05] * Guest47637 is now known as Kron [18:05] not much and with you Quagmire? [18:05] hello [18:05] heyas Kron hun [18:05] not much. getting ready for lunch here in the office [18:05] * silentwhispers nods softly [18:05] * CoolJay has joined #plrlive [18:05] to change your name from guest to a nick type /nick thenthenameyouwant [18:05] heyas CoolJay hun [18:05] Hey there :) [18:05] I want to be Sleazybear but its already taken [18:06] "Around The World" with a "Dirty Sanchez" finale? [18:06] How about sleazybear2 :p [18:06] its like Highlander. there can be only one [18:06] * Sleazybear sets mode: +o PaulJohn [18:06] * Shifty is now known as TheShiftyEyedBastard [18:06] * Sleazybear sets mode: +o silentwhispers [18:06] oh thank you [18:06] hate not having the longest name in the room. [18:06] Hey shifty, how are ya ? [18:07] not bad bro, how ya been? [18:07] ../nick thisnickisgonnabelongerthantheshiftyeyedbastardsone [18:07] punk ;) [18:07] theshiftyeyedbassfisherman [18:08] gotsa love me [18:08] Busy moving house, but getting there [18:08] * silentwhispers muahs [18:08] I fish for bass at the local fish monger, with a spear. [18:08] Good times, buy a place, or? [18:09] yeah bought, upgrade for me and the family [18:10] Nice. I need to get into one, still wasting money on renting, trying to wait for the price bubble to burst, hehe [18:10] * Guest98700 is now known as thefall [18:10] recording [18:11] i can't listen to the show [18:11] can someone give me a play by play in whispers? [18:11] ;) [18:12] voice to text conversion software anyone? [18:12] * rvince has joined #plrlive [18:14] 'evening ppl [18:14] heyas rvince hun [18:14] Hiya Vince :) [18:15] hey there rvince [18:16] lol [18:17] key to blog is: 4-10 images + 5-20 lines of text per post. repeat every 2-3 days for 4-6 months. then you have a 2000 visitors/day blog :-) [18:18] I like to use a minimum of 47 images on mine :) [18:18] I give one pic, max. [18:19] (my experience only of course; feel free to experiment :-) ) [18:19] I give one to 3 pics [18:20] blogs are a great opportunity to get surfers to actually READ the sales text (which they don't on TGP galleries). Just don't make you blog look like a fake TGP and you'll make money. [18:20] agreed. [18:21] Bonus points if you can make it look like a real person is writing it ;) [18:21] TheShiftyEyedBastard, definately: you should sound like a fan of the niche; NOT a webmaster. [18:22] also, putting a link to cams, and a link to a dating sponsor, to pick up those lonely guys, works well. [18:23] and please remember to answer "RVince's offtopic poll of the month" : http://www.netpond.com/showthread.php?t=109957 [18:24] lol [18:24] I also believe kaktusan still offers a discount for all betabrigade members. [18:26] http://www.cheapestadultscripts.com/affiliates/click.php?ref=narfel&page=http://www.cheapestadultscripts.com/specials.html [18:26] anyone using ubuntu? [18:26] I've used it before [18:27] Sleazybear, I should have added "unless you paid it cash" :-) was actually wondering about the going rates of mortgages, not about who made a shitload of money :-D :-D [18:27] TheShiftyEyedBastard, me. [18:27] Thinking about having it as my main os after I upgrade shortly. [18:27] like it? [18:27] I used the older version, liked it alot [18:27] but stopped using it because chameleon didn't work on it. [18:27] Not really an issue now though. [18:27] I love it. wife and kids using too on their own computer. [18:27] it was okay [18:28] I use vmware for chameleon [18:28] ah nice. [18:28] run windows with it, or can you run it direct? [18:30] feisty fawn I think. [18:30] I mean, is he running windows with vmware and running chameleon that way, or is there a way to just run chameleon. [18:31] * Guest38784 has joined #plrlive [18:31] heyas Guest38784 hun [18:31] * Guest38784 is now known as jmart [18:31] Think I'm going to build a media pc out of my old one, for streaming files to my tv in the front room, and maybe put emulators on there too. [18:31] TheShiftyEyedBastard, running an XP session with a few windows sofwares in it, including chameleon. [18:31] cool, thx rvince. [18:32] its McHappy Day [18:33] the best way to make money quickly in this business is not to want to make money quickly, but to shoot for the longterm ;-) [18:33] lol, brad pitt may be the new he-man in the movie [18:34] Only way to make money quickly in this business is if you have money to begin with, or a vagina. [18:34] TheShiftyEyedBastard, I had neither and it worked. [18:34] the golfball is your friend [18:34] ooo [18:34] I have a vagina, give me money [18:34] lol [18:35] quickest path definately is to have both a vagina and a brain indeed. [18:35] sorry, was reading the news, and thought the brad pitt thing was funny [18:35] i would consider adding a vagina if it would make me more money [18:35] do i get to pick where the vagina gets placed? [18:35] in either hand? [18:35] you got it [18:36] They need to work on that, I mean they can grow an ear on a mouse, why not something more important? [18:36] i agree. wtf does a mouse need an ear on its back for? [18:36] there are more pressing issues [18:36] Quagmire, I could tell you, but that would be bad news for your dick ;-D [18:36] for sure. [18:37] yeah, about that whole dick removing idea... no [18:37] i need to keep the boss in place [18:38] gotta jet. Hope the recording pans out so I can download the archive. [18:38] quag, would you fuck the mouse direct if it had a vag attached to it? [18:39] * Lucky_Cappuccino has quit IRC (QUIT: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]) [18:39] whose voice is it? [18:39] i would take it on a few dates first [18:39] silentwhispers [18:39] ya softie. [18:39] I'd hit it :) [18:39] cool :-) [18:41] where are you from silentwhispers? [18:41] Oklahoma [18:42] my people came to cali from okmulgee during the dust bowl. [18:42] wherever the fuck that is. [18:43] where? [18:43] never heard of em. [18:43] californians don't have accents. [18:46] Google sucks, it's all about msn and yahoo. [18:48] Google rule :) [18:48] * tigermom has joined #plrlive [18:48] hey everyone, finally made it [18:48] hey there [18:48] Hey tigermom babe :) [18:49] * jmart has quit IRC (QUIT: PJIRC forever!) [18:51] * Guest98984 has joined #plrlive [18:51] to change your name from guest to a nick type /nick thenthenameyouwant [18:51] Hi everyone [18:52] nick: booboo [18:52] type /nick booboo [18:52] type /nick booboo [18:52] remove the "type" part [18:52] duh [18:52] lol [18:52] sorry [18:52] * Guest98984 is now known as booboo [18:52] thank you [18:53] there ya go :) [18:53] np [18:53] this is my first show :D [18:53] welcome [18:57] welcome booboo [18:57] thank you! [18:58] I use keypass for passwords, very handy [18:58] silly ?? how do u know who's talking? or is it just a free for all kinda thing? [18:59] do you have a mic booboo? try shouting and we should be able to hear you [18:59] (not really :p) [18:59] i am Sleazybear the host, male voice silent whispers is the female voice guest [18:59] Gotta go folks :( [18:59] oh no I don't...put on list of things 2 buy at the store lol [19:00] See you later :) [19:00] bye Mark, don't be a stranger [19:00] hit me up on skype sometime [19:01] later cooljay [19:05] its all appreciated what everyone does to offer help to newbies like myself :) [19:06] 4 what steps do you do to start promoting your blogs when they are new? [19:09] do you think that the program blog organizer is a necessarity right away when starting? [19:09] nope. [19:10] if you have more time than money. [19:10] [19:10] if you have more money than time, then yeah. [19:10] ../> [19:11] [19:11] .. [19:11] doesn't dreamweaver do that automatically? [19:13] * CoolJay has left #plrlive [19:13] * Quagmire : dreeeeeeaaaaamweaver [19:13] dreamweaver is invaluable. [19:13] lol [19:13] haha [19:14] beer too is invaluable [19:14] lol shifty [19:15] question: can we see pics of her tits? [19:15] a/s/l? [19:15] sorry; couldn't resist :-D [19:15] I was totally going to say that rvince, but bit my tongue, lol [19:15] 4 all your songs were purchased legitimately right sleazy? [19:17] how many blogs did everyone start with? [19:17] e133t [19:17] 10 [19:17] ty [19:18] your welcome hun [19:18] nice http://www.clarynovels.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=165 [19:18] so, not to the topless pics silentwhispers? ;) [19:18] no, not not, lol [19:20] what does that article has to do with anything? [19:20] how long did u say that u've been in this business silent? what about everyone else? [19:20] Nothing, was just going through digg. [19:21] it's old, the officer in charge is in jail [19:21] lmao [19:21] ah. [19:21] * karl has quit IRC (QUIT: ) [19:21] it's not exactly policy, you have bad apples in every mlitary, it's not something that the IDF stands for [19:21] Must have missed it first time around, lol [19:21] Nah, I know, wasn't making a political statement.......just thought it was fucked up. [19:22] it sure was [19:23] I have just started in this aspect of the adult biz (I work in another part of it now) and I have just spent the last month reading & taking notes. [19:23] that's a good start boooboo, best of luck to you :) [19:23] ty [19:23] For sure [19:24] Just don't get in the trap of always reading and figuring out how to do things. Get the basicx, and don't be afraid to fuck up. Learn as you go. [19:24] basics even [19:25] sex doesn't sell, anal dating sells http://anal.alt.com/ [19:25] thankfully I have another friend & we're doing this 2gether so motivating & such. it certainly helps. And like u said, if we try something & it doesn't work we let each other know [19:25] heh [19:25] the dating site where the man of your dreams comes knockin' on your backdoor [19:26] i wear a bathrobe but naked underneath [19:26] lol [19:27] lol [19:27] me and the wife? oh, we met at an anal dating site. [19:28] is there any sites that anyone recommends for complete novices? when u mention RSS feeds & TTP I don't have a clue. I feel silly asking on netpond [19:28] is there an anal dating site? [19:29] a place to meet the asshole of your life lol [19:29] lmao [19:29] lol [19:29] booboo read some of the thomasbyers threads on netpond [19:29] he goes through blogs and rss stuff in detail [19:30] i have been but I think i'm on information overload lol [19:30] booboo - i'm a girl btw :) [19:31] got pics? [19:31] lol [19:31] lol [19:31] thats hot [19:31] never mind pics [19:31] being female is enough for us [19:31] webmasters aren't picky [19:32] true [19:32] (but seriously though, do you have pics?) [19:32] don't sound so desparate guys, it does not come across as a compliment lol [19:32] i'm married. I can't help but sound desparate [19:33] hey, don't be putting down wives, we happen to be a great niche, you know [19:33] I was being factitious :) [19:33] though, not about the anal dating. [19:34] that's a shame, an anal dating site sounds good [19:34] I think that little pic on the anal dating site is masuimi max, I love when they use porn stars on dating sites. Comic gold [19:34] http://anal.alt.com/ [19:36] there are nowhere near enough women in my area interested in anal dating [19:36] i find this distressing to say the least [19:36] :( poor quagmire [19:36] that's sad. [19:36] if I can't find it online, where will I find it?? [19:36] you will have to rely on craigslist. [19:36] I thought everything was online! [19:36] i find craigslist to be handy [19:37] I bought a Fiero for $100 [19:37] it's great for anonymous fisting. [19:37] nice. [19:37] a running Fiero I might add [19:37] fully working [19:37] though what a pain in the ass to work on :) [19:37] nice. [19:37] a fiero is small and tight. maybe it will encourage some anal dating [19:38] for sure. [19:38] or you can fist your fiero [19:38] what's a fiero anyway? [19:38] so, but really, no pics huh booboo? ;) [19:38] not on this computer :( sorry lol [19:38] silentwhispers, you want to do what to my anus? [19:38] old habbits die hard [19:39] thanks 4 all the info :) [19:39] thanks Sleazy and Silent [19:39] SilentBear and SleazyWhispers [19:39] a Fiero is a small pontiac car [19:40] mid-engine 2seater [19:40] for $100? not bad [19:40] with a kit, you can also turn it into a lamborghini. [19:40] yqw hun hope ya'll enjoyed it [19:40] i have 2. i bought another one off MachineGunKelly (the graphic designer guy) [19:40] I'm sorry but who is Kat and what is his program again? [19:40] no kits for me [19:40] I don't want a replica anything [19:41] http://www.cheapestadultscripts.com/affiliates/click.php?ref=narfel&page=http://www.cheapestadultscripts.com/specials.html [19:41] if I can't afford the real thing, its not worth the effort [19:41] dont think that way [19:41] just think about all the anal dating you could do! [19:41] lmao [19:42] hrm. good point [19:46] conepuppy is the best [19:46] had a server with em for 2+ years [19:50] are these conferences done at the same time same days of the week i.e. wednesdays? [19:51] :) [19:51] oh [19:51] they are [19:51] haha now that sounds like fun [19:52] I'm a psychic :P [19:52] i have loads of friends who are tarot readers :) [19:52] ooo wicked [19:52] ive been told im psycodic ...does that count [19:53] lol [19:53] later all, gotta go watch the arsenal replay [19:53] * TheShiftyEyedBastard has left #plrlive [19:53] http://www.embalaw.com/ [19:53] lol I'm that too [19:53] :) [19:53] psycho, psychic....same difference lol [19:54] thanks everyone [19:54] thanks Sleazybear [19:54] thanks sleazy great show [19:54] thank you! [19:54] the show was only good this week, because silentwhispers came on [19:54] great show [19:55] good show [19:55] have a great week everyone :) [19:55] * silentwhispers blushes [19:55] thank you [19:55] see you all on the boards [19:55] SW is good for fun :) [19:55] * Redhotca has left #plrlive [19:55] * Disconnected Session Close: Wed May 09 19:55:24 2007